KLMV-LD Opie gets straight A's on his report card, much to Andy's delight. But when Opie finds out that his teacher made an error, he cannot figure out how to tell the truth without disappointing his father. 2026-07-24 Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears. 2026-07-24 Ray and Robert create a testimonial video for their father after he is elected the lodge's "Man of the Year.". 2026-07-24 Ray goes on a Caribbean cruise with Marie after Frank hurts his knee. 2026-07-24 Blanche has reservations about dating a blind man, since he cannot see her physical attributes; Dorothy and Rose coach a children's team. 2026-07-24 Rose feels inadequate when her new boyfriend experiences impotency. 2026-07-24 Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite. 2026-07-24 Della's socialite friend (Mala Powers) stands accused of killing a blackmailer; guest Keye Luke. 2026-07-24 A janitor mischievously puts on a helmet which really is a time machine. 2026-07-24 An alcoholic woman (Claire Trevor) tries to reclaim her estranged daughter, who has been raised by another family. With Biff Elliott. 2026-07-24 An escape artist desperate for the one big stunt that will make him famous meets with disaster when his wife schemes to turn his death-defying trick into a deadly performance. 2026-07-24 Joe tries to prove that a young man is innocent of killing his boss. 2026-07-24 Cannon finds a clue to a bizarre harassment case in the involvement of a pilot (Robert Goulet) in a $1 million hijacking years before. 2026-07-24 Barnaby's probe of a motorcyclist's death leads to a reclusive businessman and the mob; guest Patrick O'Neal. 2026-07-24 Friday and Gannon try to make things easier for the wives of two officers shot in the line of duty. 2026-07-24 The suspect in a double slaying turns out to be an ardent reader of stories about strange attitudes toward death. 2026-07-24 Several calls to the same home on a "disturbing the peace" complaint end in tragedy. 2026-07-24 Malloy helps a sergeant communicate with his son. 2026-07-24 Sue P. gets stuck on a roller coaster after a company outing; Bill becomes emotional over everything going on. 2026-07-24 After a lecture on brotherly love, Wally and the Beaver decide to do everything together. 2026-07-24 Beaver decides to make money to buy a baseball uniform by selling water. 2026-07-24 A man is shot and killed while a huge radio audience, including Perry, is listening. 2026-07-24 A serial killer (Richard Gilliland) whose eventual target is Ben embarrasses him in court by leaving false clues. 2026-07-24 Liquor-store robberies and shootings seem to be linked to a 5-year-old bank heist; guest Charles Cioffi. 2026-07-24 An unhappy Grandma returns home to a loving and excited family and an overprotective Grandpa; a shy boy makes plans to see Elizabeth. 2026-07-24 An aging marshal tries to capture outlaws for execution, but finds one of the gang is his son. 2026-07-24 The owner of a mining company tries to have a man committed after being accused of lacking safety devices. 2026-07-24 Lucas' old friend arrives for an unexpected visit. 2026-07-24 An old enemy of Marshal Micah Torrance's arrives in town, bent on revenge. 2026-07-24 Lizabeth Ann Calhoun asks permission to join the train so she can avoid the advances of a young man she claims is in love with her. 2026-07-24 Gage annoys the squad with his attempts to snap a candid photo; Brackett and McCall deliver a baby in a restaurant; guest Ron Masak. 2026-07-24 Hogan hunts a stool pigeon along the underground escape route. 2026-07-24 Hawkeye and Trapper are determined to make an issue of the accidental shelling of a South Korean village by U.S. artillery. 2026-07-24 After three days of near-continuous duty, Hawkeye's behavior becomes wackier than usual. 2026-07-24 A small Korean boy with minor injuries captures the hearts of all in the 4077th. 2026-07-24 Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man. 2026-07-25 Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy. 2026-07-25 Doug Heffernan comes over to hang out with Ray while Debra and the kids are away for the weekend. 2026-07-25 Ray's press pass is refused when he and Robert visit the Baseball Hall of Fame; with former New York Mets Bud Harrelson, Ron Swoboda, Cleon Jones, Tug McGraw, Tommie Agee, Jerry Grote, Ed Kranepool and Art Shamsky. 2026-07-25 Sophia disapproves of the man Dorothy is dating; Blanche and Rose befriend juvenile delinquents. 2026-07-25 The girls sit around, eat cheesecake, and remember terrible Valentine's Day experiences. 2026-07-25 Guests include Yolanda Merido and Sergio Bustamante. 2026-07-25 Small-town prejudice erupts against a teacher who is anonymously accused of improper behavior with her students. 2026-07-25 Five people - a ballet dancer, a major, a clown, a tramp and a bagpipe player - trapped in a featureless enclosure with no idea how they got there attempt to escape. 2026-07-25 A humiliated horror-movie star yearning for a big comeback seeks revenge after discovering that the producer of a low-budget horror has dubbed his voice and turned the film into a complete farce. 2026-07-25 A strange woman (Patricia Collinge) has a unique method for hanging onto her pets -- she has them all stuffed. With Dean Stockwell. 2026-07-25 Mannix tries to protect a woman from a stalker. 2026-07-25 A boxing contender's (Nick Nolte) fiancée asks Cannon's help when the fighter threatens to leave the country just before a major bout. 2026-07-25 The stormy relationship between a feminist and a writer ends with the death of the author's wife. 2026-07-25 Kate awaits a call from honeymooners Betty Jo and Steve in Hawaii. 2026-07-25 Kate fears that honeymooning Betty Jo and Steve have forgotten her birthday. 2026-07-25 Mr. Drysdale panics when Granny wants her $15 million and plans to go back to the hills. 2026-07-25 Jed gives away the entire Clampett fortune to three struggling college girls. 2026-07-25 Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts. 2026-07-25 Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna-Barbera and other top Hollywood animators is featured. 2026-07-25 A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more. 2026-07-25 The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly. 2026-07-25 West and Gordon fear an attempt on President Grant's life while they are escorting him to a conference. 2026-07-25 Flint goes undercover to infiltrate an outlaw gang. 2026-07-25 The Barkleys suspect the sanity of a war hero (Adam West) who suddenly proposes to Audra. 2026-07-25 Festus' childhood friend kills a prospector, only to find the man's apparently rich mine contains only fool's gold. 2026-07-25 Ben lends money to a neighbor who has no intention of repaying him. 2026-07-25 A marshal from another territory comes to North Fork looking for a wanted man. 2026-07-25 An escaped killer barricades himself and his two companions in the North Fork general store. 2026-07-25 A slain trail-hand's brother joins the drive, seeking revenge on the murdering gang; guests June Lockhart, DeForest Kelley. 2026-07-25 Paladin (Richard Boone) goes to Alaska to help an old trapper. Also starring Carl Swenson. 2026-07-25 Josh's prisoners steal a man's horses. 2026-07-25 General Muster dispatches the Stooges to catch cattle rustlers. 2026-07-25 An abrasive Las Vegas newspaper reporter investigates a series of murders committed by a vampire. 2026-07-26