KQSY-LD Shirley's mother comes to visit and criticizes her for her friends and the way she lives. 2026-05-04 A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson. 2026-05-04 A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief. 2026-05-04 Shorty again disrupts fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's secretary. 2026-05-04 The Clampetts set up a miniature farm, so Shorty's bride can sample farm life. 2026-05-04 While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous. 2026-05-04 Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment. 2026-05-04 Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba. 2026-05-04 Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered. 2026-05-04 Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going. 2026-05-05 Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay. 2026-05-05 Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility. 2026-05-05 In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James. 2026-05-05 Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly. 2026-05-05 Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help. 2026-05-05 Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job. 2026-05-05 Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail. 2026-05-05 Louie prepares for the coming of the end of the world; he turns a toolroom into a bomb shelter; he asks Elaine to join him in his bomb shelter. 2026-05-05 Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest. 2026-05-05 Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences. 2026-05-05 Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared. 2026-05-05 Part 2/2. Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition. 2026-05-05 Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan. 2026-05-05 For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis. 2026-05-05 Dobie and Maynard think they froze Dunky. 2026-05-05 Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear. 2026-05-05 Uncle Joe has trouble trying to recover his winning raffle ticket from Kate, who is serving on a jury. 2026-05-05 Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid. 2026-05-05 Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin). 2026-05-05 D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after. 2026-05-05 Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house. 2026-05-05 Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird. 2026-05-05 Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they. 2026-05-05 Cissy must baby-sit when French wants to go away. 2026-05-05 The script for Danny's club routine is lost. 2026-05-05 A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage. 2026-05-05 Mischief reigns when Ernie's (Barry Livingston) left to take care of Dodie (Dawn Lyn). 2026-05-05 Uncle Charley is upset when he discovers his old shipmate has changed. 2026-05-05 Kim gets her own apartment but can't get rid of her mother. 2026-05-05 Lucy fills in as an usher at a famous theater in order to see a premiere. 2026-05-05 Lucy tries to re-unite Fred and Ethel after their fight, by inviting them both to dinner, without telling each of them that the other is invited. As they make up over dinner, Lucy and Ricky argue and Lucy pretends that she was run over by a bus. 2026-05-05 Ricky won't shave off his mustache for Lucy so she glues on a beard in retaliation, using liquid cement by mistake. When a movie producer visits and enjoys Lucy's veiled Arabian dance, she is stuck when he asks to see her face. 2026-05-05 Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance. 2026-05-05 When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.". 2026-05-05 Howard and Marion hope to rekindle the old flame by journeying to the lodge where they spent their honeymoon. 2026-05-05 Laverne admits she doesn't know how to drive so Shirley offers to teach her. 2026-05-05 A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter. 2026-05-05 Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed. 2026-05-05 The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan. 2026-05-05 Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains. 2026-05-05 Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail. 2026-05-05 Mama goes to work for a travel agency. 2026-05-05 Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town. 2026-05-05 Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther. 2026-05-05 Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child. 2026-05-06