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    <desc>Carmen and Max get homesick when they wind up getting into more trouble in a small Colorado town than in Los Angeles.</desc>
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    <desc>Trey wants to impress a potential client by re-enacting a Civil War battle; Jeff's bank believes he is dead.</desc>
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    <desc>Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children.</desc>
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    <desc>Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Bob and Abishola attempt to find time together amidst their busy schedules; Goodwin's leadership tactics push Kofo over the edge.</desc>
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    <desc>Bob and Abishola try to help a sad and volatile Kemi, who, after being dumped by Chukwuemeka, struggles with the possibility that her happiest days might be behind her.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Adult 65+ Health Matters: Insights from Dr. Roberts</title>
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    <desc>No body, no weapon and a witness courted by the war hero she thinks committed murder, complicate a case.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-02</date>
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    <desc>Columbo is caught in a case of stolen art and murder with evidence pointing to an innocent woman.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-02</date>
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    <desc>Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-02</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
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    <date>2026-05-02</date>
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    <desc>One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-02</date>
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    <desc>For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.</desc>
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    <desc>Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.</desc>
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    <desc>In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.</desc>
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    <desc>Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.</desc>
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    <desc>The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.</desc>
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    <desc>Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.</desc>
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    <desc>Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.</desc>
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    <desc>Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).</desc>
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    <desc>The detective is put on the case of a man who murders his brother.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>When Jeff becomes the new Monster Truck Mud Bogging champion, the former title holder steals the trophy.</desc>
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    <desc>A motivational speaker leads Jeff to question his life while inspiring Bill to unleash his "inner big dog.".</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Columbo</title>
    <desc>The inimitable cop must prove that a flamboyant Hollywood gossip reporter was murdered by her former lover.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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