KIVY-LD 2026-10-26 Maya's long-running efforts for literacy are upstaged when her father makes a big donation and gets credit. 2026-10-26 Elliott conspires to flaunt his flashy career and glamorous lifestyle before his old school friends at a memorial service for one of his high-school teachers; Jack trains Finch on how to exert power over others. 2026-10-26 Nina outdoes Finch by giving Jack a celebrity monkey for his birthday, then struggles to conceal it; Maya tries to impress a friend (Lisa Edelstein). 2026-10-26 Maya is slapped with a sexual harassment suit; Elliott can't cope with his new girlfriend's (Heidi Schanz) fame. 2026-10-26 When the store slashes salaries, Drew rents a room to a gay couple (Adam West, Max Gail) to make up the difference. 2026-10-26 Drew hopes he can become Kate's friend again after helping her unearth a "lost" Elvis album of Jewish folk songs. 2026-10-26 Mr. Wick's mom (guest star Richard Chamberlain) attempts to use her womanly charms to get Drew to come back to work for her son; Kate makes a video to help Lewis and Oswald get dates. 2026-10-26 Drew enables Mr. Wick to stay drunk so he can close a deal with an English lord who wants to buy the store; Oswald woos a pretty nurse. 2026-10-26 After Bill's (Phil Hartman) turn as manager ends, Jimmy (Stephen Root) decides to let the employees vote for Dave or Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) as boss. 2026-10-26 The staff questions Dave's sanity after he has a security door installed in the lobby; Bill's new commercial. 2026-10-26 Matthew (Andy Dick) joins the Big Brother program and is paired with a man (guest star Michael Buchman Silver) a few years older; Bill (Phil Hartman) sleuths. 2026-10-26 Jimmy (Stephen Root) demands that Dave and Lisa (Dave Foley, Maura Tierney) reunite for the good of the company; Matthew (Andy Dick) gets a toy car. 2026-10-26 Julie announces she has experienced rebirth. 2026-10-26 Julie's first Christian project involves having a derelict as a houseguest. 2026-10-26 Ann's decision about a car for the girls leaves everyone disappointed and frustrated, especially after their father interferes. 2026-10-26 Schneider offers himself to Ginny. 2026-10-26 Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key. 2026-10-26 Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby. 2026-10-26 Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly. 2026-10-26 Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget. 2026-10-26 After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day. 2026-10-26 Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck. 2026-10-26 2026-10-26 2026-10-26 2026-10-26 2026-10-26 2026-10-26 Hazel's escort to a bowling league ball tames a temperamental singer. 2026-10-26 Jeannie is jealous when she learns that Tony has a new secretary. 2026-10-26 Tony breaks his promise to Jeannie to spend a weekend with her. 2026-10-26 Endora brings a witch with fading powers to be Samantha's maid. 2026-10-26 Samantha wants Caesar Salad; Esmeralda conjures up Julius Caesar. 2026-10-26 Maude and Arthur declare war on each other when their grandchildren are caught playing doctor. 2026-10-26 Maude hires a black housekeeper and insists that they become close friends. 2026-10-26 A robbery heist goes awry for a clumsy inept robber must contend with a pregnant woman going into labor in the diner, a stuck cash register and a police stakeout. 2026-10-26 Alice confronts a woman who has been stealing silverware from the diner, who puts a hex on her. Alice laughs it off at first, but then begins to question if there could be something to it. 2026-10-26 Blair decides to put a sex-education lesson to use. 2026-10-26 A serious flood hits Peekskill, so Blair and Tootie rush to the stables to protect the animals, only to become trapped there; Mr. Bradley attempts to rescue them. 2026-10-26 Henry discovers that his wartime friend visiting from England is still a womanizer. 2026-10-26 Henry takes drastic measures to avoid paying a high penalty for library books that are five years overdue. 2026-10-26 Alex's dream job involves replacing a soon-to-be-fired friend. 2026-10-26 Elyse reminisces about her early career when the first building she designed is scheduled for demolition. 2026-10-26 Jack and Chrissy are handcuffed together as a joke and then discover they have no key. 2026-10-26 Chrissy and Jack think Janet wants a baby. 2026-10-26 A lonely woman accuses Dietrich of making indecent advances; Yemena arrests a rabbi for running a gambling operation in his synagogue. 