WEMW-CD Doug sends a new driver on the wrong route, but the plan backfires when the man winds up in the hospital. 2026-10-28 Doug digs a deeper hole for himself when he fakes a heart attack to avoid angering Carrie for not knowing her friend's name. 2026-10-28 Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife. 2026-10-28 After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend. 2026-10-28 Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew of a schoolmate and calls Charlie to watch over the boy. 2026-10-28 Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith. 2026-10-28 George realizes how difficult it is to live with Ernie and his parents, so he convinces Ernie to get his own place. 2026-10-28 Max witnesses a traumatic event at school, and it gives him chronic nightmares until George brings him to a counselor. 2026-10-28 When George peeks at a 10-year-old unopened letter from Angie, he discovers some secrets that they both may wish were never revealed. 2026-10-28 George's constant sarcasm about her age makes Benny self-conscious to the point that she decides to get overly large breast implants to compensate. 2026-10-28 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-10-28 The Conners plan an outrageous costume party for Halloween that includes a practical joke on the neighbors. 2026-10-28 A former high-school classmate (guest star Richard Kind) of Fran's (Fran Drescher) threatens to jump off a ledge unless she marries him. 2026-10-28 Fran's (Fran Drescher) Grandma Yetta (guest star Ann Guilbert) moves in with the Sheffields while her retirement home is treated for termites. Also starring Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-10-28 A millionaire (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) invites Fran (Fran Drescher) to go to dinner with him -- in Paris. 2026-10-28 Fran's anniversary as a nanny for the Sheffields is coming up, but Maxwell seems to have forgotten all about it; Gracie visits a nursing home. 2026-10-28 Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.". 2026-10-28 When Bob receives an offer to sell MaxDot, he must weigh the potential payout against his family's legacy; Abishola and Gloria's relationship is strained when the hospital cuts nursing staff. 2026-10-28 Paid programming. 2026-10-28 Paid programming. 2026-10-28 Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples. 2026-10-28 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-10-28 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-10-28 Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane. 2026-10-28 Al and Peg discover their incompatibility during a board game and seek professional counseling. 2026-10-28 A separated Al moves out and starts to date; Peg meets a wealthy man. 2026-10-28 Al and Peg try to enjoy their new single life, but Peg discovers more wrong with Mr. Wright (Alan Thicke). 2026-10-28 Confusion sets in when Peg has less free time and is nonchalant during a visit with Al to a nudie bar. 2026-10-28 Doug goes looking for his father at a model train convention and notices his mother with very seductive Arthur Spooner. 2026-10-28 Deacon and Kelly find new couple friends, forcing Doug and Carrie to turn to their old reliable couple friends, Neal and Marcy. 2026-10-28 Dan's father announces his plans to marry Roseanne's best friend, Crystal. 2026-10-28 The Conners celebrate Darlene's wedding day; Darlene and Dan have another fight, but they reconcile immediately. 2026-10-28 Jackie has a date in her apartment; Roseanne and Becky have an argument and Roseanne's discipline drives Becky to Jackie's front door. 2026-10-28 Rosie teaches Darlene's home economics class; the students get a life lesson and learn firsthand how to provide for a family when the money is always tight. 2026-10-28 Roseanne becomes depressed when Becky can't be home for Halloween; the ghosts of Halloween past, present and future visit. 2026-10-28 Dan wants to play a Halloween prank on Nancy; David and Darlene spook Roseanne. 2026-10-28 Angie maintains her story that she is pregnant to keep George from missing Carmen; Vic introduces his young fiancée to the family. 2026-10-28 The Lopez home and George's new media room suddenly become a bit more full when their niece, Veronica, and her freeloading boyfriend move in. 2026-10-28 Benny depends on George's testimony to free her from prison when her embittered mother, defense attorney and judge all turn against her. 2026-10-28 Upset about being publicly humiliated at work, George downs a shot of tequila with the worm in it, which makes him hallucinate that he and Ernie are gay. 2026-10-28 The women decide to escort Al and his buddies to the nudie bar they frequent. 2026-10-28 Kelly insists on shooting an apple off Bud's head while competing for a spokesperson job for Friar Tuck. 2026-10-28 Al is forced to participate in Kelly's screen test after her acting instructor gets decked by his boss. 2026-10-28 A hidden item of Al's is lost when the family Dodge doesn't make it out of the car wash. 2026-10-28 Al realizes his worst nightmare when the Bundys and D'Arcys go on a dream vacation to the Caribbean. 2026-10-28 The Bundys and D'Arcys try to save their lives, as well as their sanity, after being forced onto a lifeboat. 