WTZP-LD Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. 2026-06-08 Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. 2026-06-08 One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother. 2026-06-08 Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother. 2026-06-08 Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games. 2026-06-08 After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women. 2026-06-08 For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. 2026-06-08 Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results. 2026-06-08 Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) initiate Matt (Haley Joel Osment) in "mooning," a Foxworthy rite of passage. 2026-06-08 Jeff and Wayne (Jeff Foxworthy, Jay Mohr) have a showdown at a local comedy club to determine who is the funnier Foxworthy. 2026-06-08 Jeff (Jeff Foxworthy) struggles to remain calm when Karen (Anita Barone) goes into labor during Wayne and Deedee's (Jay Mohr, Michelle Clunie) wedding. 2026-06-08 Mayhem ensues when Livie Ann demands that Jeff, Bill and the others at the loading dock take a confrontation seminar. 2026-06-08 Herman is offered a job promotion that would mean moving out of town. 2026-06-08 Two gangsters try to use Herman to swindle insurance companies. 2026-06-08 Abishola gets the surprise of a lifetime when she finds out Bob has flown in Dele and her mother, Ebun, from Nigeria; the joy is cut short when Ebun's constant criticism makes Bob question his success as a businessman. 2026-06-08 When Abishola finds out Tayo has given Dele a credit card, she worries he's being spoiled and becomes stricter with him; worried Abishola is being too harsh, Bob goes behind her back to do something special for Dele. 2026-06-08 Hours before a clandestine visit by President Taft, Murdoch is entangled by Terence Meyers in an experiment gone wrong. 2026-06-08 Paid programming. 2026-06-08 Paid programming. 2026-06-08 A police officer's death in the line of duty causes his young son to retreat into fantasy. 2026-06-08 A probationary angel wanders Earth helping people. 2026-06-08 When Malcolm fails to get a refund on Eddie's ugly couch, the boys try to disprove the store's no-stain guarantee. 2026-06-08 When Tow Tom tries to run Eddie's Tow into the ground, Malcolm decides to blackmail Tom with a radio ad. 2026-06-08 Steve urges Romeo to join the choir despite his lack of musical ability; Cedric helps Bullethead take on the school bully. 2026-06-08 When Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) gets stage fright, Cedric (Cedric "The Entertainer") steps in to sing a romantic duet with Steve (Steve Harvey). 2026-06-08 Mark reunites with a basketball star who beat him years earlier. 2026-06-08 To raise money for the team, Mark offers to let P.J. move in. 2026-06-08 Fran (Fran Drescher) decides to share an apartment with Val (Rachel Chagall) when she feels stressed out. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis. 2026-06-08 Fran's (Fran Drescher) reaction to the news that her ex is engaged lands her in Shoppers Anonymous. With Charles Shaughnessy, Daniel Davis. 2026-06-08 Roseanne and Dan would like to go out one more time before the baby comes; when there is no more room in the restaurant of the Grand-Hotel, they soon get mixed up with the guests of a Bar Mitzvah celebration. 2026-06-08 A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween. 2026-06-08 The Conners lead a life as a perfect All-American family in the fifties with Dan as a businessman and Roseanne as a diligent housewife; DJ is a successful footballer, but he would rather be a rock star. 2026-06-08 Jackie and Roseanne meet a young woman who teaches them what being independent really means; Dan tries to spend time alone. 2026-06-08 George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. 2026-06-08 When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 2026-06-08 The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 2026-06-08 Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 2026-06-08 Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio. 2026-06-08 The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly. 2026-06-08 Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance. 2026-06-08 After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career. 2026-06-08 When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket. 2026-06-08 Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer. 2026-06-08 Doug finds that working for a competitor isn't all it's cracked up to be after he quits his job; Carrie becomes a self-tanning cream addict. 2026-06-08 Doug and Carrie have different opinions about Deacon and Kelly's separation and share them with each other. 2026-06-08 Doug dreams that he could solve all of his problems if he could assume the roles of vintage television characters. 2026-06-09 Doug's (Kevin James) parents bowl him over with an important request while on a brief layover in New York. 2026-06-09 Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert. 2026-06-09 Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn. 2026-06-09 Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable. 2026-06-09 After Evelyn and Teddy become engaged, Charlie struggles to fight his attraction to Teddy's daughter, Courtney, Charlie's soon-to-be stepsister. 