KLBB-LD Fallen ill, a couple seeks shelter with Lucas. 2026-08-06 Lucas and Mark travel across the desert, returning from a trip to lay in a supply of salt. 2026-08-06 A sergeant looking to kill two deserters drags a fresh young lieutenant along on his vendetta and mistakes Chris for one of his targets. 2026-08-06 Strange seizures result from bad moonshine; a man with an injured back is trapped in his waterbed; a tiger assaults a used-car dealer. 2026-08-06 Hogan must disarm a delayed-action bomb in the center of Stalag 13. 2026-08-06 Tired of the GI diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye calls Chicago for an order of ribs. 2026-08-06 Hawkeye records a letter to his father detailing his day in the OR with a mad Turk, a missing corpse and a gun-happy officer. 2026-08-06 While a search goes on for a dog that bit Radar, Hawkeye defies Frank to take care of a case of hysterical paralysis. 2026-08-06 Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek. 2026-08-07 Gomer enlists and joins the Marines to test himself as a man, with Andy driving him to the base for his first day at boot camp. When Andy learns that the sergeant plans to get Gomer home, he tries to prevent Gomer from getting kicked out. 2026-08-07 Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon. 2026-08-07 Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital. 2026-08-07 Sophia visits Brooklyn, N.Y., for her anniversary, hoping to confront the ghost of her dead husband. 2026-08-07 Blanche must have a pacemaker implanted and worries that it will affect her sex life. 2026-08-07 Guests include Andy Griffith and Merv Griffin. 2026-08-07 An attorney unveils the murderer of a wealthy electronics man and restores the freedom of a young girl. 2026-08-07 When a young man steps out of his coffin at his own funeral the townsfolk grow to suspect that the devil has assumed the man's body. 2026-08-07 A man who's fed up with his invalid wife's incessant nagging plans her funeral and prepays for a stylish coffin. 2026-08-07 A woman (Madeleine Sherwood) plots her husband's (James Best) death when she discovers he has been unfaithful. With Diana Van Der Vlis and Joe Flynn. 2026-08-07 Peggy gets apprehended when mistaken for an informant. 2026-08-07 An escaped mental patient bent on vengeance stalks Cannon during the investigator's vacation at a mountain lake. 2026-08-07 Barnaby seeks to foil a con man (Bradford Dillman) who impersonates wealthy men and weds rich women. 2026-08-07 Friday and Gannon question a suspect in a bunco-forgery scheme involving credit cards. 2026-08-07 Friday is nearly forced out of night school when he makes an on-campus arrest of a classmate. 2026-08-07 The officers tangle with a bow-and-arrow-wielding Indian and with an armed and wounded robber. 2026-08-07 A shooting spree, a bar brawl and a dead husband occupy officers. 2026-08-07 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-08-07 When Wally gets a sore throat, Beaver pretends he is also sick. 2026-08-07 Beaver can't throw away his old teddy bear. 2026-08-07 A Cockney merchant seaman (Raymond Burr in a dual role) becomes involved in a plot to discredit Perry; guest Arlene Martel. 2026-08-07 Ben uses evidence in an altered photo to uncover a murder plot designed to conceal a counterfeiting operation. 2026-08-07 Three desperate women in dire financial straits rob tour buses at gunpoint; guest Eugene Roche. 2026-08-07 Grandma is visited by a former suitor (Arthur Space); Jim-Bob starts a business with Yancy to produce fuel from alcohol. 2026-08-07 A former lawman saves Matt's life then agrees to take his place while the marshal's wounds heal. 2026-08-07 A poor Southern colonel and his granddaughter (Julie Parrish) unknowingly involve the Cartwrights in a horse-racing scheme. 2026-08-07 Lucas agrees to ride shotgun on the North Fork stage. 2026-08-07 Outlaws threaten to kill Micah unless their leader is freed. 2026-08-07 Chris and Duke try to rush a group to California despite inclement weather; Duke injures his foot, forcing him off the trail and into a cabin to heal up. 2026-08-07 Firefighters and paramedics respond when a light plane crashes into an apartment house; a man goes into cardiac arrest four times. 2026-08-07 Hogan must photograph and then destroy a German radio-controlled tank. 2026-08-07 Radar helps out a lamb meant for a Greek festival; Frank is cheated out of an opportunity to persecute a young soldier. 2026-08-07 Frank is driven by his jealousy of Trapper into proposing to Hot Lips. 2026-08-07 A lecture, a Shirley Temple movie and a picnic are among the activities scheduled for the 4077th. 2026-08-07 Opie has a crush on his teacher, who is also Andy's girlfriend. 2026-08-08