WTZP-LD Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages. 2026-09-04 Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does. 2026-09-04 Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home. 2026-09-04 A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case. 2026-09-04 When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off? 2026-09-04 Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend. 2026-09-04 When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father. 2026-09-04 When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny. 2026-09-04 George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home. 2026-09-04 George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George. 2026-09-04 Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital. 2026-09-04 Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive. 2026-09-04 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-09-04 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-09-04 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-09-04 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-09-04 Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own. 2026-09-04 With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married. 2026-09-04 Paid programming. 2026-09-04 Paid programming. 2026-09-04 Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor. 2026-09-04 Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip. 2026-09-04 Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little. 2026-09-04 Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones. 2026-09-04 Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio. 2026-09-04 The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly. 2026-09-04 Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance. 2026-09-04 After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career. 2026-09-04 Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes. 2026-09-04 Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley. 2026-09-04 Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex. 2026-09-04 Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter. 2026-09-04 Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital. 2026-09-04 Darlene and David bring home their baby girl. 2026-09-04 The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl. 2026-09-04 Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money. 2026-09-04 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-09-04 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-09-04 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-09-04 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-09-04 Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar. 2026-09-04 Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale. 2026-09-04 Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging. 2026-09-04 Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake. 2026-09-04 The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge. 2026-09-04 Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library. 2026-09-04 Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself. 2026-09-04 Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend. 2026-09-04 Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend. 2026-09-05 Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans. 2026-09-05 Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing. 2026-09-05 Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient. 2026-09-05 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-05 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-05 Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves. 2026-09-05 George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem. 2026-09-05 Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight. 2026-09-05 George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident. 2026-09-05 Darlene's son is bullied at school; Becky invites Andrea over to meet the family. 2026-09-05 Roseanne's clash with Darlene over her parenting reaches a breaking point; Dan tries to help Roseanne with her bad knee by getting her an elevator chair. 2026-09-05 Fran discovers that Maxwell's sister is secretly in love with the chauffeur even though she is engaged to a duke. 2026-09-05 Fran's (Fran Drescher) altercation in the park with a theater critic's (Eric Braeden) son threatens the success of Max's (Charles Shaughnessy) new play. 2026-09-05 Fran returns to school to help Maggie pass her gymnastics final and encounters her high-school gym teacher. 2026-09-05 C.C.'s feelings are hurt when her estranged father visits and invites Fran to a concert instead of her. 2026-09-05 When Bob alerts MaxDot's longtime friend and sock manufacturer that he will no longer need their services, Dottie steps in to try to salvage their relationship; Abishola is uncomfortable while attending a drag brunch with Olu and Morenike. 2026-09-05 After a chance encounter, Abishola and Christina unexpectedly hit it off as future sisters-in-law; Douglas gives the workers a much-needed morale boost but feels pressured when Bob praises him as a natural leader. 2026-09-05 No more slips or falls! 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With Michael Landon and Victor French. 2026-09-05 Twins (Martin Landau in a dual role) kill their wealthy uncle just before his marriage to a younger woman. 2026-09-05 A cosmetics manufacturer is suspected of murdering an employee (Martin Sheen) who stole a wrinkle-removing formula. 2026-09-05 The disheveled detective sets out to solve an unusual double murder in which two men have apparently killed each other. 2026-09-05 The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother. 2026-09-05 Columbo matches wits with a forensics specialist, helping his girlfriend to frame her husband for a stockbroker's murder. 2026-09-05 Marilyn decides to elope with a bank employee who is interested in the Munsters' money. 2026-09-05 Herman is mistaken for a perfectly preserved mummy. 2026-09-05 Lily works as a model. 2026-09-05 Eddie volunteers to have Herman perform in a school talent show. 2026-09-05 Herman buys a piece of land as a vacation home for the family, which he discovers in a prospectus; the fraudsters who originally sold the property have received a better offer and want it back. 2026-09-05 Herman drag-races in the family hearse to back up Eddie's boast that his dad is a better driver than his friend's father. 2026-09-05 Dr. Ray Flemming (Gene Barry) is a psychologist with a wealthy wife (Nina Foch). One night, at the couple's anniversary party, Ray receives a call from his patient and mistress, Joan (Katherine Justice). Ray's wife suspects that the two are having an affair and threatens to divorce him. Ray and Joan conspire to kill Ray's wife, with Joan providing the alibi. The pair are sure they've gotten away w 2026-09-06