K09PL-D As the war ends, Hawkeye has a nervous breakdown; Charles is dismayed when Margaret helps him get a position in Boston; B.J. tries to leave early; Father Mulcahy has a hearing loss; Klinger proposes to Soon Lee. 2026-11-12 Blanche robs the cradle to convince Jason, her new lover, how young she is. 2026-11-12 A suspicious Rose asks neighbor Barbara Weston to investigate her new boyfriend, at the same time that Miles returns to her life. 2026-11-12 The comedy duo of Stiller and Meara guest star; they show off a bit of their act and join in the sketch comedy fun with the gang; Carol as the oblivious do-gooder, "Mary Worthless.". 2026-11-12 A man involved in shipping arms to the Far East winds up dead; guests James Shigeta, Bobby Troup. 2026-11-12 A businessman inexplicably finds his office has become a set for a movie in which he is a character. 2026-11-12 A woman (Jan Sterling) has problems staying away from the racetrack, and it threatens her marriage. With Karl Swenson. 2026-11-12 A couple begins their nightly argument when they are suddenly interrupted by a wanted murderer who keeps them hostage. 2026-11-12 A police lieutenant (Robert Reed) slaps a murder charge on an attorney who claims he wasn't at the scene of the crime. 2026-11-12 A harassment campaign is directed at a doctor (Vera Miles) engaged in a medical research project at a state prison. 2026-11-12 An art collector's death disrupts the forgery plans of his wife (Donna Mills) and her lover. 2026-11-12 The trail of a runaway leads to a thriving pornographic movie business. 2026-11-12 A woman and her son-in-law agree to keep the Gypsy community under control if Friday will give them some illegal help. 2026-11-12 One policeman's life is presented in dramatic documentary style. 2026-11-12 Klink persuades a baroness to romance Hogan; Klink wants secrets. 2026-11-12 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-11-12 Beaver and his friends make a long-distance call to a baseball player. 2026-11-12 Wally and Beaver learn a lesson in economics when they invest in the stock market. 2026-11-12 A child custody case turns deadly after a stack of gambling IOUs is used against Perry's client. 2026-11-12 Ben agrees to handle the divorce of his friends Clara and Duncan Farmington; a man collecting for charity sues after falling off Ben's porch steps. 2026-11-12 McGarrett gets involved when an influential father objects to his 16-year-old daughter's romance with a poor boy. 2026-11-12 The Waltons welcome a visiting preacher (John Ritter) and his mentor (Collin Wilcox-Horne), a fiery missionary. 2026-11-12 A farmer (Harry Morgan) decides it's time for his sons to marry the women they brought back from Dodge City. 2026-11-12 Candy is accused of killing a rancher, and his defense relies on the eyewitness testimony of an Indian horse thief. 2026-11-12 Fallen ill, a couple seeks shelter with Lucas. 2026-11-12 Lucas and Mark travel across the desert, returning from a trip to lay in a supply of salt. 2026-11-12 Flint is sent in search of a gang of robbers who have stolen the wagon train money and deeds to land in California. 2026-11-12 Gage resents media attention given to a paramedic (Gary Crosby) from another squad; Brackett clashes with a tycoon over a diagnosis. 2026-11-12 Hawkeye tangles with a tough Army colonel; B.J. helps a GI who has received a Dear John letter. 2026-11-12 When Frank gets a fever, he makes out a will leaving all his money to his wife and all his clothes to Hot Lips. 2026-11-12 Hawkeye and B.J. suspect Frank of stealing a wounded colonel's antique gun. 2026-11-13 Mail call brings a "Dear John" letter from Frank's wife and news that Col. Potter is going to become a grandfather. 2026-11-13 A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners. 2026-11-13 Andy and Barney fall for the charms of a female prisoner who threatens to crumble the security of the Mayberry jail. 2026-11-13 Frank and Marie hold a yard sale that has Debra and Ray thinking different things about enlarging their family. 2026-11-13 Ray and Debra turn the tables on his intrusive parents when termites force them and the kids to move in with Frank and Marie. 2026-11-13 Long ago antics by Sophia come to light when Dorothy's high-school prom date appears. 2026-11-13 Hoping for a reconciliation, Stan buys a date with Dorothy at a charity auction. 2026-11-13 Tim Conway plays The Oldest Galley Slave, an ad exec paying a visit on actress Nora Desmond, and a lawyer who happens to be a rabbit. 2026-11-13 Both a blackmailing private eye and his accomplice are murdered. 2026-11-13 Sam Kittredge accidentally discovers that his prospective son-in-law fought in the Civil War. 2026-11-13 A soldier (Jacques Bergerac) returning home with a crippled comrade (Marcel Dalio) falls in love with a beautiful girl. 2026-11-13 A woman (Jeanette Nolan) questions a man's (Robert Emhardt) motive for wanting to purchase her house. 2026-11-13 Mannix tries to mend severed ties with his estranged father. Guest: Vera Miles. 2026-11-13 The life of a safecracker trying to stay within the law is threatened if he fails to cooperate in a $1 million theft. 2026-11-13 A coach seeks to avert a scandal after an Olympic swimming hopeful dies mysteriously; guest Pat Hingle. 2026-11-13 After a child is injured, Friday and Gannon discover the parents to be child abusers. 2026-11-13 Friday and Gannon break up an extortion plot and reveal a new scientific crime device. 2026-11-13 The officers flirt with death in skirmishes with a dangerous shakedown artist. 2026-11-13 Hogan hopes to be able to use Gen. Burkhalter's sister in his plan to blow up a train. 2026-11-13 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-11-13 Wally receives permission to stay home during his family's annual vacation. 2026-11-13 Wally forgets his wallet on a dinner date. 2026-11-13 A jealous suitor indulges in vindictive harassment until he is killed; guests Mala Powers, Nancy Kulp, Ellen Corby. 2026-11-13 A music student who lost a scholarship competition is thought to have committed suicide, but Ben proves murder. 2026-11-13 A murder investigation leads Five-0 to the proud matriarch (Eleanor Parker) of an influential island family; guest Cal Bellini. 2026-11-13 An injured runaway betrays the Waltons' trust; Elizabeth accuses her father of not helping care for an ailing raccoon. 2026-11-13 Matt is sentenced to life imprisonment and hard labor for shooting a fugitive. 2026-11-13 A stubborn British widow hires Candy as an escort, then foils his attempts to retrieve her valuables from thieves. 2026-11-13 Lucas agrees to ride shotgun on the North Fork stage. 2026-11-13 Outlaws threaten to kill Micah unless their leader is freed. 2026-11-13 A man who has spent years running from his painful past is finally forced to face the fears that haunt him. 2026-11-13 The paramedics and hospital staff deal with a stubborn elderly woman (Jeanette Nolan), a parachutist in a tree and other odd cases. 2026-11-13 Radar tries to get some tomato juice for Col. Potter and winds up involving the general of Corps Headquarters. 2026-11-13 Radar writes home to his mother while Hawkeye carries on foot inspection and Col. Potter gets shot in the backside. 2026-11-13 Hawkeye and B.J.'s efforts to be nice to Frank backfire when they invite him to join their poker game, and he cleans them out. 2026-11-14