WEMW-CD Doug's elation at winning two tickets to the NCAA Final Four turns to guilt when Carrie prompts him to take Arthur instead of Deacon. 2026-05-05 When Carrie discovers that her and Doug's ski weekend getaway was motivated by a promotion for a free plasma TV that Doug wants, her romantic mood sours. 2026-05-05 Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. 2026-05-05 Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. 2026-05-05 One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother. 2026-05-05 Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother. 2026-05-05 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-05-05 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-05-05 Carmen considers using birth control, and George and Angie try to convince her not to sleep with her boyfriend. 2026-05-05 Ernie considers marrying a troubled woman, and George risks their friendship to keep him from making a huge mistake. 2026-05-05 When Dan goes head to head with a barroom bully, Roseanne's birthday bash for him at the Lobo Lounge is more of a disaster than a party; Roseanne, angry over Dan breaking a promise never to fight again, storms out of the bar. 2026-05-05 Roseanne is tired of seeing Dan and his friends hanging out in the backyard every Saturday under the guise of fixing Dan's truck; she makes a bet with Dan that they can't stop wasting time long enough to fix the truck. 2026-05-05 Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip. 2026-05-05 Fran and C.C. (Fran Drescher, Lauren Lane) become trapped in the wine cellar during Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) 50th birthday bash. 2026-05-05 Child star Jack Walker decides to give up show business when Fran tells him he should be doing the things normal children do. 2026-05-05 Sylvia (Renee Taylor) is offended when Fran (Fran Drescher) refuses to wear a mink coat she inherited from her Aunt Mimma. With Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-05-05 Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi. 2026-05-05 As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher. 2026-05-05 Paid programming. 2026-05-05 Paid programming. 2026-05-05 Mark and Jonathan work as hotel bellhops to help a millionaire's son find meaning in his life; an unmotivated man must make decisions regarding his personal life. 2026-05-05 Car salesman Honest Eddy (Geoffrey Lewis) plans an expansion, which threatens a local orphanage at Christmas. 2026-05-05 Malcolm's plan to renovate McGee's hits a snag when the contractor he hires knows Eddie from the Navy. 2026-05-05 Tim agrees to help Malcolm find a doctor to remove his tattoo, as long as Malcolm takes Tim's sister out on a date. 2026-05-05 Steve and Romeo (Steve Harvey, Merlin Santana) become rivals for the affections of a 25-year-old swimsuit model. 2026-05-05 Rap artist Lil' Bow Wow (guest starring as himself) wants to sample an old hit of Steve's (Steve Harvey) group, the Hi-Tops. Jermaine Dupri and Ron Isley also guest star. 2026-05-05 An old flame returns to pick up where she left off with Mark -- until Vanessa and Robin learn her real intentions. 2026-05-05 Mark refuses to help a star athlete pass an algebra test until he learns the truth about his own academic success. 2026-05-05 A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy). 2026-05-05 When Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) is caught smoking at school, Fran (Fran Drescher) thinks it might be her fault. Carol Channing appears as herself. 2026-05-05 Roseanne tries to quit smoking; helping Darlene gets Becky in trouble. 2026-05-05 A family Thanksgiving is spoiled when Roseanne learns that her father is having an affair. 2026-05-05 Roseanne and Jackie travel to Kansas City to see their father's girlfriend; Dan plans to beat up Becky's boss. 2026-05-05 As a mall Santa, Roseanne learns Darlene blabbed family secrets. 2026-05-05 George believes he has found his father, and he invites the man (Cheech Marin) to Thanksgiving Day dinner. 2026-05-05 When Angie joins more charity organizations than she can handle, George and the family help her get things under control. 2026-05-05 Angie's parents visit for Christmas and continue to make George feel like he is not good enough for their daughter. 2026-05-05 Benny's bathroom is falling apart, and Angie tries to convince George that if he fixes it up for her, she'll be grateful to him for once in his life. 2026-05-05 Marcy leads a campus-wide protest at Bud's college after her ex-husband, Steve, expels a student for speaking his mind. 2026-05-05 Unless Peg's parents patch things up, the only woman in Bud's new love palace will be his grandmother. 2026-05-05 Al gets more women than he can handle when an aerobics studio opens next door. 2026-05-05 Buck passes away, leaving a heartbroken Kelly to find a new pet. 2026-05-05 Al forms a church with his beer-drinking buddies as a means to avoid paying taxes. 2026-05-05 Much to Al's horror, his new baldness remedy also turns out to be a love potion. 2026-05-05 When their neighbor passes away, Carrie convinces Doug it would be a smart investment to buy the house and sell it for profit. 2026-05-05 Carrie and Doug decide marriage counseling is in order and turn to their neighbor for help, but his techniques only make things worse. 2026-05-05 Doug tries to impress new driver Jared when he learns he was the only one at IPS not invited to Jared's barbecue. 