WTZT-CD Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans after having promised his cousins they would never travel there without them. 2026-04-16 Carrie and Doug try to find a date for Deacon so they can all golf together as a foursome at the country club. 2026-04-16 Doug's uncle (guest star Gavin MacLeod) offers financial backing when Doug expresses a desire to open a sandwich shop. 2026-04-16 Doug starts acting like a child when Carrie goes on a business trip and his parents come for a visit. 2026-04-16 George is compelled to confess something embarrassing about himself in order to help Max overcome a learning disability. 2026-04-16 George gets ready for his favorite spooky holiday while stressing over hiring a worker whose life is a complete disaster. 2026-04-16 Selling candy for Max's school trip to Florida doesn't go according to plan; Carmen gives Benny a fashion makeover. Sandra Bullock guest stars. 2026-04-16 George and Angie feel compelled to elaborate on the birds and the bees as their daughter Carmen matures. 2026-04-16 Roseanne and Dan try to prove that new wealth will not change the Conner family when they win the state lottery. 2026-04-16 Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune. 2026-04-16 When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother. 2026-04-16 A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet. 2026-04-16 Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane. 2026-04-16 Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom. 2026-04-16 Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight.". 2026-04-16 Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents. 2026-04-16 Bob reconsiders his future at MaxDot and seeks advice from an unexpected source; Abishola questions Bob's erratic behavior. 2026-04-16 Kemi leans on Abishola after an argument with Chukwuemeka, disrupting her and Bob's engagement celebration; Dottie gives Douglas a new job at MaxDot. 2026-04-16 2026-04-16 2026-04-16 2026-04-16 Malcolm's new girlfriend and her father are not impressed when Eddie turns the bar into an exotic dance club. 2026-04-16 The guys land in jail when they try to scalp Jodeci concert tickets. 2026-04-16 Steve (Steve Harvey) becomes a fool for love when he falls for Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) friend (guest star Roxanne Beckford). With William Lee Scott. 2026-04-16 A power-hungry Steve fills in for Regina as acting principal for a few days; Cedric and Lovita disagree about their wedding day. 2026-04-16 Angry listeners respond when Frasier's syndicated show forces a local radio legend (Bill Hayes) off the air; Daphne helps Martin with a furniture project. Joe Flaherty also guest stars. 2026-04-16 Frasier follows Roz to her family home in Wisconsin to pose as her boyfriend, while Niles plans to get rid of Daphne's frustrating mother (Millicent Martin). 2026-04-16 Niles' scheme to reunite Daphne's parents (Brian Cox, Millicent Martin) may require Martin to masquerade as a romantic rival to her father. 2026-04-16 Daphne convinces Niles they should elope to Reno, Nev. Millicent Martin guest stars. 2026-04-16 Roseanne tries to talk Darlene into reciting her prize-winning poem to the entire school. 2026-04-16 Roseanne and Dan drift apart after Roseanne takes a night job at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-04-16 Becky wages a war of silence against her mother after a feud between the two. 2026-04-16 Roseanne tries to improve her relationship with her obnoxious teenage boss by inviting him home for dinner. 2026-04-16 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-04-16 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-04-16 George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations. 2026-04-16 George and Angie consider asking Jason to move out when they learn he and Carmen have become more intimate. 2026-04-16 Al agrees to a duel with Igor to forestall the battle between Upper and Lower Uncton. 2026-04-16 Peg's 6-year-old nephew joins the household after his parents (Bobcat Goldthwait, Linda Blair) abandon him. 2026-04-16 Kelly's date (Corey Feldman) dumps her on a deserted highway; Peg tries to revitalize her marriage. 2026-04-16 When Seven can't remember his birthday, Peg assigns him Al's day. 2026-04-16 Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst. 2026-04-16 Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance. 2026-04-16 Doug tries to get Carrie drunk so he can cheat on his diet, but things get out of hand. Lou Ferrigno guest stars. 2026-04-16 When their accountant makes them feel guilty about their lack of charitable donations, Doug and Carrie decide to make a large donation to a school library. 