WTZP-LD Doug frantically tries to stop calls to his home from a woman who says she spent a romantic weekend with him. 2026-05-13 Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her. 2026-05-13 Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join. 2026-05-13 Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician (Ryan Stiles), and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end. 2026-05-13 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-05-13 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-05-13 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-05-13 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-05-13 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-05-13 George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 2026-05-13 Roseanne's heavy overtime is about to push her over the edge; after two weeks of working every night and coming home to chaos, her only last resort is to run away; she winds up at a diner where she swaps stories. 2026-05-13 The Conner family reacts with typical humor when a tornado threatens Lanford. 2026-05-13 C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image. 2026-05-13 Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue. 2026-05-13 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) pops the big question to Fran (Fran Drescher) just to aggravate his mother (Dina Merrill). With Daniel Davis and Lauren Lane. 2026-05-13 An actress (Donna Dixon) who is a single mother prompts Fran (Fran Drescher) to consider artificial insemination. With Charles Shaughnessy and Daniel Davis. 2026-05-13 Bob's grand opening party for the sock factory is upstaged by a fight between Abishola and her sister-in-law. 2026-05-13 After returning home from their wedding in Nigeria, Abishola moves into Bob's house and redecorates to make the place her own. 2026-05-13 Paid programming. 2026-05-13 Paid programming. 2026-05-13 Guilt plagues a policeman who shot a teenager brandishing an empty gun. 2026-05-13 Jonathan performs a miracle for the hard-working daughter of a struggling theatrical agent. 2026-05-13 Malcolm's estranged brother (Tim Edward Rhoze) comes to town, creating some tension between the siblings. 2026-05-13 Nicolette teaches Malcolm a lesson when he takes advantage of their friendship. 2026-05-13 Lovita convinces Steve to give Regina a key to his apartment instead of jewelry, but Regina is unimpressed with the gesture. 2026-05-13 Steve explains his reasons for excluding Regina from a dinner party with his parents in an e-mail that inadvertently gets sent to her. 2026-05-13 Mark plans to spend Valentine's Day alone until a stranger knocks on his door; Robin and Vanessa look for romance. 2026-05-13 A series of mishaps lands Mark, Robin and Vanessa in jail when they take a group of students on a camping trip. 2026-05-13 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-05-13 Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-05-13 Roseanne feels her age when her mother enters a retirement home; Nancy's relationship with Marla surprises everyone. 2026-05-13 Roseanne takes a self-defense course after a burglar tries to break into the restaurant while she is working late. 2026-05-13 Roseanne begins to worry when Darlene and next-door neighbor Molly are late returning from a rock concert. 2026-05-13 Jackie turns to Roseanne for support when her affair with Fisher (Matt Roth) comes to an end; D.J. tries out for a junior hockey league. 2026-05-13 After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving dinner, George learns his estranged father needs a new kidney. 2026-05-13 George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died. 2026-05-13 Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie. 2026-05-13 After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen. 2026-05-13 Al takes advantage of Peg's amnesia to transform her into the model housewife. 2026-05-13 When Al's boss falls in love with Bud, she offers Al part of the company if he and Peg can convince Bud to marry her. 2026-05-13 The court orders Al to live in Bud's basement room to see how unlivable it really is. 2026-05-13 Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling. 2026-05-13 A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man. 2026-05-13 Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke). 2026-05-13 Doug reunites with a high-school friend (Adam Sandler) who wants to relive some of their mischievous acts. 2026-05-13 Carrie sees her dream of living in the city coming true when an apartment becomes available in Manhattan. 2026-05-13 Carrie moves to Manhattan; Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after running into friends who recently had a child. 