KMLU-DT Aunt Bee buys a side of beef from a discount butcher shop to save money. When she gets home, she discovers that her bargain freezer does not work. 2026-04-03 Charlene Darling-Wash wants to perform a mountain ritual to divorce Dud Wash and marry Andy. When Barney discovers a way to counteract the ritual with another ritual, Andy decides to fight fire with fire. 2026-04-03 Ray and Debra discuss whether or not to hold Michael back for another year of pre-kindergarten. 2026-04-03 Ray thinks a family portrait would be the perfect gift for his mother, until the family gets together. 2026-04-03 For Sophia's birthday, Dorothy flies her sister Angela in from Sicily, Italy, as a surprise; Dorothy's the one who's surprised when Sophia's reaction is that of disgust. 2026-04-03 Dorothy feels sympathy for Stan when he tells her he's going to have open heart surgery; however, that sympathy fades when she learns of his many infidelities while they were married. 2026-04-03 Auto-accident victim; the Harpers. 2026-04-03 Perry's search for truth leads him on a hunt ranging from books to bookies; guests Marshall Thompson, Madlyn Rhue. 2026-04-03 On the morning that a man is to hang for killing one of his bigoted neighbors, the townspeople find themselves thrown into an unending night. 2026-04-03 Two sisters (Dorothy Stickney, Carmen Mathews) resort to desperate measures to keep their house. 2026-04-03 A man (Robert Horton) stakes his job, home and life savings on the turn of a card. With Robert Middleton. 2026-04-03 Mannix is scheduled for execution after uncovering a supposedly dead anarchist's plot to take over the country. 2026-04-03 An heiress's boyfriend receives a death threat from the Chinese underworld in the form of a melting snowman with a hatchet in its head. 2026-04-03 A murder suspect rejoices when a noted lawyer offers to defend him, unaware the man's son is the killer. 2026-04-03 A police officer suffering from a complete blackout cannot identify the pair of convicts who shot him. 2026-04-03 Friday and Gannon enlist the help of a forensic chemist after two pedestrians are killed by a motorist. 2026-04-03 A boy (Johnny Whitaker) terrorizes a neighborhood with his minibike. 2026-04-03 Officer Reed's squeaky shoes cause a problem for Officer Malloy. 2026-04-03 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-04-03 Beaver is teased about Linda. 2026-04-03 Beaver spends the day at the trash man's house. 2026-04-03 A promoter's plot to make himself the victim of attempted murder backfires. 2026-04-03 Matlock defends a woman accused of killing the exercise instructor she believed was having an affair with her husband. 2026-04-03 A vengeful man who blames Danny for his brother's death seizes Five-0 headquarters and then reveals that he is a walking time bomb. 2026-04-03 Amid plans to expand his business, John considers Jason's desire to study music a waste of time. 2026-04-03 Kitty aids Matt in exchanging identities with a murderer to escape when they are kidnapped by outlaws. 2026-04-03 Ben appeals to the father of twins after one commits robbery and murder and then allows his brother to take the blame. 2026-04-03 Lucas and Mark McCain settle near North Fork. 2026-04-03 Two tough hired hands beat up Lucas and burn his ranch to get him to move off his land. 2026-04-03 Three nuns hope to start a mission school for Native Americans. 2026-04-03 Capt. Stanley suffers from a painful ailment but continues to work until Gage and DeSoto maneuver him into getting proper treatment. 2026-04-03 Hogan plans to use an american actor in a German propaganda film. 2026-04-03 After a transfusion using a pint of Frank's blood, Hawkeye suspects him of having hepatitis. 2026-04-03 At Christmastime, Hawkeye writes a letter to his father describing what a doctor's life is like at the 4077th. 2026-04-03 When it's discovered that a robust nurse is lonely and sad, the other nurses declare they will hold back their favors until she gets a boyfriend. 2026-04-03 Opie and his friends become involved in a scheme selling worthless salve. Barney and Gomer disguise themselves and head to Mount Pilot to fool two salve cons into buying all their salve back. 2026-04-04 Two fun-loving girls from Mount Pilot interrupt Andy and Barney, who are working late doing inventory. They end up in hot water when Helen and Thelma Lou see them with the other girls. 2026-04-04 Debra has Ray doubting his brother's sexual preference when he can't seem to commit in his relationship with Amy. 2026-04-04 Ray and Debra do not know how to prevent their daughter from bullying another student on the school bus. 2026-04-04 The roommates swoon over a TV actor Patrick Vaughn who is appearing at their community theater. 2026-04-04 Rose becomes convinced she is dead after suffering an esophageal spasm; after this experience she decides to live for the day. 2026-04-04 Carol as Joan Crawford in "Mildred Fierce.". 2026-04-04 Hamilton Burger disqualifies himself when Perry's client is his good friend; guests Ruta Lee, J. Pat O'Malley. 2026-04-04 A down-at-the heels ventriloquist is the victim of both his gangster-like dummy and a strangely evil little girl. 2026-04-04 A young man is overcome with grief when he learns of his father's demise and accuses his new mother of the crime. 2026-04-04 An underworld kingpin (Robert Middleton) learns that his wife (Kathleen Hughes) has been unfaithful to him. With Henry Silva. 2026-04-04 In a supposedly abandoned theater, gangsters map out murder plans -- but a 7-year-old girl overhears the plot. 2026-04-04 A policewoman comes to Cannon for help when her superiors won't let her hunt the men who assaulted her. 2026-04-04 A jewelry-store owner steals diamonds as ransom for his wife. 2026-04-04 The presence of another suitor causes Sam Drucker to declare his long-standing secret passion for Kate. 2026-04-04 Betty Jo astounds her disdainful sisters by landing two dates for a dance. 2026-04-04 A rival banker spirits the Clampetts' millions from Milburn Drysdale's loving care. 2026-04-04 Drysdale's ordeal with Granny continues, as she insists on seeing her share of Jed's fortune. 2026-04-04 Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts. 2026-04-04 Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured. 2026-04-04 A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more. 2026-04-04 The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly. 2026-04-04 Gordon and West must free an agent imprisoned on Devil's Island. 2026-04-04 Members of the wagon train mutiny when Adams (Ward Bond) suggests assisting a group afflicted with cholera. With Robert Horton. 2026-04-04 Jarrod, Nick and Heath wait for more nitroglycerin to arrive. 2026-04-04 Matt is caught in the middle when feuding cattle lords bring their struggle for power to Dodge City. 2026-04-04 Adam considers marrying and moving to Philadelphia when he falls in love with a woman visiting the Ponderosa with her ailing father. 2026-04-04 Lucas is forced to give refuge to a young bank robber. 2026-04-04 Lucas gives a once-famous marshal a chance for rehabilitation. 2026-04-04 Drover Blake fires at an attacking bear, trapping himself and Quince in a mine cave-in; guests Claude Akins, Bruce Dern. 2026-04-04 Paladin must bring an evil land baron to justice as well as reform an alcoholic. Starring Richard Boone and Rayford Barnes. 2026-04-04 A wrongly arrested man wants to help Josh. 2026-04-04 The boys have one last wish before their execution. 2026-04-04 A visit to Britian takes a turn for an American college student after being attacked by a mysterious creature. 2026-04-05