KIVY-LD As their wedding date draws near, Mark and Barbara visit Las Vegas. 2026-04-22 Barbara and Mark's plans upset Ann. 2026-04-22 Florence doubts her executive abilities. 2026-04-22 Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble. 2026-04-22 When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him. 2026-04-22 Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money. 2026-04-22 Actor Bob Uecker; actress Kathleen Wilhoite; Zippy the Chimp. 2026-04-22 Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain. 2026-04-22 Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping. 2026-04-22 Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend. 2026-04-22 A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest. 2026-04-22 Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) decide they need space away from each other; Ira (John Pankow) becomes Marvin's (guest star Jeff Garlin) wrestling manager. Randy "Macho Man" Savage guest stars as himself. 2026-04-22 Paul and Jamie get arrested after stealing Burt's broken-down car; guests Cyndi Lauper, Richard Belzer. 2026-04-22 Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits. 2026-04-22 Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance. 2026-04-22 Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss. 2026-04-22 Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead. 2026-04-22 Jack winds up with two dates for the same day. 2026-04-22 Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret. 2026-04-22 George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor. 2026-04-22 George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father. 2026-04-22 A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off. 2026-04-22 Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard. 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation. 2026-04-22 Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it. 2026-04-22 Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic. 2026-04-22 Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home. 2026-04-22 Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat. 2026-04-22 When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter. 2026-04-22 Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays. 2026-04-22 Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer. 2026-04-22 Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon. 2026-04-22 When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls. 2026-04-22 The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious. 2026-04-22 Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried. 2026-04-22 Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical. 2026-04-22 Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm. 2026-04-22 Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York. 2026-04-22 Jack winds up with two dates for the same day. 2026-04-22 Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret. 2026-04-22 The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination. 2026-04-22 A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night. 2026-04-22 Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss. 2026-04-23 Ann's mother makes some accurate predictions into the future when she starts reading tarot cards. 2026-04-23 George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor. 2026-04-23 George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father. 2026-04-23 A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off. 2026-04-23 Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard. 2026-04-23 Actor Bob Hope; actor Clint Eastwood; host and comedian David Letterman. 2026-04-23 Becker won't listen to his doctor after he is accidentally shot during an argument between two motorists. 2026-04-23 Becker is forced to stay at home and deal with his neighbors during his recuperation period; Margaret and Linda try to find a fill-in doctor. 2026-04-23 Joe and Helen find marital bliss after they insist that Brian move out; Antonio and his girlfriend split. 2026-04-23 Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman. 2026-04-23 Paul and his mother-in-law, Theresa, are involved in a car accident; Theresa's estranged husband visits. 2026-04-23 Paul and Jamie learn they may be distant cousins; Sylvia has a sudden change of heart about her daughter-in-law. 2026-04-23 Carlene decides to dress like a man when she discovers her new boyfriend (Greg Kean) is a cross-dresser. 2026-04-23 In a parody of "Gone With the Wind," Sugarbakers redecorate a mansion, according to a woman's bad taste. 2026-04-23 Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club. 2026-04-23 Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar. 2026-04-23 Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest. 2026-04-23 Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly. 2026-04-23 George and Louise think they've both found the perfect new maid. 2026-04-23 When George is convinced that he's no longer attractive, Louise attempts to rekindle the flames of romance in his heart. 2026-04-23 Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere. 2026-04-23 Lamont discovers that his new fiancee may actually be his half sister. 2026-04-23 2026-04-23 2026-04-23 2026-04-23 2026-04-23 2026-04-23 A lost dog inspires George to buy an alarm system. 2026-04-23 Jeannie helps Tony live out his childhood dream of becoming a surgeon. 2026-04-23 Tony becomes frustrated over Jeannie's constant use of magic to help around the house. 2026-04-23 Envious Serena decides she wants to be like Samantha and wed a mortal. 2026-04-23 A chimp follows Samantha home and is launched on an advertising career. 2026-04-23 Walter is caught having a cocktail with his former secretary. 2026-04-23 Maude tries to bring a school chum and her estranged daughter together to patch up their differences. 2026-04-23 Vera has a few confessions to make when Mel decides to have the waitresses bonded. 2026-04-23 Mel asks his cousin for help in a crazy scheme to crush a competitor. 2026-04-23 Jo finds it difficult to pay her share of transforming the attic into a loft. 2026-04-23 Tootie undermines the competition when she auditions for her first Broadway show. Guest: pop singer Stacey Q. 2026-04-23 The family tries to put together a makeshift Christmas after Andrew becomes sick and plans for a holiday ski trip are cancelled. 2026-04-23 A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career. 2026-04-23 Peer pressure causes Jennifer to give up a male pal, but her mom helps them reunite. 2026-04-23 A college coed seduces teenage Alex when he meets her delivering groceries. 2026-04-23 Jack disguises himself as a woman to compete in a baking contest. 2026-04-23 Jack's meddling father drops in unexpectedly. 2026-04-23 Lieutenant Scanlon falls for a wealthy mugging victim; a restaurateur breaks into his own restaurant; The squad investigates Chinatown gang wars. 2026-04-23 Harassment charges are pressed against Lieutenant Scanlon; Harris and Dietrich interrogate a key witness to a gang murder. 2026-04-23 Everything is going smoothly before Barbara and Mark's wedding until Barbara has second thoughts and Julie gets labor pains. 2026-04-24