2026-05-14 Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 2026-05-14 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-05-14 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-05-14 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-14 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-14 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-05-14 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-05-14 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-05-14 George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding. 2026-05-14 The Conners have a corpse in their kitchen, which interferes with Dan's attempts to repair the refrigerator. 2026-05-14 Jackie's apartment is uninhabitable so she spends a few days at the Conners'; an unexpected visit from Roseanne's parents creates havoc. 2026-05-14 Fran's (Fran Drescher) trip to Hollywood takes a twist when she lands on the set of "Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman." With Charles Shaughnessy, Jane Seymour and Joe Lando. 2026-05-14 After seeing Maggie (Nicholle Tom) kissing a man, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) wants to send her to a nunnery until Fran (Fran Drescher) steps in. With Daniel Davis. 2026-05-14 After learning her boyfriend's (Burke Moses) occupation, Fran (Fran Drescher) tries to break it off, but he will not let her go. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-05-14 When Fran (Fran Drescher) is a fashion "don't" in a magazine, Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires her to design costumes for a benefit. With Daniel Davis and Todd Oldham. 2026-05-14 Doubts begin to creep in as Abishola awaits her acceptance letter to the medical school of her dreams in Baltimore; Bob battles his subconscious when he realizes he doesn't want to leave Detroit. 2026-05-14 With Bob and Abishola settling into married life, Dottie feels pushed aside and decides to run away from home; Goodwin and Kofo bring a domestic dispute to MaxDot. 2026-05-14 Paid programming. 2026-05-14 Paid programming. 2026-05-14 Jonathan (Michael Landon) enlists the help of a con man when Mark (Victor French) is tricked into selling his soul to Satan. 2026-05-14 Jonathan (Michael Landon) alerts the citizens of a small coastal town to the pollution dangers of a nearby factory. With Victor French. 2026-05-14 The father of Malcolm's new girlfriend offers him a bribe to dump his daughter. 2026-05-14 Nicolette decides to try and have a child, but when she decides the sperm bank is too impersonal, she asks Malcolm. 2026-05-14 Steve is rattled when Regina pulls out all the stops for their one-month anniversary, including a romantic dinner. 2026-05-14 Steve takes advantage of his relationship with Regina when he arrives late and unprepared for a staff meeting. 2026-05-14 The next-door neighbor (Marquise Wilson) runs away from home and moves in with Mark, Robin and Vanessa (Mark Curry, Dawnn Lewis, Holly Robinson). 2026-05-14 Mark is assigned to teach a class of incorrigibles who show no interest in school until they get a chance to prove themselves. 2026-05-14 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-05-14 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-05-14 A Christmas Eve snowstorm strands Roseanne and Nana Mary at the diner while Dan and D.J. are trapped at home. 2026-05-14 Roseanne confronts Jackie about spending all her time with her beau. 2026-05-14 Roseanne sends Darlene to bail Dan out of jail while she takes Jackie to the hospital after Fisher abuses her. 2026-05-14 The Lanford Days celebration features country singer Loretta Lynn and D.J. preparing for a school play. 2026-05-14 When Mr. Needles is found to be suffering from a large tumor, George contemplates putting the dog down; Max prays for a miracle. 2026-05-14 Benny's boyfriend Randy starts getting too serious about love. 2026-05-14 When Angie goes away on a business trip, George sends the spoiled kids to Benny's house for the weekend to teach them a lesson about tough love. 2026-05-14 Max gets an incredibly sexy new tutor and Carmen has dating troubles with Jason, subsequently resulting in the house turning into a teenage angst. 2026-05-14 Al and Griff join the National Guard and are surprised when they are asked to help during the garbage strike. 2026-05-14 Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar. 2026-05-14 Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success. 2026-05-14 Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym. 2026-05-14 Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy. 2026-05-14 Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl. 2026-05-14 Doug discovers that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city; Doug and Carrie receive an unexpected phone call; Arthur and Ava St. Clair's wedding hits a speed bump. 2026-05-14 In-laws (Jerry Stiller, Lisa Rieffel) displace Doug Heffernan (Kevin James) and his 70-inch TV from a basement lair; with Leah Remini. 2026-05-14 Doug makes an effort to be more friendly with Arthur and soon discovers the benefits and risks of allowing his father-in-law to tag along with him in public. 2026-05-15