KQSY-LD Edith revolts when she applies for a bank loan and discovers there are different rules for men and women. 2026-04-21 Archie is caught between sympathy and self-preservation when a woman from his past needs his help. 2026-04-21 Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast. 2026-04-21 Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland. 2026-04-21 While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show. 2026-04-21 Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist. 2026-04-21 Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house. 2026-04-21 Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions. 2026-04-21 Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex. 2026-04-21 When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over. 2026-04-21 Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession. 2026-04-21 Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet. 2026-04-21 Norton wins a television set with a ticket Ralph purchased for him. 2026-04-21 Bilko enters his platoon in a singing contest. 2026-04-21 Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more. 2026-04-21 Waiter Dobie hides from his rich girlfriend. 2026-04-21 Connie and her friends hope to raise funds for area playgrounds. 2026-04-21 Once word gets around that Uncle Joe is a jinx, the Hooterville townspeople want nothing to do with him. 2026-04-21 Ann's father is shocked when he learns she is to take a stage name and forsake that of her family. 2026-04-21 A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family. 2026-04-21 While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band. 2026-04-21 Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten. 2026-04-21 Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits. 2026-04-21 Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia. 2026-04-21 Bill asks a doctor to help Buffy's pal who is disabled. 2026-04-21 A traveling entertainer (Tennessee Ernie Ford) makes friends with Linda and Rusty. 2026-04-21 Donna tries to patch up two friends' marital spat. 2026-04-21 Chip (Stanley Livingston) is badly shaken when his girlfriend Polly (Ronne Troup) suggests they elope. 2026-04-21 A former suitor of Barbara's (Beverly Garland) phones her when he arrives in town and also talks with Steve (Fred MacMurray). 2026-04-21 Lucy gets sued after hiring Rich Little to help with an ad campaign. 2026-04-21 Lucy is afraid to wake her date up when he falls asleep on her couch. 2026-04-21 Lucy and Ethel disguise themselves as hillbillies when the men and women can't decide how to celebrate the Mertzes' 18th wedding anniversary. 2026-04-21 Lucy believes Ricky is losing interest in her. Ethel finds a book that offers suggestions such as: dressing up for breakfast, taking up her husband's hobbies, and surrounding their apartment with things that remind her husband of his childhood. 2026-04-21 The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates. 2026-04-21 A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil. 2026-04-21 Joanie catches her date for her birthday party with another girl. 2026-04-21 Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine on TV. 2026-04-21 Ace photographs a spy and his daughter; a girl challenges a daredevil (Peter Scolari); Doc helps a senator (Alan Thicke) and his wife. 2026-04-21 Rival fraternities vie to impress the head of their national alumni association; old college pals find they have different lifestyles. 2026-04-21 Jethro turns down Cousin Roy as a client for his new Hollywood talent agency. 2026-04-21 Mr. Drysdale finally gets a paying tenant for the fifth floor of his bank; he achieves this by evicting Jethro and renting to Jed. 2026-04-21 After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him. 2026-04-21 Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart. 2026-04-21 Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service. 2026-04-21 Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him. 2026-04-21 When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect. 2026-04-22 It looks like Mike, Gloria and Joey will be coming home for Christmas. 2026-04-22 Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together. 2026-04-22 Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child. 2026-04-22 The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary. 2026-04-22 Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss. 2026-04-22 Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives. 2026-04-22 Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness. 2026-04-22 Alex accompanies Elaine on a European vacation that culminates in a romantic rendezvous. 2026-04-22 Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match. 2026-04-22 Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents. 2026-04-22 A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it. 2026-04-22 Part 1/2. Ralph is forced to bring the bus company's money home with him for safekeeping. 2026-04-22 Bilko must recruit soldiers to attend a lecture on Beethoven. 2026-04-22 Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance. 2026-04-22 Dobie's rival, now a boxing champ, visits. 2026-04-22 As a mambo craze sweeps through Madison High, Miss Brooks runs into Mr. Conklin at a mambo club declared off limits to school employees. 2026-04-22 The Bradley dog is framed for the murder of some chickens. Behind the plot is Dog Catcher Hinky Mittenflos. 2026-04-22 Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera. 2026-04-22 Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip. 2026-04-22 Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children. 2026-04-22 Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him. 2026-04-22 Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey. 2026-04-22 Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale. 2026-04-22 The twins get a small inheritance. 2026-04-22 Danny joins Bob Hope in a production of "Alice in Wonderland.". 2026-04-22 Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys. 2026-04-22 Chip (Stanley Livingston) is amazed when he learns that Polly (Ronne Troup) thinks she has become engaged to him. 2026-04-22 Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) have a spat when Chip turns down her offer to elope. 2026-04-22 Lucy and Ginger Rogers have tea while Harry has Ginger's purse repaired. 2026-04-22 Lucy suspects two men in a restaurant of being spies. 2026-04-22 The Ricardos and Mertzes discover they've put on a few pounds over the last few years. An unhappy Lucy talks Ricky into letting her audition for a show, and he tells her that she can have the part if she loses enough weight to fit the costume. 2026-04-22 Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her. 2026-04-22 Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program. 2026-04-22 Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room. 2026-04-22 Ralph tempts fate after a doctor hypnotizes him and causes him to lose all of his fears. 2026-04-22 Laverne's dad decides to run against an unscrupulous man for the office of city councilman. 2026-04-22 Wrestlers (Bruce Jenner, Tim Rossovich) train for a bout; a mother-to-be meets a writer; hypnotized Gopher thinks that he is captain. 2026-04-22 A wealthy businesswoman (Marion Ross) flirts with Stubing; a tour guide loses her group; an $8-million-lottery winner becomes a boor. 2026-04-22 A building inspector probes the strangely assorted Clampett enterprises on the fifth floor of Drysdale's bank. 2026-04-22 Mr. Drysdale hires troubleshooter Homer Bedloe to evict the Clampetts from his building's fifth floor. 2026-04-22 Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest. 2026-04-22 After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child. 2026-04-22 George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play. 2026-04-22 While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture. 2026-04-22 Archie, Edith, and Stephanie arrive in Santa Barbara to spend the holidays with the Stivics. Gloria and Mike put on a happy front to hide major changes in their relationship. 2026-04-23