WOPI-CD Doug feels so guilty about putting down Arthur that he gives him one of his Mets tickets; Doug gets arrested trying to catch a foul ball. 2026-08-06 Doug gets upset with Carrie after his big-screen TV set is stolen because she accidentally left the garage door open. 2026-08-06 Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected. 2026-08-06 In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner. 2026-08-06 Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 2026-08-06 The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 2026-08-06 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-08-06 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-08-06 Wedding singers (Robert Rodriguez and Chingon, and William Hung) audition when George comes up with a plan for Angie's dream wedding. 2026-08-06 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-08-06 When Roseanne confronts Dan about his blue mood, he admits he feels remorse over his relationship with his mother. 2026-08-06 A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sweeps Jackie off her feet and whisks the entire Conner family to New York on his private jet. 2026-08-06 Maxwell's father (Robert Vaughn) leaves his entire fortune to his secret love child, Concepción (Maria Conchita Alonso). With Fran Drescher and Charles Shaughnessy. 2026-08-06 Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) tells Fran (Fran Drescher) that she must sign a prenuptial agreement or the wedding will be canceled. Whoopi Goldberg and Ray Charles guest star. 2026-08-06 Maxwell learns his brother once proposed to Fran; Fran finds out about Maxwell's fling with Marla Maples. 2026-08-06 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-08-06 When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor. 2026-08-06 Bob hires Abishola to take care of Dottie in his home while she recovers; Dottie has a hard time dealing with her limitations and takes it out on Abishola. 2026-08-06 Paid programming. 2026-08-06 Paid programming. 2026-08-06 Jonathan gives a famous journalist, jailed in South America, the opportunity to enter his wife's dream. 2026-08-06 Jonathan and Mark (Michael Landon, Victor French) help a former dancer (Mokihana) overcome her bitterness at being disabled. 2026-08-06 Holly passes Malcolm off as her boyfriend when her parents come for a visit. 2026-08-06 Eddie takes karate lessons from a kung fu master to prepare for a duel. 2026-08-06 Lovita convinces Steve to give Regina a key to his apartment instead of jewelry, but Regina is unimpressed with the gesture. 2026-08-06 Steve explains his reasons for excluding Regina from a dinner party with his parents in an e-mail that inadvertently gets sent to her. 2026-08-06 While eavesdropping, Mark (Mark Curry) misunderstands Vanessa (Holly Robinson) and Geneva (Saundra Quarterman) and thinks he only has two days to live. 2026-08-06 While defending himself in court, Mark (Mark Curry) realizes the plaintiff's lawyer (Lela Rochon) is a woman he once dumped. 2026-08-06 Maxwell's ex-girlfriend, a 1960s supermodel, decides that Maggie has what it takes and arranges a photo session. 2026-08-06 When a plumber brings his granddaughter along to fix the Sheffield's broken shower, Brighton gets his first kiss. 2026-08-06 Roseanne has a little advice for Darlene after David is caught kissing Molly; Bev finds romance in the retirement home. 2026-08-06 Darlene and David go to the prom; Dan and a pal plan a venture. 2026-08-06 Roseanne and Dan fear a financial crisis when they cannot sell the house they refurbished and their partner skips town. 2026-08-06 Roseanne's dental problems bring Dan to the realization that he needs a steady job to take care of his family. 2026-08-06 A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money. 2026-08-06 Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself). 2026-08-06 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-08-06 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-08-06 Bud and Kelly try earning their own money when Al refuses assistance. 2026-08-06 After losing a bet, Al advises a boxer to abandon his career. 2026-08-06 When the heat becomes unbearable, the Bundys move into an air-conditioned supermarket. 2026-08-06 Al battles Marcy when he is chosen as a supermarket's one millionth customer. 2026-08-06 While traveling, the Bundys become owners of a New Mexico gold mine. 2026-08-06 The Bundys and the D'Arcys feud over their jointly owned gold mine. 2026-08-06 Doug and Carrie feel inadequate when they discover that their best friends have a very active love life. 2026-08-06 Doug invites Spence to move in as part of a plan to keep Carrie's annoying friends from spending a weekend. 