KQSY-LD Mike shames Archie into being a blood donor, but Archie insists on knowing where the blood will be going. 2026-05-05 Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay. 2026-05-05 Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility. 2026-05-05 In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James. 2026-05-05 Rob proudly presents Laura with a huge, horrible necklace, but she can't bring herself to tell him it is ugly. 2026-05-05 Rob fears he is no longer needed when his co-writers turn out a show without his help. 2026-05-05 Carla claims that Diane is getting preferential treatment; Diane looks for a new job. 2026-05-05 Diane decides to save Andy, an unbalanced ex-convict that finds life easier in jail. 2026-05-05 Louie prepares for the coming of the end of the world; he turns a toolroom into a bomb shelter; he asks Elaine to join him in his bomb shelter. 2026-05-05 Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest. 2026-05-05 Bob is puzzled when his henpecked patient (John Fiedler) asserts himself with far-reaching consequences. 2026-05-05 Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared. 2026-05-05 Part 2/2. Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition. 2026-05-05 Bilko decides to demonstrate married life for Joan. 2026-05-05 For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis. 2026-05-05 Dobie and Maynard think they froze Dunky. 2026-05-05 Miss Brooks tries to acquire an elephant and use it as the new school mascot after a rival principal procures a live bear. 2026-05-05 Uncle Joe has trouble trying to recover his winning raffle ticket from Kate, who is serving on a jury. 2026-05-05 Don hires a beautiful Japanese maid. 2026-05-05 Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin). 2026-05-05 D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after. 2026-05-05 Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house. 2026-05-05 Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird. 2026-05-05 Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they. 2026-05-05 Cissy must baby-sit when French wants to go away. 2026-05-05 The script for Danny's club routine is lost. 2026-05-05 A career woman (Esther Williams) considers marriage. 2026-05-05 Mischief reigns when Ernie's (Barry Livingston) left to take care of Dodie (Dawn Lyn). 2026-05-05 Uncle Charley is upset when he discovers his old shipmate has changed. 2026-05-05 Kim gets her own apartment but can't get rid of her mother. 2026-05-05 Lucy fills in as an usher at a famous theater in order to see a premiere. 2026-05-05 Lucy tries to re-unite Fred and Ethel after their fight, by inviting them both to dinner, without telling each of them that the other is invited. As they make up over dinner, Lucy and Ricky argue and Lucy pretends that she was run over by a bus. 2026-05-05 Ricky won't shave off his mustache for Lucy so she glues on a beard in retaliation, using liquid cement by mistake. When a movie producer visits and enjoys Lucy's veiled Arabian dance, she is stuck when he asks to see her face. 2026-05-05 Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance. 2026-05-05 When Lou decides to hire a female newscaster, he gives orders to find a "girl like Mary.". 2026-05-05 Howard and Marion hope to rekindle the old flame by journeying to the lodge where they spent their honeymoon. 2026-05-05 Laverne admits she doesn't know how to drive so Shirley offers to teach her. 2026-05-05 A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter. 2026-05-05 Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed. 2026-05-05 The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan. 2026-05-05 Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains. 2026-05-05 Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail. 2026-05-05 Mama goes to work for a travel agency. 2026-05-05 Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town. 2026-05-05 Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther. 2026-05-05 Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child. 2026-05-06 Archie objects to Mike's unmarried friends staying the night in the house. 2026-05-06 During Elka's city council debate, things heat up between Victoria and J.J. and Melanie and Donald. 2026-05-06 The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family. 2026-05-06 Rob is accused of being a Don Juan when he takes his wife's advice and stops treating Sally as one of the boys. 2026-05-06 Rob invites 44 fellow PTA members to his television show, but he forgets to get the tickets. 2026-05-06 One year after dumping her, Diane's intellectual former fiancé returns to reclaim her. 2026-05-06 Carla rejects a man interested in her romantically, convinced that he must have some fatal flaw. 2026-05-06 Louie puts a damper on the celebration when Bobby announces he has finally landed a TV series role. 2026-05-06 Felix persuades Oscar to use his influence to prevent a great college quarterback from being corrupted by pro football. 2026-05-06 Bob deals with an improbable paternity case and a phone-paging service that never pages him. 2026-05-06 Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus. 2026-05-06 Part 2/2. Ralph has to live up to Tommy's expectations during a Boy Scout competition. 2026-05-06 Three angry GIs tell Hall of Bilko's misconduct. 2026-05-06 Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid. 2026-05-06 Maynard believes in Santa Claus. 2026-05-06 Connie volunteers to jump from the school's roof into a firefighter's net for a civil defense demonstration. 2026-05-06 The Shady Rest dog becomes rich when a lawyer appears at the hotel to announce that it has inherited $200. 2026-05-06 Ann loses the only manuscript of Don's book. 2026-05-06 D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party. 2026-05-06 Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process. 2026-05-06 Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day. 2026-05-06 Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall. 2026-05-06 The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark. 2026-05-06 A Chinese restaurateur wants his bride to stay with the clan. 2026-05-06 Grandpa's attempt to stick to his diet is put to the ultimate test. 2026-05-06 Jeff trades his possessions to raise money. 2026-05-06 Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) have a tough time finding an apartment until they meet a landlady (Pat Carroll) who loves babies. 2026-05-06 Steve's cousin, Fergus McBain Douglas -- who looks just like him -- arrives from Scotland in search of a wife to take back with him. 2026-05-06 Lucy is appointed office manager in order to qualify Harry for a federal loan. 2026-05-06 Lucy gets a surprise when she thinks she has a date with Dean Martin's double. 2026-05-06 When Ricky tells Lucy to quit gossiping, she acts out -- rather than tells -- some gossip to Ethel about Betty and her husband, Jack. The boys bet the girls to see who can prevent themselves from gossiping the longest. 2026-05-06 Ricky and Fred can't believe how pampered their wives are. They think women have it easy in their day and age, and that Lucy and Ethel couldn't survive living at the turn of the century like their grandmothers. 2026-05-06 Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial. 2026-05-06 Ted insinuates that he is having a romance with Mary. 2026-05-06 Marion transforms Leather Tuscadero into a lovely young lady for a military ball. 2026-05-06 Laverne and Shirley work as volunteers in a hospital during their free time. 2026-05-06 A trainee aims to take Julie's job; two pretend to be strangers; a couple whose child has died befriends a young runaway. 2026-05-06 Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men. 2026-05-06 The Clampetts plan a trip to Washington to give the president their fortune to fight air pollution. 2026-05-06 The Clampetts travel to Washington to give the president their fortune to help fight pollution. 2026-05-06 Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance. 2026-05-06 Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau. 2026-05-06 Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness. 2026-05-06 Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day. 2026-05-06 Archie tries in vain to prevent a black family from moving into the neighborhood. 2026-05-07