WTZP-LD Carrie gives Doug's therapist (guest star Dave Foley) a laundry list of bad habits to work on. Arthur fights an addiction to nasal spray. 2026-09-01 Carrie baby-sits for the boss' son; Doug tries to make friends with the new shoe girl (Rachel Dratch) at the bowling alley. 2026-09-01 Charlie must decide between his fiancée, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia. 2026-09-01 Charlie regrets allowing Alan's girlfriend to move in when the bachelor pad is suddenly overrun by women. 2026-09-01 Alan cares for Judith's baby and her tipsy mother; Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie. 2026-09-01 Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship. 2026-09-01 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-09-01 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-09-01 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-09-01 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-09-01 David takes a job at a bizarre amusement park so he can escape the Conner household; while working there, he must always be cheerful and tidy. 2026-09-01 Darlene is pregnant and wants to marry David; Roseanne and Dan are shocked and have very different reactions to Darlene and David's big news. 2026-09-01 A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy). 2026-09-01 When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself. 2026-09-01 Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie. 2026-09-01 Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran. 2026-09-01 Abishola turns to Gloria and Kemi when Bob mortgages their home to pay for a new factory space; Kemi worries that she and Chukwuemeka are losing their spark. 2026-09-01 Abishola worries that Bob's privileged lifestyle is starting to rub off on Dele; a new robot vacuum brings Tunde joy, but begins to make Olu feel insecure. 2026-09-01 Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-09-01 Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation. 2026-09-01 Fran is going crazy because her foot model reunion is coming up, and her feet went up an entire shoe size. 2026-09-01 Fran (Fran Drescher) loses Elizabeth Taylor's (as herself) black pearls after being asked to make sure they are delivered. Guest Star: Rosie O'Donnell. 2026-09-01 Fran's (Fran Drescher) latest beau is a New York Rangers hockey player who believes she will bring him good luck. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-09-01 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a midlife crisis after Fran (Fran Drescher) beats him at tennis. Guest stars: tennis player Monica Seles and Dr. Joyce Brothers. 2026-09-01 After Peg meets a married man (Sam McMurray), the Bundys get a visit from his jealous mate. 2026-09-01 When Kelly tries for a spot in a commercial, Bud tells her secret to the competition. 2026-09-01 Al takes pictures of a UFO with the hope of winning a tabloid contest. 2026-09-01 Al contends with a hungry rabbit after taking up gardening to relax. 2026-09-01 Doug gets jealous of Carrie's gay co-worker; both Doug and Carrie worry about the strength of their marriage as they sign a 30-year mortgage plan. 2026-09-01 As a joke, Doug takes a lewd picture with a disposable camera on the table at a wedding. David Eigenberg guest stars. 2026-09-01 A television news reporter interviews Roseanne in the street. 2026-09-01 Plans for David and Darlene's wedding are made; Bev is excluded from the wedding preparations and therefore takes part in a seniors dance course. 2026-09-01 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-09-01 Roseanne does not move from Dan's side, after he suffers a heart attack at Darlene's wedding. 2026-09-01 After Dan comes home from the hospital, Roseanne discovers that he has not been sticking to his doctor-prescribed diet regime. 2026-09-01 Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns. 2026-09-01 Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 2026-09-01 Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 2026-09-01 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-09-01 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-09-01 Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed. 2026-09-01 Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class. 2026-09-01 Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind. 2026-09-01 Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother. 2026-09-01 Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door. 2026-09-01 Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet. 2026-09-01 Carrie finds out Doug's high-school sweetheart (guest star Lola Glaudini) still keeps in touch with his mother. 2026-09-01 After Carrie wins four Knicks tickets, she and Doug struggle to find a couple to double-date with that they can both get along with. 2026-09-01 Doug recalls his childhood toy, Mentalo; Arthur sends Holly to find the perfect gift for his daughter. 2026-09-02 Doug loans Carrie to Deacon for a couple of days to help him get ready for his big Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-09-02 After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan. 2026-09-02 Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out. 2026-09-02 Charlie and Alan go out drinking when a date is finally set for the wedding; they are horrified when they wake up to find a strange woman in their bed. 2026-09-02 Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup. 2026-09-02 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-09-02 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-09-02 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-02 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-02 Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery. 2026-09-02 Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune. 2026-09-02 Feeling threatened by Fran's relationship with the children, C.C. takes them on a disastrous trip to the zoo. 2026-09-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) persuades Niles (Daniel Davis) to pose as her husband after her mother (Renee Taylor) tells their cousins she is married. 2026-09-02 While they are baking cookies, Grace becomes hysterical when Fran accidentally eats her imaginary friend. 2026-09-02 Fran is shocked to discover her anticipated Christmas bonus turns out to be a present instead of cash. 2026-09-02 Bob enlists Tunde's help to renovate the factory; Abishola tries to cheer up Ebunoluwa with a party after she receives bad news from Nigeria. 2026-09-02 Thanks to Abishola's brutal honesty, Bob finds himself in a feud with Kemi; after Douglas makes a big mistake on the warehouse floor, Goodwin hates himself for looking the other way. 2026-09-02 Paid programming. 2026-09-02 Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money. 2026-09-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) introduces her new boyfriend (Philip Casnoff), the temple cantor, to Mr. Sheffield (Charles Shaughnessy) and Burt Bacharach (as himself). 2026-09-02 Brighton's (Benjamin Salisbury) French tutor (Paolo Seganti) inspires Fran's (Fran Drescher) love and Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) distrust. With Daniel Davis. 2026-09-02 Fran goes on a cruise to meet her dream man; Maxwell crashes her vacation hoping to stop her from meeting anyone. 2026-09-02 Fran and C.C.'s dog accompany Maxwell on a trip to Paris when they fail to leave the plane before takeoff. 2026-09-02 Peg is jealous when Al appears to be interested in a new neighbor (Rhonda Shear). 2026-09-02 Al thinks Kelly is a kept woman when he visits her luxury apartment. 2026-09-02 A large inheritance can be Al's if the Bundys have another child. 2026-09-02 Marcy wakes up with a new husband after a wild night on the town. 2026-09-02 Doug downplays a mold problem in the basement so he and Carrie can go on a last-minute Caribbean vacation. 2026-09-02 When insurance won't cover the mold problem, Doug asks his dad for money, leaving Arthur insulted because he didn't come to him. Anne Meara guest stars. 2026-09-02 When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother. 2026-09-02 A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet. 2026-09-02 After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much. 2026-09-02 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-09-02 A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod. 2026-09-02 Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train. 2026-09-02 Failure to buy life insurance prompts George's obsession with death, surfacing in nightmares that hark back to his childhood television fixation. 2026-09-02 Max gets in trouble with the law when he starts hanging out with a gang of skateboarders in order to make new friends. 2026-09-02 An employer offers George a higher-paying job in a small Colorado town and George; Angie consider moving there to provide a better life for their children. 2026-09-02 Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles. 2026-09-02 Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes. 2026-09-02 Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion. 2026-09-02 After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride. 2026-09-02 In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring. 2026-09-02 Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk. 2026-09-02 Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw. 2026-09-02 Doug tries to prove to Carrie that he thinks about her all the time; friends threaten to ditch Doug's Super Bowl party for a co-worker's. 2026-09-02 After tearing apart the Heffernans' walls, a contractor has a dispute with Doug and disappears, leaving things a mess. 2026-09-02 Doug has to transport penguins to the Albany zoo, forcing him to cancel romantic Valentine's Day plans with Carrie. 2026-09-03