WTZT-CD George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory, resulting in the Secret Service paying a visit to his home. 2026-04-01 George is arrested for assaulting his father; Manny wants to clear the air so he drops the charges and George invites him over to dinner; on the same night Benny is bringing her younger boyfriend, Randy, over to meet George. 2026-04-01 Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves. 2026-04-01 To receive extra income, the Bundys agree to house a French foreign exchange student (Milla Jovovich). 2026-04-01 To get money for a good luck charm, Peggy sells Al's Playboy magazine collection. 2026-04-01 Steve's in trouble at the bank when he authorizes a loan for Al's latest invention. 2026-04-01 Al is forced to buy a used car when Peggy spends the money he's saved for a new one. 2026-04-01 Steve quits his corporate job to return to his days as a hippie. 2026-04-01 Al attempts to fix his house's leaky roof during a long rainstorm. 2026-04-01 Deacon and Kelly ask Doug and Carrie to be the godparents of their new baby; Arthur is put in charge of the pretzel shop. 2026-04-01 Doug and Carrie invite Ray and Debra Barone to dinner; Doug gets stuck in an opening leading up to the attic. 2026-04-01 Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball. 2026-04-02 Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open. 2026-04-02 Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life. 2026-04-02 Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend. 2026-04-02 Disaster strikes when George's mom forgets about a lit cigarette. Carmen is determined to marry her boyfriend Jason and have a baby, much to George and Angie's dismay. 2026-04-02 Carmen insists that she and Jason get married and have a baby so they can stay together. 2026-04-02 When Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa hears that George has been imitating him in order to bully a menacing biker, he decides to pay a visit. 2026-04-02 Rather than give in to Benny's incessant pleas to buy her a new car, George and Angie agree to drive her around town. 2026-04-02 Roseanne tries to be persuasive when Fred considers returning to Jackie; Roseanne and Dan rekindle their romance. 2026-04-02 Dan and Roseanne try to help out when Mark and Becky move into a tacky trailer park and get a drunken neighbor (Sharon Stone). 2026-04-02 Roseanne and Dan relate D.J.'s acceptance of a domineering girlfriend to their marriage; Fred and Jackie see a marriage counselor (Ellen DeGeneres). 2026-04-02 Roseanne plays matchmaker with Darlene and David, while D.J.'s insect experiments are attracting more than bugs. 2026-04-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) enters a beauty contest to win a car, but the celebrity judge (Miss America Tara Holland) is not impressed with her. Roslyn Kind also guest stars. 2026-04-02 Fran misses the Sheffield estate when she takes Val on a Caribbean vacation in the middle of hurricane season. 2026-04-02 Fran (Fran Drescher) encourages the widow (Pamela Lee) of her former fiance to begin dating again. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-04-02 The man of Fran's (Fran Drescher) dreams, a handsome, young doctor, turns out to be her first cousin (Jon Stewart). 2026-04-02 Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life 2026-04-02 Bob, a middle-aged compression sock businessman from Detroit, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. Undaunted by Abishola's lack of initial interest or the vast differences in their backgrounds -- she's originally from Nigeria -- Bob is determined to win Abishola's heart, in this comedic examination of immigrant life 2026-04-02 2026-04-02 2026-04-02 2026-04-02 Eddie creates a diversion, allowing Malcolm to fulfill a childhood dream and call a professional baseball game. 2026-04-02 When cousin Dexter's wife Leslie goes into labor while visiting Malcolm and Eddie, the guys help deliver the baby. 2026-04-02 Lovita (Terri J. Vaughn) walks out on her mother but doesn't find a big welcome from Cedric, Steve and Regina (Cedric "The Entertainer," Steve Harvey, Wendy Raquel Robinson). 2026-04-02 A snowstorm forces Steve and Lovita (Steve Harvey, Terri J. Vaughn) to spend time together; Regina's (Wendy Raquel Robinson) getaway is canceled. 2026-04-02 Frasier's new butler (Victor Garber) is the cat's meow and offers to help Frasier plan a party to impress snobs. 2026-04-02 Frasier begins to suspect his attractive new attorney (Teri Polo) is unfairly running up his bill. Also guest starring Saul Rubinek. 2026-04-02 Frasier tries to keep Roz from discovering he is chummy with her ex-boyfriend (Gary Cole). 2026-04-02 Frasier experiences a midlife crisis when broadcasters announce he will receive a lifetime-achievement award. 2026-04-02 When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it. 2026-04-02 Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother. 2026-04-02 D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 2026-04-02 Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 2026-04-02 George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem. 2026-04-02 Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her, and George and Angie intervene to set him straight. 2026-04-02 George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident. 2026-04-02 The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house on Halloween in order to raise money for the factory workers who have lost their salaries as a result of a plane crash investigation. 2026-04-02 Peggy squanders the money Al has saved to have their taxes professionally prepared. 2026-04-02 When Al challenges the family to earn money, Kelly lands the lead in a music video. 2026-04-02 Marcy and Peggy both lose big with Al's money when they go to Las Vegas. 2026-04-02 Al goes to Las Vegas and battles female wrestlers in an attempt to win Peggy and Marcy's money back. 2026-04-02 Bud plans revenge on a girl (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) who tricked him when they were in the sixth grade. 2026-04-02 While Al is trying to break the bowling alley record, Peggy bowls a perfect game. 2026-04-02 Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single. 2026-04-02 Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie. 2026-04-02 Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock. 2026-04-03