2026-10-26 A gun-toting parolee wants to return to prison claiming that the regimentation of penal life hasn't prepared him for the outside world. 2026-10-26 Ann has some bad news about Schneider's pride and joy, his nephew Harvey. 2026-10-27 Ann's father visits and continues to insist that she can't make it on her own. 2026-10-27 Louise fears that George's remedy to protect the family from crime in the neighborhood could be deadly. 2026-10-27 Louise and Helen teach their sexist husbands a lesson in equality they will never forget. 2026-10-27 After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day. 2026-10-27 Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck. 2026-10-27 Actor Irv Kupcinet; actress Sandy Duncan; Steve Mittleman. 2026-10-27 Becker throws everything into turmoil when he alters his routine by visiting a new Chinese restaurant. 2026-10-27 Becker becomes dissatisfied with his job when he mentors a student who thinks it's boring. 2026-10-27 After 10 months, Joe and Brian find Helen waitressing in a strip joint and convince her to return to Nantucket. 2026-10-27 Any residue of romance evaporates when Joe sues Helen after she smashes her Jeep through his office wall. 2026-10-27 Paul and Jamie talk to their unborn child, explaining life, playing music and telling the baby things about themselves featuring flashbacks from past episodes. 2026-10-27 On their way to Paul's childhood home to film a scene for the Buchman documentary, he and Ira lose Paul's father, delaying Paul's chance to hear the baby's heartbeat at Jamie's ultrasound appointment. 2026-10-27 Julia becomes obsessed with fitness when Mary Jo gets her to start jogging. 2026-10-27 While Anthony becomes a Sugarbaker's partner, Charlene enrolls in a local university where she fends off an amorous professor. 2026-10-27 Mary dreams of appearing in the movie "Casablanca.". 2026-10-27 Mary feels Brenda's history teacher is too much of a comedian. 2026-10-27 A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment. 2026-10-27 Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy. 2026-10-27 Florence gets the wrong idea when the Jeffersons and the Willises try to keep a secret from her. 2026-10-27 George plots revenge against the female gang that mugged him. 2026-10-27 Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry. 2026-10-27 Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home. 2026-10-27 2026-10-27 2026-10-27 2026-10-27 2026-10-27 2026-10-27 George blames the neighbors' short-wave when he cannot get good television reception. 2026-10-27 Jeannie interferes with an important physical that Tony is to take. 2026-10-27 Jeannie reads up on how to be an American woman from a self-help book. 2026-10-27 Samantha's food cravings cause magic problems; Dr. Bombay tries to help. 2026-10-27 Samantha's new baby raises eyebrows in the heavens and on earth. 2026-10-27 Carol starts dating a man who jilted Maude before she married Walter. 2026-10-27 Maude enlists Florida's aid when she gives a fund-raising party for a black militant. 2026-10-27 Alice is shocked when an IRS agent shows up to tell her that her deceased husband owed back taxes and that she must pay them back in a week. 2026-10-27 Circumstances force Flo and Alice to temporarily become roommates. 2026-10-27 Adopted Natalie wants to find her natural mother. 2026-10-27 Mr. Bradley sets out to keep the school's championship track title. 2026-10-27 Henry's job is in jeopardy when a picture of him posing with a political candidate and Cosmic Cow appears in the papers. 2026-10-27 Monroe befriends a 15-year-old boy who was picked up for shoplifting. 2026-10-27 Jennifer is torn between her job responsibilities and her loyalty to a friend; Alex tries to avoid an 11-year-old admirer. 2026-10-27 Playing matchmaker for Skippy, Lauren becomes the object of his affection. 2026-10-27 A 12-year-old runaway moves into the apartment. 2026-10-27 Jack becomes enraged when his brother decides to romance Chrissy. 2026-10-27 Sent out to investigate a loan-shark operation, Harris returns with a prime suspect: a 14-year-old boy carrying $7,000. 2026-10-27 A disgruntled TV fan assaults a network programmer in a coffee shop; and Levitt is the detectives' chief suspect in the squad room vandalism. 2026-10-27 Julie announces she has experienced rebirth. 2026-10-28