2026-05-06 Carrie learns that in the beginning of their relationship Doug lied to her about getting a job at IPS so she would sleep with him. 2026-05-06 Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games. 2026-05-06 After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women. 2026-05-06 For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend. 2026-05-06 Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results. 2026-05-06 George is unhappy with Max's less-than-compassionate dentist so he asks his bosses to change the company dental plan. 2026-05-06 George tries to get Max help in school by telling his long-lost sister, Linda, who is the superintendent of schools, that she was given up for adoption at birth. 2026-05-06 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-05-06 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-05-06 Dan and Roseanne decide the annual PTA rummage sale is a great time to donate some of the junk they've collected over the years; the trouble is they can't decide which items are junk and which are cherished possessions. 2026-05-06 Roseanne and Dan's wedding is ushered in without a honeymoon; it's their 15th anniversary, and they try to make up for it, but they cannot agree on a location. 2026-05-06 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is hung out to dry on "Sally Jessy Raphael" after he forces Fran (Fran Drescher) to cross a picket line. Guest starring Sally Jessy Raphael. 2026-05-06 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) has a secret someone hiding upstairs, and Fran (Fran Drescher) is just dying to find out who. 2026-05-06 Fran (Fran Drescher) panics while trying to find a date for her camp reunion, but the kids have a surprise for her. Guest star: Erik Estrada. 2026-05-06 Brighton (Benjamin Salisbury) finds his niche on Fran's mother's (Renee Taylor) canasta team. Stars: Fran Drescher. 2026-05-06 Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source. 2026-05-06 Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.". 2026-05-06 Paid programming. 2026-05-06 Paid programming. 2026-05-06 Investigating a friend's death, Mark encounters drug smugglers; guests Michael Bowen, Lee Bryant. 2026-05-06 Jonathan cannot reunite a couple because he has fallen for the woman. 2026-05-06 With Malcolm in love and Eddie considering a job offer in another city, the guys decide to dissolve their partnership. 2026-05-06 After one of the guys is jilted, they recall their first meeting, after Eddie had been left at the altar by his bride-to-be. 2026-05-06 Romeo's mother shows up and announces that she is leaving her husband to start a new life in Chicago. 2026-05-06 When Steve's students take him court for a classroom injustice, he goes before TV's Judge Greg Mathis. 2026-05-06 Mark's (Mark Curry) first coaching assignment is to spark life in a very uninspired cheerleading squad. 2026-05-06 The Golden State Warriors basketball team offers Mark a tryout at the same time he is offered a full-time coaching job. 2026-05-06 Fran gets an etiquette lesson from Niles and Maxwell so she can hold a mother-daughter tea for Maggie. 2026-05-06 Tension arises after Fran (Fran Drescher) chaperones Maggie (Nicholle Tom) on a date and the young man (Jimmy Marsden) becomes interested in Fran. 2026-05-06 Crystal is allowed to choose the activity for ladies' night and wants to play bingo; Dan and the kids babysit Crystal's son. 2026-05-06 Arnie and Dan compete to keep their bowling team out of last place; Jackie hits it off with Nancy. 2026-05-06 Things go from bad to worse when Roseanne injures her back, leaving Dan in charge of the household; Roseanne's mother arrives. 2026-05-06 Rosanne is suffering from persistent back pain and her doctor suggests a breast-reduction surgery; Roseanne informs Dan about it, who is shocked, but he takes his wife to the hospital; after the surgery, her breasts appears twice as large. 2026-05-06 Benny tries to reconcile with her dying brother in hopes of getting his Super Bowl tickets; George has trouble dealing with death. 2026-05-06 George gives Angie a disappointing Valentine's Day gift, triggering a flashback to high school in the 1980s when he painted a mural for her. 2026-05-06 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-05-06 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-05-06 After Peg rescues him from a mugger, Al stages a robbery in hopes of saving his pride. 2026-05-06 In order to join a men's club, Bud attempts to get a wrestler's (King Kong Bundy) autograph and ends up in the ring. 2026-05-06 Kelly attends her high-school reunion only to find the former class nerd transformed into a rich hunk. 2026-05-06 Al seeks vengeance when the high-school scoreboard is named after Terry Bradshaw. 2026-05-06 On a bear hunt in Wanker County, Al and Bud triumphantly bag a hibernating bear. 2026-05-06 Forced from their mountain retreat, Al and the NO MA'AM guys find lodging in a bomb shelter. 2026-05-06 Doug convinces Carrie to take pole dancing lessons but is disappointed when she puts on a show for him. 2026-05-06 The guys' neighborhood restaurant names a new sandwich after Deacon, so Doug determines to get some kind of food named after himself. 2026-05-06 Carrie discovers that Doug's frequent trips to the hair salon are due to his attractive new hairstylist. 2026-05-07