2026-08-06 Doug gets an ego boost when an attractive waitress wants to know if he's single. 2026-08-07 Doug's bowling-team sponsor demands victory, meaning Doug may have to fire his team's weak link: his wife, Carrie. 2026-08-07 Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms. 2026-08-07 Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars. 2026-08-07 Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman. 2026-08-07 Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake. 2026-08-07 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-08-07 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-08-07 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-08-07 George asks some old high-school flunkies (Ricardo Antonio Chavira, Danny Trejo) for help building an office in the garage, but their work falls short of expectations. 2026-08-07 After being slapped, wrapped and starved, Roseanne and Jackie wonder if life at an exclusive spa is too much. 2026-08-07 Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York. 2026-08-07 As their nuptials approach, both Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) suffer from pre-wedding calamities and jitters. Guest star: Bess Armstrong. 2026-08-07 Fran and Maxwell (Fran Drescher, Charles Shaughnessy) fall off a yacht and spend a frustrating honeymoon on a deserted island. With Lauren Lane. 2026-08-07 Fran (Fran Drescher) is indignant when Maxwell (Charles Shaughnessy) scolds her for extreme loudness in the bedroom. 2026-08-07 Fran is hurt when Maxwell accidentally calls her his nanny while being interviewed on "Entertainment Tonight.". 2026-08-07 Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him. 2026-08-07 With Abishola only helping part-time, Bob, Douglas and Christina struggle to take care of Dottie. 2026-08-07 Paid programming. 2026-08-07 Paid programming. 2026-08-07 Mark (Victor French) helps raise money for an aspiring marine biologist's cancer surgery. With Michael Landon. 2026-08-07 Jonathan and Mark convince teenager Lee to lobby in the state senate for broader environmental protection. 2026-08-07 Malcolm's new girlfriend and her father are not impressed when Eddie turns the bar into an exotic dance club. 2026-08-07 The guys land in jail when they try to scalp Jodeci concert tickets. 2026-08-07 Steve is rattled when Regina pulls out all the stops for their one-month anniversary, including a romantic dinner. 2026-08-07 Steve takes advantage of his relationship with Regina when he arrives late and unprepared for a staff meeting. 2026-08-07 Mark (Mark Curry) tries to steer P.J. (Nell Carter) away from marriage; Queen Latifah meets an ardent fan -- Nicole (Raven-Symoné). Queen Latifah guest stars as herself. 2026-08-07 Mark makes a hasty wager and must attend a party with a bald woman. 2026-08-07 After examining Grace for the flu, the doctor checks Fran's throat and schedules her for a tonsillectomy. 2026-08-07 The entire Sheffield household spends the weekend at Fran's parents' when they are stranded by a blizzard. 2026-08-07 Roseanne worries that Darlene may be planning to run away from home; a new neighbor tries to befriend D.J. 2026-08-07 Darlene leaves for college; Roseanne wants to have another child. 2026-08-07 Roseanne and Jackie may be getting a new business partner -- the smarmy Leon Carp. 2026-08-07 Roseanne tries to use Darlene's visit to curb D.J.'s rebelliousness. 2026-08-07 Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up; Benny has a run-in with the law. 2026-08-07 George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades, but then he makes up an excuse to get out of following through on his promise. 2026-08-07 Accident-prone Amy (Sandra Bullock) returns after six months in the hospital, and she is determined to win Randy back. 2026-08-07 Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car; Powers Aviation factory is vandalized. 2026-08-07 Buck's lack of interest in a pedigreed female destroys the Bundys' breeding aspirations. 2026-08-07 Al is shocked when Peg makes the announcement that she is pregnant again. 2026-08-07 Al and Jefferson plan an escape from their demanding pregnant wives. 2026-08-07 Al builds an extra room to get space away from a pregnant Peg. 2026-08-07 A suspicious Al learns Kelly is earning money by hustling pool. 2026-08-07 Marcy tries to recover her valuable furniture, which Jefferson sold to raise gambling money. 2026-08-07 Carrie insists on using Doug's Christmas bonus to invest in Internet stock. 2026-08-07 Doug's memories of his glory days as a football player don't match those of his old teammates. 2026-08-07 Arthur disrupts Carrie and Doug's lives by moving from the cold basement to the much warmer second floor. 2026-08-08