KQSY-LD Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has. 2026-04-16 When Barney Hefner's wife wants to make up, Archie's got a better idea. 2026-04-16 Since they both have been married several times before, Emmet searches for a way to propose. 2026-04-16 Victoria acts as a spokesmodel and commits to a donation on national television; Joy reunites with a fireman. 2026-04-16 Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council. 2026-04-16 Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent. 2026-04-16 Norm's plan to avoid an IRS audit backfires; Sam tries to prevent the bar from watching an old Red Sox game. 2026-04-16 The gang rips the bar apart when Robin returns stating that he used to hide million-dollar money belts. 2026-04-16 The cabbies pound the pavement looking for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab Co. goes out of business. 2026-04-16 Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her. 2026-04-16 Bob's therapy group gets a surprise when a patient (Howard Hesseman) announces that he is gay. 2026-04-16 Max romances a KAOS agent, all in the line of duty, of course. 2026-04-16 Ralph and Alice appear on "Beat the Clock.". 2026-04-16 Bilko bets on a soldier who is participating in an eating contest. 2026-04-16 Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice. 2026-04-16 Maynard decides to tell only the truth. 2026-04-16 Connie plans a birthday party for her landlady. 2026-04-16 Betty Jo's pal, Willie, has a knack for the roulette wheel. Uncle Joe plans to use his ability to save the whole valley from foreclosure by Homer Bedloe. 2026-04-16 Police raid a club where waitress Ann is serving mobsters. 2026-04-16 Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend. 2026-04-16 Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class. 2026-04-16 Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast. 2026-04-16 Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist. 2026-04-16 Greg is in hot water after he collects money for rides from his brothers and sisters. 2026-04-16 The siblings' long-absent grandfather pays a visit. 2026-04-16 Danny discovers Rusty is a gang member. 2026-04-16 Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement. 2026-04-16 Ernie (Barry Livingston) becomes the unwilling object of the affection of Dodie's (Dawn Lyn) 6-year-old friend Beatrice. 2026-04-16 A bearded man of mystery confounds the Douglas family and authorities alike. With Fred MacMurray, Don Grady and Tim Considine. 2026-04-16 Lucy shares a seat on a ski lift with Dinah Shore. 2026-04-16 Lucy and the Countess get involved with a pregnant racehorse. 2026-04-16 After six weeks in their country home, Lucy looks forward to a night in New York. 2026-04-16 A misunderstanding between the Ricardos and Mertzes leads to intense jealousy. 2026-04-16 Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town. 2026-04-16 Lou achieves his lifelong ambition to be the owner of a bar. 2026-04-16 An accident at Al's causes Fonzie to lose his sight and his spirit. 2026-04-16 Laverne pretends to be pregnant in order to win prizes in a contest for mothers-to-be. 2026-04-16 Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands. 2026-04-16 Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands. 2026-04-16 Granny plans a trip to Hooterville, but gets sidetracked when she thinks that Jed is planning to marry Hathaway. 2026-04-16 Jethro hires a gorgeous Italian girl who cooks masterfully but doesn't know a word of English. 2026-04-16 An answering machine and a stray dog give Mama the wrong idea. 2026-04-16 Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest. 2026-04-16 Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder. 2026-04-16 Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device. 2026-04-16 Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas. 2026-04-17 After an elderly aunt dies alone and unloved, Edith is the only one who comes to pay final respects. 2026-04-17 The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together. 2026-04-17 Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class. 2026-04-17 Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired. 2026-04-17 Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce. 2026-04-17 Carla's daughter announces she is pregnant and is going to marry the father; Carla's ex-husband and his wife show up at the wedding. 2026-04-17 Rebecca convinces the others to throw a party for Frasier, who is despondent over his impending divorce. 2026-04-17 The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found. 2026-04-17 Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes. 2026-04-17 While Bob and Emily are on vacation, Howard undergoes a crash psychological program that changes his entire personality. 2026-04-17 Smart seeks a lost gold mine; KAOS robs CONTROL and has financial problems. 2026-04-17 Ralph finds a love letter written by Ed and assumes he composed it for Alice; he takes it to a handwriting analyst. 2026-04-17 Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter. 2026-04-17 Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office. 2026-04-17 Dobie writes a sensational news story about a teacher. 2026-04-17 Connie's furious when a penny scale refuses to register her weight. 2026-04-17 Uncle Joe thinks that it is time for Hooterville to elect a mayor and sees himself as an excellent candidate. 2026-04-17 One of Ann's best friends gets a role in a Broadway play, and Ann becomes her understudy. 2026-04-17 When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up. 2026-04-17 After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts. 2026-04-17 When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her. 2026-04-17 D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground. 2026-04-17 The boys find a wallet with $1,100 in a parking lot while playing football. The kids argue about who gets to keep the money and finally agree about sharing it but, the owner comes forward after seeing the ad in the lost and found section. 2026-04-17 French and the twins are snowbound in Vermont. 2026-04-17 Lucille Ball wreaks havoc at Danny's house. Desi Arnaz also guest stars. 2026-04-17 Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife. 2026-04-17 Dodie calls on her new big brothers to help fight her battles on the school playground. 2026-04-17 Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) have an unpleasant personality clash with the couple in the next apartment. 2026-04-17 Lucy plays saxophone in an all-nun band. 2026-04-17 Lucy winds up in Danny Thomas' chorus line. 2026-04-17 Lucy decides to have Ricky build a brick barbecue. 2026-04-17 A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood. 2026-04-17 Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen. 2026-04-17 Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted. 2026-04-17 Fonzie is forced to give Richie some lessons in love; Richie is caught two timing Lori Beth. 2026-04-17 Squiggy books Laverne's group of classical musicians for a rock concert. 2026-04-17 Judy's soap-star aunt (Carol Channing) boards; a health-book author (Charles Frank) finds out what ails him; three women court Ace. 2026-04-17 Julie McCoy Chenault (Lauren Tewes) comes back; Ace must prove himself by firing two employees; a police detective woos mermaid Amy. 2026-04-17 Jethro begins dressing and acting like the noblest Roman of them all to win the hand of Marie, the cook. 2026-04-17 The hillbillies get to play the part of gangsters when Mr. Drysdale makes a commercial for his bank. 2026-04-17 Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral. 2026-04-17 Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket. 2026-04-17 Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant. 2026-04-17 Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip. 2026-04-17 Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage. 2026-04-18