KLMV-LD Barney buys a fortune-telling game and mistakenly summons the 200-year-old spirit of a count who offers to grant Opie three wishes. 2026-04-17 Otis slips in the sheriff's office and a crooked lawyer convinces him to sue the county so it will be forced to upgrade the jail. Thinking Andy and Barney will be happy, Otis agrees. 2026-04-17 Ray can't help but enjoy the extra attention his mother lavishes on him when he feels under the weather. 2026-04-17 Ray buys Debra an extravagant gift, hoping she'll be so overjoyed that she'll let him take a golf trip. 2026-04-17 A trip to Hollywood to compete on their favorite game show turns sour for the roommates. 2026-04-17 Sophia encourages Dorothy and Stan to pretend they are still married, at least until Sophia's clergyman brother leaves town. 2026-04-17 Skits: "Ham Actor"; "Old Man and the Sea.". 2026-04-17 Perry turns down an electronics manufacturer suing the Navy and instead defends a sailor accused of killing his captain. 2026-04-17 A sidewalk pitchman's deal with Death may cost a young girl her life. 2026-04-17 A man (David Wayne) trying to dispose of his murdered wife's body is stopped by a motorcycle cop (Steve Brodie). 2026-04-17 A hit man (Dick York) is ordered to eliminate his girlfriend (Kathleen Maguire) when she threatens to expose him. 2026-04-17 A man hires Mannix to find his college basketball player son; guests Lew Alcindor (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar), Gail Goodrich. 2026-04-17 A multimillionaire hires Cannon to avoid police involvement in the possibly fraudulent kidnapping of his grandson. 2026-04-17 While vacationing, Betty acts as bait for a rapist stalking a seaside resort; guest Larry Linville. 2026-04-17 Friday and Gannon use an unusual method to clear a fellow officer. 2026-04-17 Friday and Gannon help to recover a Christ-child statue stolen from a church. 2026-04-17 A series of attacks on teenage girls prompts an undercover operation. 2026-04-17 Officer Malloy loses his self-control and faces charges of using excessive force. 2026-04-17 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-04-17 Beaver decides to start his own newspaper. 2026-04-17 Beaver is excited about his new sweater until he sees a girl wearing one just like it. 2026-04-17 A lawsuit over the authenticity of a Gauguin results in murder; guest Robert Brown. 2026-04-17 Ben defends a Vietnamese fisherman accused of killing the man who was terrorizing him and his fellow countrymen. 2026-04-17 Five upstanding citizens seek revenge by carefully planning a $6 million theft; guest Sam Melville. 2026-04-17 Jason stretches himself to the breaking point to prove his self-worth. 2026-04-17 Festus is wrongfully accused of being the partner of a wounded bank robber. 2026-04-17 Adam joins in a struggle against a businessman (Morgan Woodward) terrorizing a town and threatening to wipe out the dwindling Paiutes. 2026-04-17 Lucas' old friend arrives for an unexpected visit. 2026-04-17 An old enemy of Marshal Micah Torrance's arrives in town, bent on revenge. 2026-04-17 A woman hopes to find husbands for her daughters. 2026-04-17 On the occasion of their promotions to captain, Gage and DeSoto recall some of their careers' most dangerous rescues. 2026-04-17 The men attempt to foil an enemy plot to distribute counterfeit U.S. money. 2026-04-17 For a few days the 4077th has no casualties, but when the fighting picks up, it is back to business as usual. 2026-04-17 The personnel of the 4077th respond in the usual manner when supply lines are cut short and they face critical shortages. 2026-04-17 Hawkeye and Trapper "persuade" Frank not to request a dishonorable discharge for a wounded homosexual soldier. 2026-04-17 Barney becomes a part-time real-estate agent and soon has a couple of buyers and sellers lined up, including Andy. 2026-04-18 Left in charge for just a few days, Goober dismantles a car in Andy's office. 2026-04-18 Ray tries to prove to everyone that he can be counted on after failing to help Debra when she chokes. 2026-04-18 Ray's excitement over being sent to the Super Bowl is tempered by the fact that he has to choose a companion. 2026-04-18 The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son. 2026-04-18 The women reflect on their years spent together when Sophia announces she is going to live with her son. 2026-04-18 Kidnapping; the Harpers on "Gong Show.". 2026-04-18 An orphan goes to a California town to search for relatives and winds up accused of murder; guest Denver Pyle. 2026-04-18 A broken-down gunslinger finds a magic potion that restores his shooting skill, but brings an end to his fast-draw career. 2026-04-18 A man (John Williams) begins to have dreams about his wife's (Isobel Elsom) murder. With Barbara Baxley. 2026-04-18 A reporter's (Harold J. Stone) prank makes a wino (Russell Collins) believe the world will end at 11:45pm that night. 2026-04-18 A wheelchair-ridden former athlete (Carol Lynley) hires Mannix to investigate threatening telephone calls. 2026-04-18 Cannon investigates possible extraterrestrial involvement in the death of an internationally known space scientist. 2026-04-18 A murder suspect says she is innocent and that Barnaby is her father. 2026-04-18 Selma Plout tries to cheat Billie Jo out of a trip to a secretary's convention and send her daughter, Henrietta, instead. 2026-04-18 The Cannonball service creaks to a halt when Uncle Joe becomes general manager. 2026-04-18 When a computer replaces one of Drysdale's bookkeepers, the displaced worker finds real friends in the Clampetts. 2026-04-18 The arrival in Beverly Hills of a prize matrimonial prospect for her granddaughter, Elly, puts Granny in a dither. 2026-04-18 Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts. 2026-04-18 Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured. 2026-04-18 A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more. 2026-04-18 The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly. 2026-04-18 Dr. Loveless drives Indians into poverty so he can become their benefactor and deity. 2026-04-18 A talented singer falls down a flight of stairs and disfigures her face. 2026-04-18 Heath must find the true conspirators when he is accused of killing a congressman. 2026-04-18 A group of brothers plots the death of their sister's boyfriend in order to keep her as a household servant. 2026-04-18 A novice nun (Judy Carne) finds courage when she, Hoss and another nun are set upon by robbers and abandoned along the trail. 2026-04-18 A marshal from another territory comes to North Fork looking for a wanted man. 2026-04-18 An escaped killer barricades himself and his two companions in the North Fork general store. 2026-04-18 A back-country clan and its vicious matriarch (Mercedes McCambridge) try to cheat the drovers, then capture Rowdy; guest Robert Blake. 2026-04-18 Paladin (Richard Boone) is tricked by some unsavory gamblers in a bizarre game. Also starring Jacqueline Scott. 2026-04-18 A widowed mother, threatened with the loss of her son through a court order, proposes to Josh. 2026-04-18 The Stooges are carpenters who inherit a fancy dress boutique; they put on a fashion show with dresses they've designed based on furniture; during the show, the boys break a Ming vase. 2026-04-18 A young boys suspects his parents are cannibals. 2026-04-19