KIVY-LD Maude insists that she is not jealous when Vivian returns from a vacation looking 10 years younger. 2026-11-11 The gang at Mel's becomes upset when a young man complains about food additives. 2026-11-11 Flo's rodeo-riding brother falls for Alice, causing his horse to feel rejected. 2026-11-11 Tootie and Natalie visit Tootie's aunt Sylvia in Buffalo, N.Y.; they end up in the middle of a marital flare-up. 2026-11-11 Tootie is tired of being treated like a little girl; Blair brings home two bottles of fine European wine; Tootie drinks some to show she has become an adult. 2026-11-11 Muriel takes a stand for independence when Henry objects to her photographing a male centerfold. 2026-11-11 Jackie continues her relationship with a married man despite opposition from the family. 2026-11-11 Elyse catches gambling fever while on a business trip to Atlantic City, N.J. 2026-11-11 The three Keaton children are furious when Elyse announces she is pregnant. 2026-11-11 Jack and Larry switch apartments after Jack has an argument with the girls. 2026-11-11 The niece of the cooking-school dean pursues Jack. 2026-11-11 A charming mugger poses as a photographer to lure his victims; Wojo brings in a man who claims to be Jesus Christ. 2026-11-12 A monk suspects foul play when one of his novitiates vanishes during a weekend in New York; and it's Dietrich's turn to cross-dress for mugging detail. 2026-11-12 A desperate classmate seeks Barbara's help. 2026-11-12 Barbara feels responsible for her friend's overdose on sleeping pills. 2026-11-12 Florence's uncompromising attitude toward George changes when he gives her a hot investment tip. 2026-11-12 Louise's jealous curiosity reaches criminal proportions when she talks Helen into helping her break into George's office safe. 2026-11-12 A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home. 2026-11-12 A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie. 2026-11-12 Host Jack Paar; actor Stephen Lang. 2026-11-12 John, Bob, Jake and Reggie are swindled by a man they think is homeless; Margaret regrets taking on a second job. 2026-11-12 Becker takes Reggie's dating advice and then wishes he hadn't. 2026-11-12 Lowell gets the wrong idea from an innocent kiss given by Helen; Roy and Antonio take a new interest in Fay. 2026-11-12 Brian and Joe both take an interest in a helicopter pilot who has come to the island to start a tour business. 2026-11-12 Mabel will only stop crying when in motion, keeping Paul and Jamie (Paul Reiser, Helen Hunt) on the go throughout the night. 2026-11-12 Paul (Paul Reiser) is troubled when his Uncle Phil (guest star Mel Brooks) has legal hassles related to his collection of coupons. With Helen Hunt. 2026-11-12 Anthony convinces his reluctant colleagues to participate in a program at his former prison. 2026-11-12 A discussion of the Clarence Thomas hearings prompts Bernice to realize she was once sexually harassed. 2026-11-12 Dylan's cleaning-crazy mother (Charlotte Rae) moves in after leaving his father. 2026-11-12 Lester tries to dissuade Calvin from joining the Army. 2026-11-12 Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes. 2026-11-12 Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary. 2026-11-12 George is in for a surprise when Florence poses as someone he never expected, and she never intended -- Mrs. George Jefferson. 2026-11-12 George's big mouth gets him in trouble again and jeopardizes Helen and Tom's marriage. 2026-11-12 A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role. 2026-11-12 Lamont runs afoul of the stars in an astrological mix-up involving his father and Aunt Esther. 2026-11-12 2026-11-12 2026-11-12 2026-11-12 2026-11-12 2026-11-12 Hazel aims to buy an organ for children of a missionary school. 2026-11-12 Jeannie learns that a member of a family involved in a feud with her family is coming to the United States. 2026-11-12 When Doctor Bellows finds Tony floating in midair, he insists that he perform that same trick at the NASA talent show. 2026-11-12 Love at first sight gives Darrin and Samantha lots of trouble. 2026-11-12 Serena turns Darrin into a statue in Salem in order to learn more about the Fisherman's Memorial. 2026-11-12 Maude decides that a face lift is the only thing that can lift her spirits. 2026-11-12 The man repairing the Findlays' furnace is more interested in lighting Florida's fire than in heating the house. 2026-11-12 An investigative reporter who fears for his life takes refuge in Mel's Diner. 2026-11-12 Flo is excited that her latest boyfriend has been wining and dining her and lavishing her with expensive gifts. Alice is excited for Flo but she is in for a shock she learns that he intends to make Flo his fourth wife and have her join his harem. 2026-11-12 The ugliness of sexual violation rocks the Eastland School when Natalie is assaulted on her way home from a campus party. 2026-11-12 Blair's mother arrives on a surprise visit, and Blair is ecstatic until she inadvertently discovers her mother has a serious illness; her mother has breast cancer. 2026-11-12 Wanting to surprise his parents with an Easter visit, Monroe is shocked when they tell him not to come. 2026-11-12 Henry feels the pains of unemployment after he's fired for satirizing the president in a cartoon. 2026-11-12 Alex tries to help Mallory with her grades at school to keep her part-time job at a clothing shop. 2026-11-12 Steven and Elyse plan a nostalgic weekend with the kids before the baby arrives. 2026-11-12 Jack grows suspicious when Cindy starts collecting maternity clothes. 2026-11-12 Roper goes to a bowling banquet instead of celebrating his anniversary. 2026-11-12 The detectives are shocked to discover that a chauffeur involved in a minor traffic accident is actually a slave indentured to a Burmese diplomat. 2026-11-13