KFFV-DT A lonely elderly cowboy (Keenan Wynn) seeks attention by faking injuries; hospital inspectors arrive a day early at Rampart General. 2026-08-11 Klink and Hogan wind up in Paris -- Klink for fun, Hogan for business. 2026-08-11 Hawkeye and Hot Lips gain a new respect for each other after working at an aid station under heavy fire. 2026-08-11 Hawkeye and Trapper help one soldier join his pregnant wife and try to stop another from marrying a business girl. 2026-08-11 The camp prepares for a visit from Gen. Douglas MacArthur. 2026-08-11 Ernest T. Bass returns to Mayberry to get his diploma and falls in love with Helen, the town's elementary school teacher and Andy's girlfriend. 2026-08-11 Aunt Bee's former beau, Roger Hanover, pays her a visit and begins courting her again. Andy and Opie soon become annoyed at Roger's bad jokes and gags. 2026-08-11 Ray is worried when Debra asks him to take the kids out more so she can have time to herself. 2026-08-11 While crabby Robert convalesces at his parents' home after a close encounter with a bull, Debra searches for the cause of his mean-spirited behavior. 2026-08-11 An FBI agent investigates the girls ahead of a possible visit from President Bush, which leads them to reminisce about their experiences together. 2026-08-11 The girls continue to reminisce about their experiences together; an FBI agent announces that President Bush will be visiting their home; Dorothy readies a list of points to make to the president. 2026-08-11 Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin. 2026-08-11 A man who has been declared legally dead seeks Perry's help in a child-custody fight. 2026-08-11 Old Ben has the strange power to change himself into anything, or anyone, he wants. 2026-08-11 While searching his visiting uncle's luggage, a 6-year-old discovers a loaded pistol and thinks it is a toy. 2026-08-11 After acquiring an unusual monkey for his act during a state of intoxication, a carnival worker comes to regret his purchase. 2026-08-11 Mannix is threatened and framed. 2026-08-11 To save a Catholic bishop (Richard Kiley), Cannon must pose as a hired assassin and infiltrate a crime mob. 2026-08-11 A professor's auto-accident death reveals two women competing for a con man's (Robert Foxworth) affections. 2026-08-11 Friday and Gannon investigate a safecracker who robs for sport. 2026-08-11 Friday and Gannon investigate a series of crimes, including two homicides and an armed robbery. 2026-08-11 Reed's overanxious attempt at a tan complicates the day for him and his partner. 2026-08-11 On temporary duty at the Los Angeles airport, the officers deal with a runaway boy and a theft. 2026-08-11 Bill and Toony are headed to Italy! 2026-08-11 Beaver leaves home after his friend Larry drills a hole through the garage wall. 2026-08-11 Beaver has a fight with a friend who is supposed to stay overnight. 2026-08-11 A retired general heading a local commission is charged with the murder of the community crime boss; guest Brian Donlevy. 2026-08-11 "Retired" Ben returns from fishing to find a young immigrant farmhand dead and a town unfriendly to questions. 2026-08-11 The $1 million reward offered for five missing figurines leads to robbery and murder; guest Don Knight. 2026-08-11 A new minister joins the community at Walton's Mountain; Elizabeth helps him settle in, and begins to fall for him; Erin helps the Baldwin sisters with their memoirs. 2026-08-11 An elderly trailblazer sets out to track down the slayer of a woman who had befriended him. 2026-08-11 A lynch mob chases Little Joe and the Mormon family, including a pregnant woman, across the desert; guest Vincent Beck. 2026-08-11 A buffalo hunter tries to force Lucas into a gunfight. 2026-08-11 Land-hungry brothers threaten a spinster's fiancé. 2026-08-11 An ousted medicine man predicts the future of a wagon train passenger. 2026-08-11 Various crises faced by animal-control officers (Mark Harmon, Albert Popwell) bring them to Rampart General; guest David Huddleston. 2026-08-12 Hogan befuddles the Gestapo as he continues his efforts to liberate an Allied agent. 2026-08-12 Payday brings a windfall to Hawkeye, a bribe to Henry, a pearl necklace to Hot Lips and a vanished poker pot to Trapper. 2026-08-12 Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information. 2026-08-12 When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command. 2026-08-12 Barney tries to train Blue, a bloodhound, to track criminals. His plan backfires when he leads Blue to a criminal and the dog starts obeying him instead of Barney. 2026-08-12 Barney and Thelma Lou have an argument. When Andy tries to console Barney, it leads to a parade of other arguments among Andy, Barney, Thelma Lou and Helen. 2026-08-12 Ray pushes Debra over the edge when he suggests that a pill could alleviate all of her PMS moodiness. 2026-08-12 Still reeling after his encounter with a bull, Robert loses his nerve on his first day back with the police force and decides to quit his job to begin a new career in telemarketing. 2026-08-12 Blanche's pregnant daughter, Rebecca, pales at the thought of childbirth. 2026-08-12 Rose, who was adopted, meets her biological father while Sophia is in the hospital. 2026-08-12 Guests include Lucille Ball and George Carlin. 2026-08-12 A client tries to make Perry a suspect in her husband's murder; guest Patricia Barry. 2026-08-12 A couple is awakened in the middle of the night by the cries of their six-year-old daughter who has fallen through a mysterious door into another dimension. 2026-08-12 Two crooks rob a bank messenger and escape with $18,000, only to learn there was a witness to their crime. 2026-08-12 A lonely wife's (Anne Francis) attempt to make her husband (Edmund Hashim) jealous unwittingly helps the police. 2026-08-12 Mobsters are convinced that Mannix arranged a theft of money from their courier. 2026-08-12 An unofficial probe conducted by Cannon's friend (Ford Rainey), a retired police officer, makes both him and Cannon targets for hit men. 2026-08-12 A woman (Jessica Walter) becomes involved in her husband's embezzlement scheme. 2026-08-12 The national problem of LSD use among teenagers is investigated. 2026-08-12 Friday and Gannon must prevent 400 pounds of dynamite from detonating. 2026-08-12 The officers initiate an investigation into medical fraud. 2026-08-12 The officers become suspicious when the same witness turns up at two traffic accidents. 2026-08-12 Old school photography is back! So Bill starts a photomat. 2026-08-12 The next-door neighbors hire the boys to take care of the yard and cat while they are away. 2026-08-12 The deadline approaches for the poem Beaver promised for the school paper. 2026-08-12 A witness of a columnist's murder refuses to testify; guests Cloris Leachman, Gary Collins. 2026-08-12 Frugal Ben hires a hitchhiker (Randy Travis) to paint his home; Michelle and an insurance adjuster pursue an ad producer's murderer. 2026-08-12 A surrealistic painting holds clues to solving a psychiatrist's murder; guests Richard Hatch, Gretchen Corbett. 2026-08-12 Ben decides to take advantage of a wartime increase in traffic by opening an auto court; Yancy studies barbering through the mail. 2026-08-12 A bushwhacked Matt will die or become paralyzed unless a bullet is removed. 2026-08-12 Hoss falls in love with a beautiful stranger (Geraldine Brooks) and proposes, despite his family's objections. 2026-08-12 Two tough private detectives appear in North Fork looking for a boy. 2026-08-12 Two unhappy heirs threaten a young widow. 2026-08-12 Flint leads a fragment of the wagon train on a dangerous route through a swamp that supposedly contains mysterious creatures. 2026-08-12 Gage begins a rocky affair with a stewardess (Gretchen Corbett) who asked his and DeSoto's help with an in-flight heart-attack victim. 2026-08-13