WTZP-LD Doug and Carrie borrow twin beds while waiting for a new bed to be delivered and discover that doing things separately has advantages. 2026-09-04 Upset about not getting his way after Carrie agrees to Arthur's choices for dinner and a movie rental, Doug tries to manipulate him into wanting the same things he does. 2026-09-04 Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents, but he finds them in his living room when he returns home. 2026-09-04 A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested in the lawyer who takes Alan's case. 2026-09-04 When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off? 2026-09-04 Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend. 2026-09-04 When George and Angie run into financial trouble, Benny reaches out to the second wife of George's estranged father. 2026-09-04 When George finally decides to approach his estranged father, Manny Lopez, his solitary journey is transformed into a family vacation and a day of reckoning for Benny. 2026-09-04 George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home. 2026-09-04 George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George. 2026-09-04 Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital. 2026-09-04 Doctors offer little hope when Darlene's baby is born prematurely, but Roseanne remains confident the baby will survive. 2026-09-04 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-09-04 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-09-04 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-09-04 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-09-04 Bob and Abishola are at odds over whether Dele is ready to get behind the wheel and decide to take matters into their own hands; Christina offers Douglas some work advice only to watch him claim her ideas as his own. 2026-09-04 With Abishola's husband adamant that he'll never agree to a divorce, Bob and Abishola grow disheartened that they will never be able to get married. 2026-09-04 Paid programming. 2026-09-04 Paid programming. 2026-09-04 Fran (Fran Drescher) plays matchmaker to expedite the departure of her recently evicted Aunt Frieda (Lainie Kazan). Guest star: Donald O'Connor. 2026-09-04 Fran's attempt to reunite Maxwell with his estranged father and stepmother goes awry when the Fines get a bad tip. 2026-09-04 Jay Leno (guest starring as himself) unwittingly saves Fran (Fran Drescher) from going to jail after she and Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) appeal her tax audit. Guest star: Rich Little. 2026-09-04 Nigel Sheffield (Harry Van Gorkum), rather than Maxwell, pops the question to Fran (Fran Drescher), who agrees to join him in London. Guest star: Shirley Jones. 2026-09-04 Al becomes obsessed with an old song that he hears on the radio. 2026-09-04 The Bundys decide whether to give their last $100 to Bud or Kelly. 2026-09-04 Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance. 2026-09-04 After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career. 2026-09-04 Carrie discovers Doug's parents have shielded him from the truth for years by replacing his dog with look-alikes. 2026-09-04 Doug asks Arthur to train him at ping-pong so that he can beat Carrie, and Spence is jealous when his girlfriend is promoted to waitress at the bowling alley. 2026-09-04 Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex. 2026-09-04 Two television programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story; Bev unwittingly tells stories about Roseanne to a tabloid reporter. 2026-09-04 Roseanne and Dan are surprised by the arrival of Dan's mom, who has been released from a psychiatric hospital. 2026-09-04 Darlene and David bring home their baby girl. 2026-09-04 The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl. 2026-09-04 Roseanne and Dan adjust to living under the same roof with Darlene and her two children; Becky announces she is going to be a surrogate to make extra money. 2026-09-04 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-09-04 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-09-04 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-09-04 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-09-04 Al and archenemy Floyd decide to go national with Bud's school project, a "Women of Trumaine" calendar. 2026-09-04 Kelly and friends seduce Bud and his fraternity brothers out of their spring break tickets to Fort Lauderdale. 2026-09-04 Al concocts a scheme to have Kelly win the $100,000 prize in the beauty contest he is judging. 2026-09-04 Jefferson gets a tattoo that he hopes will please Marcy, but the tattoo artist makes a little mistake. 2026-09-04 The Japanese owner (Pat Morita) of Marcy's bank falls in love with Al's old Dodge. 2026-09-04 Bud is charged with misconduct while taking at study break at the library. 2026-09-04 Doug and Carrie decide to renew their wedding vows, then try to cancel the ceremony; Arthur debates keeping his wedding present for himself. 2026-09-04 Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he was there with an old girlfriend. 2026-09-04 Newly slim Doug surprises Carrie with a romantic getaway to a resort in the mountains, but she discovers that he had been there with an old girlfriend. 2026-09-05 Doug decides not to ruin Deacon's weekend with a beautiful stewardess by telling him about his ex-wife's plans. 2026-09-05 Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing. 2026-09-05 Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient. 2026-09-05 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-05 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-05 Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves. 2026-09-05 George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem. 2026-09-05 Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight. 2026-09-05 George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident. 2026-09-05