WOCV-CD Squiggy is jealous of Lenny's relationship with an attractive woman. 2026-08-10 April fears she will not pass a citizenship test; a man (Michael J. Fox) dislikes a crew member; a woman plots to snare a bachelor. 2026-08-10 Vicki meets a young passenger with a drug problem; Gopher's uncle (Red Buttons) falls in love; a man enters into a competitive romance. 2026-08-10 When Granny spies a group of movie actors dressed as Union soldiers, she prepares to go to war with them. 2026-08-10 Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War movie are the real thing. 2026-08-10 Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box. 2026-08-10 A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family. 2026-08-10 Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day. 2026-08-10 Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes. 2026-08-10 When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles. 2026-08-11 The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money. 2026-08-11 Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair. 2026-08-11 Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing. 2026-08-11 Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing. 2026-08-11 The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in. 2026-08-11 Carla's offspring are guinea pigs for Rebecca and Sam; Cliff attempts to videotape Woody and Kelly. 2026-08-11 Carla fears that Boston Celtics forward Kevin McHale is turning into one of the bar bunch; Lilith gets a new hairdo. 2026-08-11 A couple of cabbies quickly claim responsibility when Elaine begins receiving mysterious love messages from a secret admirer. 2026-08-11 Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is. 2026-08-11 After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office. 2026-08-11 Max has to fight his way to the altar to be on time for his wedding. 2026-08-11 Ralph tests a hair-growing formula on his boss. 2026-08-11 Bilko introduces Army intellectuals to the world of gambling. 2026-08-11 Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol. 2026-08-11 A paroled bookie returns to his old ways. 2026-08-11 Connie joins the faculty band to be close to the conductor Mr. Boynton. 2026-08-11 Confusion reigns when the Nelsons buy two new chairs for the living room. 2026-08-11 Ann is trapped during a weekend alone in Brewster. 2026-08-11 Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life. 2026-08-11 Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael). 2026-08-11 A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house. 2026-08-11 Jesse and Joey go on a camping trip, leaving Danny behind to run the house. 2026-08-11 Alice decides the Bradys no longer need her and prepares to leave. 2026-08-11 Bill plays detective after he discovers thefts on a construction site. 2026-08-11 Danny attempts to promote the talents of a teenage singer (Brenda Lee), but later realizes her education is more important. 2026-08-11 Mary convinces a theater group to let Donna direct. 2026-08-11 Mike announces he has found true love. 2026-08-11 Chip and his pal Ernie go treasure hunting. 2026-08-11 Lucy's date for a swanky party turns out to be a jewel thief. 2026-08-11 Lucy finds a way to pay for the volunteer fire department's uniforms. 2026-08-11 Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her. 2026-08-11 After Ricky cuts off her allowance, Lucy goes on the radio show "Females Are Fabulous" to earn money; in order to win the money, she has to make Ricky believe she's been married before. 2026-08-11 Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope. 2026-08-11 Rhoda returns from a vacation in New York and announces her decision to move there. 2026-08-11 Chachi decides to give up his dreams of rock stardom and take a more practical job. 2026-08-11 Carmine auditions to play a boxer in a movie after Rhonda convinces her she is right for the part. 2026-08-11 An actress (Mary Martin) rekindles romance; a shy man (Ben Murphy) copes with a jealous love; a father-in-law (Milton Berle) meddles. 2026-08-11 A landlady plans to sue a tenant; a professor meets his replacement; a magician's daughter falls in love. 2026-08-11 Granny thinks she has captured Gen. Grant and sets out to woo him by donning a bathing suit. 2026-08-11 Jethro can't get a part in a television series, but Elly's pet ape wins a starring role. 2026-08-11 A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba. 2026-08-11 When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice. 2026-08-11 Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading. 2026-08-11 Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens. 2026-08-11 A game of Scrabble causes a huge fight between Gloria and Mike, forcing Mike to spend the night with Archie. 2026-08-12