2026-10-28 Doug wears a cologne Carrie dislikes to try to convince himself and the guys that she does not control him. 2026-10-28 Carrie gets a raise and hires a Spanish-speaking housekeeper, but the language barrier frustrates Doug; he retaliates by hiring Veronica as his personal housekeeper. 2026-10-28 Carrie is upset when Doug does not take an exam that could have led to a promotion, so he retaliates by becoming a bartender. 2026-10-29 When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time. 2026-10-29 Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other. 2026-10-29 Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love, and Rose says his inability to have a long-lasting relationship is due to unresolved issues with his mother. 2026-10-29 Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose. 2026-10-29 Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher. 2026-10-29 George and Angie enter a fierce competition to determine who does more work in their marriage and around the house. 2026-10-29 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-10-29 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-10-29 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-10-29 The Conner family holds a contest to see who can play the scariest Halloween trick. 2026-10-29 In Halloween garb, Roseanne is mistaken for a guy at the Lobo Lounge. 2026-10-29 Fran is arrested on kidnapping charges when she brings home a baby who she believes has been abandoned. 2026-10-29 Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children. 2026-10-29 Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play. 2026-10-29 Fran dresses in drag to crash a men's club in order to stop Mr. Sheffield from using her boyfriend's stock tip. 2026-10-29 While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest. 2026-10-29 When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it. 2026-10-29 Paid programming. 2026-10-29 Paid programming. 2026-10-29 Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom. 2026-10-29 Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight.". 2026-10-29 Fran hopes to adopt the children and begins by trying to win the approval of their late mother's parents. 2026-10-29 Fran (Fran Drescher) covers for Maggie (Nicholle Tom), who suspects that she may be pregnant. Guest star: Nora Dunn. 2026-10-29 Kelly's new job on a children's TV show brings her instant success. 2026-10-29 Marcy becomes jealous of Jefferson's popularity after he's hired as an aerobics instructor at the gym. 2026-10-29 Al finds himself attracted to Marcy's visiting lesbian cousin, Mandy. 2026-10-29 Al sells his soul to the devil (Robert Englund) to give the Chicago Bears a shot at winning the Super Bowl. 2026-10-29 When Carrie learns Doug stole the romantic line he used when they started dating, he struggles to come up with a new one for Valentine's Day to try to redeem himself. 2026-10-29 When Doug makes a delivery to his former high school, the football coach treats him like a hero, so Doug begins stopping by more often. 2026-10-29 Valentine's Day for the Conners is ruined when Dan forgets the occasion and Darlene gets her heart broken. 2026-10-29 When Jackie tries out for a part in the community theater, it is Roseanne who has to act fast. 2026-10-29 Roseanne may lose her job if she and Dan take a long-awaited trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-29 Roseanne confronts Becky's boyfriend, Mark; Becky and Mark borrow Dan's prized motorcycle. 2026-10-29 A Ouija board's message sends Roseanne into labor on Halloween. 2026-10-29 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-10-29 George seeks help from a popular reality TV game show to expose Vic's cheating, gold-digging fiancée. 2026-10-29 When Angie gets concerned about losing her looks, George asks his gorgeous young niece to tone down her sex appeal. 2026-10-29 George's poor memory comes back to haunt him when Angie's mother passes away. 2026-10-29 George and Angie decide to have "the talk" with Max when a sexual predator moves into the neighborhood. 2026-10-29 A mad search ensues after Buck buries Peg's belated anniversary present somewhere in the backyard. 2026-10-29 Peggy and Marcy have to find a way home after Al forgets to pick them up from a bingo tournament. 2026-10-29 The Bundys are filled with excitement when Kelly is showered with extravagant gifts they think are from a rich secret admirer. 2026-10-29 Bud's attitude and lifestyle change after he becomes involved in a study of human sexuality. 2026-10-29 Al goes shoeless to collect a settlement after the shoe stored is robbed. 2026-10-29 Al helps Kelly make a documentary on shoes for her acting class. 2026-10-29 As Carrie reluctantly approaches her 35th birthday, Doug bribes neighborhood construction workers to hoot and holler at her in order to make her feel younger. 2026-10-29 Holly is upset when she learns Carrie was using her to have access to her van; Doug has an argument with a waitress who takes too long to deliver his food. 2026-10-29 Doug tries to find his roots when Deacon snubs him for a new Black friend; Carrie's manicurist refuses to see her. 2026-10-30