WJLP-DT The roommates reminisce about the adventures they have shared. 2026-04-06 Dorothy becomes romantically interested in Frank Leahy, a fellow teacher whom she later discovers is a priest. 2026-04-06 Angela Petrillo pays a return visit to Miami, making her sister's life miserable. 2026-04-06 After attending a sorority reunion, Blanche considers having a face lift. 2026-04-06 Ray decides to imitate his father by going to church every week, until he realizes why it is he never misses a sermon. 2026-04-06 Ray cancels his plans with Robert, but later feels guilty when Robert is injured and lands in the hospital. 2026-04-06 Archie objects to Mike's unmarried friends staying the night in the house. 2026-04-06 Archie tries in vain to prevent a black family from moving into the neighborhood. 2026-04-06 Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs. 2026-04-06 Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check. 2026-04-06 Ralph tries to pass himself off as the head of the bus company when he meets an out-of-town friend. 2026-04-06 The Kramdens and the Nortons discover that television, instead of killing conversation, stimulates it. 2026-04-06 To free an undercover agent, the IMF must convince a mob boss (Robert Goulet) his late wife had an affair with a rival. 2026-04-06 A psychiatrist (Melvyn Douglas) summons Gerard to help program a computer to plan Kimble's capture. 2026-04-06 A frightened woman hires Harry to find her daughter (Maureen McCormick), a pregnant drug addict who blames herself for her lover's death. 2026-04-06 Friday works under cover in a drive to break up a gambling ring. 2026-04-06 A swindling magazine-subscription salesman uses an authentic Congressional Medal of Honor for his credentials. 2026-04-06 A meter-reader, an artist, an irate father and a drunk occupy officers. 2026-04-06 A spilled bottle of perfume in their car signals a bad day for the officers. 2026-04-06 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-04-06 Wally decides to start shaving. 2026-04-06 The boys plan to go to the carnival on the day their aunt is to visit. 2026-04-06 Perry's sculptor friend is charged with murdering a Greek immigrant woman; guests George Kennedy, John Anderson. 2026-04-06 Ben must defend an old friend when a former law school classmate, who was the accused's business partner, is murdered. 2026-04-06 A baseball player's son is too frightened to tell anyone about a murder he saw in a ballpark; guest Pernell Roberts. 2026-04-06 John-Boy's story, if published, may devastate Emily Baldwin; Grandpa's raffle prize is a statue of a woman. 2026-04-06 Amos and William Cole return to Dodge City seeking the man who shot their father in the Long Branch Saloon 12 years before. 2026-04-06 Little Joe is among five suspects after a fellow stagecoach passenger is murdered for the $5,000 he carried. 2026-04-06 Lucas has in-law trouble when his late wife's brother arrives in town. 2026-04-06 Mark is kidnapped by a man who blames Lucas for his own son's death. 2026-04-06 An Indian chief's son is injured trying to attack the train. 2026-04-06 The rest of the squad is resentful when Brice becomes the center of press and television attention during a series of rescue calls. 2026-04-06 The men steal a Luftwaffe code book but cannot get the information to London. 2026-04-06 Hawkeye and Trapper, with an assist from Radar, make up a fictitious captain in order to donate his salary to an orphanage. 2026-04-06 The doctors conspire to retire a gung-ho colonel whose military exploits are making the hospital busier than usual. 2026-04-06 Frank throws his back out and applies for a Purple Heart, while Hawkeye mourns the loss of a friend and sends an underage soldier home. 2026-04-06 Barney sees Andy and Helen sneaking a kiss in the jewelry store and tells everyone they are engaged. Aunt Bee redecorates Andy's room to make it more appropriate for a bride and throws a surprise party for them. 2026-04-07 Thelma Lou uses Gomer and flirts with him to make Barney jealous after he says that he has her in his hip pocket. Things escalate when she slips and kisses Gomer on the cheek. 2026-04-07 On their 10th anniversary, Debra discovers that Ray taped over their wedding video with a Super Bowl game. 2026-04-07 Ray pays a high price for a Hackidu card when the owner of a comic-book store gives him a hard time. 2026-04-07 One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible. 2026-04-07 Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards. 2026-04-07 Skits: "Mother of the Bride," "The Perfect Crime," "Stradivarius.". 2026-04-07 A scheme to control millions involves a wife's revenge and the theft of $112,000; guest Charles Aidman. 2026-04-07 An assassin plots a unique death for a defector (Martin Landau). 2026-04-07 A publisher (John Williams), intrigued by an unpublished murder mystery, visits the author (Patricia Collinge). 2026-04-07 A mystery writer with an overactive imagination conjures up murderous thoughts about her new neighbors. 2026-04-07 A psychic has recurring dreams of Mannix's death after she sees his picture in the newspaper; guest Kim Hunter. 2026-04-07 A retired general's (Morgan Woodward) son (Dean Stockwell) becomes a hero to his father after being accused of killing a terrorist leader. 2026-04-07 J.R. falls for a female theft suspect, jeopardizing his assignment to trap her. 2026-04-07 Friday and Gannon investigate the death of a Japanese-born widow. 2026-04-07 A gang of juvenile shoplifters steals the oddest things until Friday and Gannon discover the reason why. 2026-04-07 Officer Reed walks into a bank during a robbery and is taken hostage. 2026-04-07 While on patrol, a call comes in from a woman who is sure she hears the roar of a lion in her neighborhood. They then pursue a suspect in a holdup, and Malloy is the focus of an article written by his partner. 2026-04-07 Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry. 2026-04-07 Beaver goes to the dentist for his first filling. 2026-04-07 An heirloom ring gets stuck on Beaver's finger. 2026-04-07 The author of a lurid expose is murdered, changing an invasion-of-privacy case to homicide; guest Frank Aletter. 2026-04-07 Ben defends a dance instructor charged in the murder of a wealthy, jealous matron who cut off his money. 2026-04-07 A baseball player's son is too frightened to tell anyone about a murder he saw in a ballpark; guest Pernell Roberts. 2026-04-07 Ben's plans to win the heart of a special girl backfires, and sends her into the arms of Jason. 2026-04-07 A wealthy rancher has three drifters trampled by his horsemen. 2026-04-07 A feisty man, enamored of a saloon girl, gets involved in a bank robbery. 2026-04-07 An Italian count arrives in North Fork and challenges the town bully to a duel. 2026-04-07 A new bank in North Fork is in danger of being robbed. 2026-04-07 A school teacher tags along behind the train on his way to San Francisco. 2026-04-07 A series of rescue calls interrupts Gage's efforts to create his own version of a popular television game show; guest James McEachin. 2026-04-07 Hogan aids a Russian spy to keep the Nazis from finding a radio station. 2026-04-07 Hawkeye writes to his father detailing Radar's attempts at passing an exam and a sudden cooling of affections between Frank and Margaret. 2026-04-07 During a cold snap, a pair of long johns sent to Hawkeye from home becomes a much-sought-after commodity. 2026-04-07 While settling down to listen to the Army-Navy game, the 4077th is bombarded and left with an unexploded bomb to defuse. 2026-04-07 Andy, Barney, and Gomer take Opie and a couple of his friends on a camping trip. When Opie leaves early in the morning to pick berries, Barney and Gomer go looking for him but end up getting lost in the woods. 2026-04-08