WLJC-DT 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-14 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-08-14 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-08-14 Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co 2026-08-14 Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions. 2026-08-14 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-08-14 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-08-14 George's former sister-in-law dies, leaving George in charge of her 20-year-old daughter and her very large inheritance. 2026-08-14 George tries to teach his niece, whose multimillion-dollar inheritance he controls, a lesson in the value of hard work by putting her to work at the factory. Meanwhile, Angie books her first new-age wedding. 2026-08-14 Dan prepares to return to California while Roseanne tries to assess where their marriage is headed; D.J. meets his soul mate. 2026-08-14 Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room. 2026-08-14 Fran (Fran Drescher), suffering from intense mood swings, becomes convinced that Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) is having an affair. With Lauren Lane. 2026-08-14 Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits. 2026-08-14 Maxwell throws Fran an anniversary party; Niles proposes marriage to C.C.; the Sheffields prepare for the birth of their twins; Fran's father visits. 2026-08-14 A cosmetics saleswoman from Queens (Fran Drescher) is hired to care for the children of a widowed, upscale Broadway producer (Charles Shaughnessy). 2026-08-14 Bob and Abishola decide her mother has officially overstayed her welcome; when Abishola and Kemi hatch a plan to have a spirit speak to Ebunoluwa from beyond the grave, Abishola gets more information about her mother than she bargained for. 2026-08-14 Abishola doesn't appreciate it when Bob gives her unsolicited parenting advice about her "unhappy son.". 2026-08-14 Kills 99% of Bacteria, Viruses, and Germs with Steam! 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Call for a FREE quote & installation. 2026-08-14 After years of taking care of a disabled brother, a man yearns to start a life for himself; with Michael Landon and Victor French. 2026-08-14 2026-08-14 Andrew Wommack reveals how God's blessing impacts every area of life—physically, financially, relationally. 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-14 Musician Steve Hightower becomes an inner-city music teacher. 2026-08-14 When Bullethead (William Lee Scott) gets arrested, Steve (Steve Harvey) finds out that being a teacher doesn't end at 5 p.m. 2026-08-14 Mark (Mark Curry) looks like the bad guy when he rebuffs advances by Vanessa's friend (Dawn McMillan). 2026-08-14 Mark (Mark Curry) unwillingly takes Nicole (Raven-Symoné) to the movies, only to find that she has invited several friends. 2026-08-14 Fran lands the lead in an off-Broadway production of "Romeo and Juliet" and Maxwell is forced to care for the children. 2026-08-14 Fran (Fran Drescher) poses as Maxwell's (Charles Shaughnessy) business partner to convince a millionaire (Wallace Shawn) to invest in his play. 2026-08-14 When Dan's father (Ned Beatty) misses an alimony payment, he and Roseanne argue about covering it. 2026-08-14 Roseanne tries to help Dan see the kindness in the lies his father (Ned Beatty) is telling about his mother. 2026-08-14 D.J. has serious ethical questions for his mother after Roseanne takes delivery of too many stoves for the diner. 2026-08-14 Roseanne and Dan are amazed to hear how Bev (Estelle Parsons) broke her pelvis at the retirement home. 2026-08-14 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-08-14 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-08-14 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-08-14 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-08-14 Al moonlights as a topless bartender to pay the medical bills when Seven sneezes and Peg assumes the worst. 2026-08-14 Peg tries everything she can think of to renew Al's interest in romance. 2026-08-14 In an attempt to get a date, Bud founds his own community college fraternity. 2026-08-14 Faced with having to pay a tax increase on his beer, Al registers to vote. 2026-08-14 When Al can't pay the bills, he convinces Kelly to get a job in a diner. 2026-08-14 Al poses as a former rock star to gain entrance to a first-class airport lounge. 2026-08-14 2026-08-14 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 Paid programming. 2026-08-15 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-08-15 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-08-15 Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 2026-08-15 Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. 2026-08-15 Angie's scam-artist brother, Ray (Andy Garcia), reappears after a long absence, looking to make amends with his estranged daughter, Veronica, and the Lopez family. 2026-08-15 George helps Ernie lose weight, so Mel Powers will not fire him. 2026-08-15 Florus is dismayed to find out that the real purpose of the guys-only hunting trip Jeff arranged is to play cards and eat junk food. 2026-08-15 Jeff and Karen (Jeff Foxworthy, Ann Cusack) grow concerned when Matt's teacher (guest star Christine Rose) reports problems at school. With Haley Joel Osment. 2026-08-15