2026-06-09 George, who's preparing to give a kidney to his father, is in trouble with Angie because he threw away a box of her family mementos, but both their priorities shift when Benny delivers bad news: Manny has died. 2026-06-09 After overhearing his parents planning to buy him the presents that he asked Santa Claus for, Max doubts the existence of Santa. George will stop at nothing to convince Max to continue believing in Santa Claus. 2026-06-09 Max starts talking back and acting out at school due to his learning disability, prompting Benny's attempt to punish him, triggering outrage from George and Angie. 2026-06-09 After George discovers that Max's friend, Ricky, has a rough home life, Ernie offers to lend a hand to the teen. 2026-06-09 Dan refuses to borrow money from Jackie to cover a loan he made to Arnie (Tom Arnold). 2026-06-09 Dan and Roseanne leave Darlene out when they talk to Becky about birth control. 2026-06-09 Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares.". 2026-06-09 Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) take a ski trip to get her mind off becoming pregnant. Guest stars: Nora Dunn and Chris Elliott. 2026-06-09 Fran becomes convinced that Maxwell doesn't care about Hanukkah as much as Christmas; Maxwell and Grace get stranded. 2026-06-09 Aunt Frieda (guest star Lainie Kazan) buys Fran's (Fran Drescher) parents' building and kicks them out, forcing them to move into the mansion. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-06-09 After Abishola has a romantic dream about Bob, she tries to suppress her feelings for him and pays the price. 2026-06-09 When a charismatic new pastor joins the congregation, Abishola takes a new interest in church; after Dottie gives out bonuses to upper management, but not Goodwin, Bob must do what he can to make sure he doesn't lose his best employee. 2026-06-09 Paid programming. 2026-06-09 Paid programming. 2026-06-09 Jonathan and Mark clash with a warden over reforms that would unite female inmates with their children. 2026-06-09 An aging rancher feels helpless to prevent the killing of wild horses. 2026-06-09 The breakdown of Eddie's tow truck forces him to work a host of odd jobs that drive Malcolm crazy. 2026-06-09 Malcolm is assigned the graveyard shift at the radio station. 2026-06-09 Steve lands an audition with a record producer, then panics when he realizes he doesn't have his saxophone. 2026-06-09 Steve (Steve Harvey) books a romantic evening with Regina (Wendy Raquel Robinson) on the same night of the Big Brother of the Year banquet. 2026-06-09 Mark hurts his back on the eve of a big job interview; guest Mark Linn-Baker. 2026-06-09 Mark (Mark Curry) gives Tyler (Marquise Wilson) romantic advice; Vanessa (Holly Robinson) finds the man of her dreams (Kristoff St. John). 2026-06-09 C.C. (Lauren Lane) is annoyed when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) hires a gorgeous publicist (Catherine Oxenberg) to help him with his image. 2026-06-09 Fran is arrested for owning an unlicensed singles party business and Uncle Manny comes to the rescue. 2026-06-09 D.J. must perform a drama about the story of Thanksgiving at his school; when the play is a little patriotic, many parents are horrified, but the Connors are enthusiastic and celebrate the feast in their own way. 2026-06-09 Dan revisits his youth when an old buddy brings his blues band (Blues Traveler) to town. 2026-06-09 Roseanne decides to film a family video to give the baby on her 16th birthday. 2026-06-09 A wedding is in the works when Leon (Martin Mull) and his lover (Fred Willard) decide to marry. 2026-06-09 When Max breaks George's computer, he decides to teach Max the value of a buck by making him pay for it by working at the factory with him. But the plan backfires when Max decides college isn't for him. 2026-06-09 When the factory is bought out by someone who plans on moving the plant to Mexico, George goes to bat for his employees, until the new owner presents him with a very lucrative offer. 2026-06-09 A manager for an airplane-parts factory deals with his insensitive mother in all aspects of his life. 2026-06-09 George pretends to be Carmen online to find out what's really going to happen at a party she's going to with her first boyfriend. 2026-06-09 While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine. 2026-06-09 The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine. 2026-06-09 Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations. 2026-06-09 Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again. 2026-06-09 Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives. 2026-06-09 Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg. 2026-06-09 Doug and Carrie's neighbor (Bryan Cranston) builds an aboveground pool that looks directly into their property. 2026-06-09 Doug's (Kevin James) Uncle Stu (guest star Gavin MacLeod) talks him into helping his down-and-out cousin (guest star Gary Valentine) land a job at IPS. 2026-06-09 Carrie and Doug (Leah Remini, Kevin James) ponder a major readjustment after a night of passion leads to a surprise. 2026-06-10