KQSY-LD Archie circulates a petition to keep more black families from moving into the area. 2026-05-09 The Bunkers face a touchy and tragic situation when a visiting relative dies in their home. 2026-05-09 Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland. 2026-05-09 The women travel to Los Angeles to meet the creator of Victoria's new show; Elka tries to convince Zed Simms to move production to Cleveland. 2026-05-09 When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies. 2026-05-09 For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script. 2026-05-09 Diane is furious, when she sees that Sam and her old school chum find each other very attractive. 2026-05-09 Carla asks Sam to accompany her to her ex-husband's wedding ceremony to his blonde bimbo Loretta. 2026-05-09 Simka succumbs to the charms of the swinger Vic, one of Latka's multiple personalities. 2026-05-09 Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl. 2026-05-09 Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services. 2026-05-09 Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities. 2026-05-09 At Norton's urging, Ralph tries to use astrology as a means to get a raise. 2026-05-09 Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York. 2026-05-09 A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King. 2026-05-09 An insecure girl latches onto Dobie. 2026-05-09 With Madison High about be be razed for a freeway, Miss Brooks is hired by a private school. Not realizing Conklin will be the new principal at the same school, Connie tells him what a pompous windbag he is. 2026-05-09 Kate dreams that she and ALF are rival presidential candidates. Political commentator John McLaughlin makes an appearance. 2026-05-09 ALF befriends the Ochmoneks' belligerent nephew (Josh Blake). With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen. 2026-05-09 As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler. 2026-05-09 Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school. 2026-05-09 Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show. 2026-05-09 D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet. 2026-05-09 Humiliated Micky joins Weaklings Anonymous. 2026-05-09 A hillbilly family feud ensnares the boys. 2026-05-09 Visiting a center for holistic care for various animals. 2026-05-09 Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips. 2026-05-09 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-09 Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe. 2026-05-09 Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life. 2026-05-09 Host Fred Rodriguez brings you hunting and fishing from the South Texas area. 2026-05-09 A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house. 2026-05-09 Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house. 2026-05-09 When Mike takes the whole family with him on a business trip to Hawaii, they become involved with an ancient taboo. 2026-05-09 Bad luck continues when Jan re-discovers the ancient idol Bobby had discarded and gives it back to him. 2026-05-09 While returning an ancient idol to its resting place, the boys are menaced by an archaeologist (Vincent Price). 2026-05-09 Marcia panics at the thought of entering high school and signs up for every club on campus to make friends. 2026-05-09 An ape-man appears at the camp and makes off with food, supplies and Ginger. 2026-05-09 Gilligan turns into a live wire after he is struck by a flash of lightning. 2026-05-09 The Professor determines that a manned space capsule will pass over the island. 2026-05-09 Gilligan and the Skipper discover a totem pole topped by a carved head that looks exactly like Gilligan. 2026-05-09 When Gomer sings an Italian love song to his buddy's sister, her mother interprets it as a proposal. 2026-05-09 Gomer tries to arrange a date between the sergeant and his cousin, Bridey Pyle. 2026-05-09 Gomer befriends the lonely daughter of a visiting colonel and almost ruins the colonel's party. 2026-05-09 Carter becomes the star of a television documentary about the Marine Corps. 2026-05-09 Granny takes a sleeping potion and has a nightmare in which Elly marries a frog. 2026-05-09 Granny battles to keep her family out of the swimming pool, convinced they'll turn into frogs if they get wet. 2026-05-09 Frogman Templeton unsuccessfully tries to convince Granny that man's future lies on the ocean floor. 2026-05-10 Granny sends back home to the hills for Shorty to help break up Elly's romance with Mark Templeton. 2026-05-10 While Harry is away, the replacement judge offers Dan a bribe. 2026-05-10 A replacement judge (Ann Turkel) jails Christine on contempt charges. 2026-05-10 A minor earthquake leaves Dan, Roz and two sumo wrestlers trapped in an elevator. 2026-05-10 While Harry (Harry Anderson) is attempting to help a South Pacific princess avoid an arranged marriage, her brother pursues Christine (Markie Post). Jeanne Mori guest stars. 2026-05-10 Sam questions Norm's abilities when he hires him as an accountant. 2026-05-10 Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them. 2026-05-10 Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron. 2026-05-10 When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true. 2026-05-10