WTZP-LD Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist. 2026-05-07 Doug and Carrie's romantic getaway is a nightmare when the owners of the bed-and-breakfast become too much to take. 2026-05-07 Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. 2026-05-07 In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-05-07 Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 2026-05-07 The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 2026-05-07 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-05-07 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-05-07 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-05-07 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-07 Crystal is obsessed with her late unfaithful husband; Roseanne and Dan want to help her; Darlene starts smoking. 2026-05-07 Ed, Dan's father, comes to visit for a weekend; the children are enthusiastic, but Dan isn't; after Ed criticises Dan, Roseanne must become a mediator between the two. 2026-05-07 Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) asks Fran (Fran Drescher) to be guardian of his children in the event of his death. 2026-05-07 To help Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) efforts to woo a playwright (Ray Stricklyn), Fran (Fran Drescher) offers to set the man up with a feisty woman. Guest star: Roger Clinton. 2026-05-07 When Fran (Fran Drescher) befriends an attractive male nanny (Christopher Rich), Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) reveals his possessive side. 2026-05-07 C.C.'s (Lauren Lane) dog is the main suspect when house guest Shari Lewis' (guest starring as herself) puppet Lamb Chop is missing. 2026-05-07 A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas. 2026-05-07 While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Paid programming. 2026-05-07 Jonathan and Mark journey back in time to save Mark's grandfather's (John McLiam) farm from repossession. 2026-05-07 A college basketball star must face his illiteracy when a heart condition denies him a scholarship. 2026-05-07 Malcolm and Eddie must outsmart a slick landlord to get Malcolm's former bar back. 2026-05-07 Business partners Malcolm and Eddie open a jazz club with Malcolm's money. 2026-05-07 Cedric and Lovita pressure apartment-sitting Romeo to throw a party while Steve and Regina are out of town. 2026-05-07 Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) is prompted to tell Steve (Steve Harvey) how she really feels about him while at her best friend's wedding. 2026-05-07 Mark is excited about joining the Golden State Warriors until he hears the condition: a one-on-one game with Charles Barkley. 2026-05-07 Mark and Robin (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis) try to help a talented student (Christopher Carter) choose between extracurricular basketball and music. 2026-05-07 Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo. 2026-05-07 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-05-07 Roseanne is overjoyed when Becky breaks up with Mark, but her long-awaited confrontation with him ends in surprise. 2026-05-07 Roseanne and Jackie say goodbye to their childhood home before the demolition crew arrives; Darlene befriends Mark's brother. 2026-05-07 Roseanne convinces Leon that the Conner family should appear in a television commercial for the coffee shop. 2026-05-07 Roseanne visits a therapist with Jackie; Arnie persuades Dan to hire a tattoo artist for the motorcycle shop. 2026-05-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-05-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-05-07 When Benny learns that George's father is wealthy, she concocts a get-rich-quick scheme that jeopardizes George's job. 2026-05-07 George and Angie invite ex-gang member Marisol to stay with them, but trouble erupts when she becomes a role model for Carmen. 2026-05-07 Peg's mother gets a job as a 976-sex phone operator to help with Christmas expenses. 2026-05-07 Al and Peg join Peg's parents on a marriage-encounter weekend. 2026-05-07 Bud's life literally depends on getting Kelly to finish the exercise video she is signed to do. 2026-05-07 Bud unwittingly tapes a mobster's confession while shooting Kelly's video. 2026-05-07 Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale. 2026-05-07 Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging. 2026-05-07 When Doug is not allowed to hold Danny's girlfriend's baby, Doug tries to persuade Carrie to have a child so he can get back at Danny. 2026-05-07 Doug lets the attention go to his head when he gets anonymous e-mail from someone who saw him perform at a karaoke club. 2026-05-07 Doug and Carrie are confused when Deacon and Kelly are not interested in buying the house next door to theirs. 2026-05-08 Doug tries to capitalize on his mother's poker skills by having her help him win a high-stakes tournament; Spence helps Carrie lose her accent. 2026-05-08 Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms. 2026-05-08 Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars. 2026-05-08 Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman. 2026-05-08 Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. 2026-05-08 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-08 George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations. 2026-05-08 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-05-08 George acts as Jason's sports agent when NFL quarterbacks Daunte Culpepper and Donovan McNabb stop by to draft Jason; Carmen and Los Lobos guitarist Cesar Rosas stir things up at George's family birthday bash. 2026-05-08