2026-04-16 Doug hates Carrie's new hairstyle but can't bring himself to tell her the truth; Spence dreads an upcoming reunion with a former teacher. 2026-04-17 Carrie and Doug send Arthur to a psychiatrist (William Hurt), to whom he reveals his relationship with his father (Ben Stiller). 2026-04-17 Doug tries to keep $5,000 in gambling winnings a secret from Carrie, who didn't want him betting to begin with; Carrie is offered a new job. Eddie Money guest stars. 2026-04-17 When Doug goes to Dr. Farber (Tim Matheson) for a root canal, he finds out Carrie used to have a major crush on the dentist. 2026-04-17 George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner. 2026-04-17 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-04-17 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-04-17 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-04-17 After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much. 2026-04-17 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-04-17 A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod. 2026-04-17 Roseanne goes on the offensive when her family is kidnapped by terrorists and held aboard a speeding train. 2026-04-17 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) reacts badly when Maggie (Nicholle Tom) announces her decision to move in with her boyfriend. With Fran Drescher. 2026-04-17 Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn. 2026-04-17 Fran informs Sylvia and Niles that she is pregnant, but wants to delay telling Maxwell until the time is right. 2026-04-17 Fran's optimum time for conception occurs while Maxwell is making an appearance on "Hollywood Squares.". 2026-04-17 After Bob takes a step back from his busy work life, he decides to buy a boat to enjoy during his free time; a newspaper comes to MaxDot to interview Goodwin. 2026-04-17 Bob is excited to show off Abishola at his industry awards gala, but ruins the evening when he doesn't let her speak for herself; Douglas tries fitting in with Goodwin and Kofo as one of the guys on the warehouse floor. 2026-04-17 2026-04-17 2026-04-17 2026-04-17 After Eddie's band performs at Malcolm's '70s party, Eddie becomes so immersed in playing that the gang plans an intervention. 2026-04-17 Malcolm and Eddie hire a producer to make a commercial for the bar but fire him when he casts Ed McMahon and Ted Lange instead of them. 2026-04-17 Steve participates in a bachelor auction where a beautiful young bidder turns out to be a front for an older woman. 2026-04-17 After Steve's extravagant plans fall apart, he rings in the new millennium with Regina, Cedric and Lovita. 2026-04-17 Frasier defies a parking garage in an act of civil disobedience. 2026-04-17 Frasier has an ulterior motive when he backs Martin's bid to become condominium president. 2026-04-17 Roz's demanding 20-year-old cousin (Zooey Deschanel) blows into town looking for a good time. 2026-04-17 Frasier vows revenge after Bulldog (Dan Butler) plays a prank on him; Daphne's mom (Millicent Martin) wages war against a scorned trick-or-treater in a practical joke grudge match. 2026-04-17 Roseanne, Dan and DJ visit Roseanne's parents; Becky stays home alone; she is supposed to be studying with her girlfriend Dana, but they get drunk instead. 2026-04-17 Roseanne must visit her parents, so she hands over household tasks to her sister Jackie; Roseanne is very worried about how Jackie will handle it. 2026-04-17 Dan and Roseanne realise their attitudes have changed during a visit from an old friend, which leaves them feeling old and boring. 2026-04-17 Roseanne keeps her new job sweeping floors in a beauty parlor despite her humiliation. 2026-04-17 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-04-17 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-04-17 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-04-17 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-04-17 In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity. 2026-04-17 Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote. 2026-04-17 When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner. 2026-04-17 Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge. 2026-04-17 Al and Peg discover they are short of money when shopping for a family burial plot. 2026-04-17 Bud's plans to move to college are dashed when his parents spend his scholarship money. 2026-04-17 Carrie becomes obsessed with trying to convince the new neighbors that she and Doug don't constantly fight. 2026-04-17 Team leader Carrie grows frustrated with her drab work group; Doug begins relying on Arthur's company in order to fall asleep. 2026-04-17 Doug agrees to try out for a semiprofessional football league if Kirby will stay with peewee football. 2026-04-18