KIVY-LD Ann and Francine compete for the same man. 2026-04-21 Max is enlisted to coach Alex's baseball team. 2026-04-21 George has to give the eulogy for one of his employees, a man who was universally detested. 2026-04-21 George goes to great lengths to get a hotel's cleaning business. 2026-04-21 Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry. 2026-04-21 Fred's fiancee brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home. 2026-04-21 Sam Donaldson; Fred Greenlee. 2026-04-21 Becker and Margaret understand Linda's value after she quits; the presence of a homeless man sparks conversation at the diner. 2026-04-21 Reggie starts dating a guy she had a crush on during high school; Becker is upset at a colleague's success. 2026-04-21 The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece. 2026-04-21 Quarterback Steve Young is among the passengers as Brian takes over the controls of a commercial plane when its pilots unexpectedly become ill. 2026-04-21 Nat prepares Murray to vie in a dog show; the Buchmans are stunned when their therapist says their sessions are complete. 2026-04-21 Paul infuriates Jamie when he takes one of her dresses to a new dry cleaner; Paul dreams of Einstein. 2026-04-21 A shocked Julia discovers a nude portrait of herself when she attends her old art teacher's exhibition. 2026-04-21 Mary Jo believes that she has acquired the power to heal when Elvis' face mysteriously appears on her snow shovel. 2026-04-21 Pearl meets "Mr. Right" (Charles Lampkin) in a singles bar. 2026-04-21 Mary discovers Brenda's friend is selling drugs. 2026-04-21 Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine. 2026-04-21 Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic. 2026-04-21 Florence doubts her executive abilities. 2026-04-21 Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble. 2026-04-21 When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him. 2026-04-21 Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money. 2026-04-21 2026-04-21 2026-04-21 2026-04-21 2026-04-21 2026-04-21 Hazel's will shames George into giving her a raise. 2026-04-21 Jeannie must go to Mecca with Tony or lose her powers forever and vanish from his life. 2026-04-21 Roger inadvertently summons Jeannie and becomes her new master. Overwhelmed with the power at his disposal, he takes advantage of her magical abilities. 2026-04-21 Worrying that her daughter is deprived, Endora ensures that Darrin becomes very generous. 2026-04-21 A temporary illness causes Samantha to speak in rhymes; Dr. Bombay's cure doesn't work. 2026-04-21 Walter goes into a deep depression over the arrival of his 50th birthday. 2026-04-21 Maude takes on the medical profession after she receives treatment from a new doctor. 2026-04-21 Mel locks himself in his apartment when everyone -- including his mother -- starts to bother him. 2026-04-21 Vera believes she's responsible for the fire that swept through her landlord's apartment. 2026-04-21 Natalie and Tootie make some discoveries when they move into an apartment together. 2026-04-21 Mrs. Garrett must choose between staying in Peekskill or following her boyfriend to Africa. 2026-04-21 Andrew is taken by a senile grandmother during one of Muriel's photo sessions. 2026-04-21 Monroe learns an aspiring designer's secret. 2026-04-21 Alex goes overboard, filling Andrew's "time capsule" to overflowing, while the rest of the family reminisce. 2026-04-21 Nick's temporary residence in the Keaton home ruins Steven's vacation. 2026-04-21 Jack accidentally receives $1,000 from an automatic teller machine. 2026-04-21 Jack tries to retrieve his nasty note to a critic. 2026-04-21 When a blizzard paralyzes the city on Christmas Eve, several homeless people take refuge in the squad room. 2026-04-21 One of the last two survivors of an old-world tontine tries to commit suicide in order to allow a cousin to inherit. 2026-04-21 As their wedding date draws near, Mark and Barbara visit Las Vegas. 2026-04-22 Barbara and Mark's plans upset Ann. 2026-04-22 Florence doubts her executive abilities. 2026-04-22 Lionel and Jenny's marriage is in trouble. 2026-04-22 When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him. 2026-04-22 Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money. 2026-04-22 Actor Bob Uecker; actress Kathleen Wilhoite; Zippy the Chimp. 2026-04-22 Bad weather grounds Becker and Reggie's flight in Buffalo, N.Y., leaving the cantankerous duo with nothing to do but complain. 2026-04-22 Becker receives phone calls from a woman he doesn't know, then ends up meeting her only to be shocked by a secret she's been keeping. 2026-04-22 Fay's dead husbands appear to her from beyond the grave, demanding the return of their sold possessions; Brian and Casey go on a Valentine's date; a customer hires Sandpapier Air to help him propose to his girlfriend. 2026-04-22 A trip to the Big Apple turns sour when Helen and Joe are stranded in New York without money; Joe enters Helen in a drag queen contest. 2026-04-22 Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) decide they need space away from each other; Ira (John Pankow) becomes Marvin's (guest star Jeff Garlin) wrestling manager. Randy "Macho Man" Savage guest stars as himself. 2026-04-22 Paul and Jamie get arrested after stealing Burt's broken-down car; guests Cyndi Lauper, Richard Belzer. 2026-04-22 Anthony tries to rise above his jealousy when Etienne's (Sheryl Lee Ralph) successful male college friend (Ron Glass) visits. 2026-04-22 Julia's overbearing former schoolmistress moves in with her after receiving instructions at a seance. 2026-04-22 Mary's new job at the travel agency takes her out of town with her boss. 2026-04-22 Pearl is refused her Social Security check because records show that she's dead. 2026-04-22 Jack winds up with two dates for the same day. 2026-04-22 Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret. 2026-04-22 George gets Lionel to see a marriage counselor. 2026-04-22 George thinks the heroic man in a newspaper story may be Louise's supposedly dead father. 2026-04-22 A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off. 2026-04-22 Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard. 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 2026-04-22 George defends Hazel, charged with a traffic violation. 2026-04-22 Roger gets in a jam and needs Jeannie's help to get him out of it. 2026-04-22 Jeannie wants to accompany Tony to Rome; Tony tells Jeannie to get a passport without magic. 2026-04-22 Endora causes trouble when she zaps two living busts of Larry and Darrin in the Stephens home. 2026-04-22 Phyllis makes a catty remark about Samantha's family; Serena turns Darrin's mother into a cat. 2026-04-22 When a fire damages his house, Arthur moves in temporarily with Maude and Walter. 2026-04-22 Florida's husband demands that she stop working for white people and quit her job with the Findlays. 2026-04-22 Mel sells the diner to the girls when he decides to accept an irresistible job offer. 2026-04-22 Tommy's about to hang up his basketball uniform and forfeit his college scholarship. Guest star: Meadowlark Lemon. 2026-04-22 When Mrs. Garrett decides to marry and move to Africa, her sister moves in with the girls. 2026-04-22 The girls fear that Tootie and her boyfriend are becoming too serious. 2026-04-22 Iris' failure to show up for Thanksgiving dinner preparations has the family worried. 2026-04-22 Henry's blood pressure soars when he is trapped in an elevator with Monroe while on the way to an insurance physical. 2026-04-22 Emotions run high in the Keaton household as Alex prepares to leave for a prime job with a New York stock brokerage firm. 2026-04-22 Elyse feels a sense of loss as Alex prepares to move to New York. 2026-04-22 Jack winds up with two dates for the same day. 2026-04-22 Jack tries to keep his girlfriend's job a secret. 2026-04-22 The plainclothes detectives step in while the rest of the force takes an examination. 2026-04-22 A mugger singles out street clowns; and a bureaucrat alleviates jail overcrowding by quietly releasing a hundred inmates on Madison Avenue in the dead of night. 2026-04-22 Schneider refuses to acknowledge his hearing loss. 2026-04-23