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    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
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    <desc>When Homer stops paying his nursing home, Grampa moves in with Selma; Bart and Lisa trick a delivery man into giving them cardboard boxes.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <desc>The recruits must communicate effectively to identify fallen comrades in a casualty evacuation test behind enemy lines; when their team's mission is compromised, they must cross rooftops to make it to extraction.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Simpsons</title>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Icons Unearthed: Spider-Man</title>
    <desc>Sony reboots the franchise with a new director and actor; when hackers attack Sony, plans for the webslinger come undone.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Special Forces: World's Toughest Test</title>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Video clips from the pet world.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Video clips from the pet world.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Fear Factor USA</title>
    <desc>Female contestants struggle to free themselves from a submerged tube, then contend with snapping lizards and writhing pythons.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comedian Stephen Patterson performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806113000 +0000" stop="20260806120000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Introducing the Edmundo personality; explaining the difference in drinking habits between the sexes, public washrooms, short term girlfriends, and tattoos.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Lars Callieou performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806123000 +0000" stop="20260806130000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic John Ki performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
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    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806140000 +0000" stop="20260806143000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comedian Stephen Patterson performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806143000 +0000" stop="20260806150000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Introducing the Edmundo personality; explaining the difference in drinking habits between the sexes, public washrooms, short term girlfriends, and tattoos.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806150000 +0000" stop="20260806153000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Lars Callieou performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806153000 +0000" stop="20260806160000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic John Ki performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806160000 +0000" stop="20260806163000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806163000 +0000" stop="20260806170000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806170000 +0000" stop="20260806173000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Cash Cab</title>
    <desc>A group of friends who recognize Adam, manages to get a second strike just as they arrive at their destination.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Cash Cab</title>
    <desc>An enthusiastic group jokes through the game, but suddenly find themselves with two strikes.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806180000 +0000" stop="20260806183000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Sneezing cats; calamitous canines; dumpster-diving bears; rascally raccoons; counting down the top ten critter crack-ups of the week.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806183000 +0000" stop="20260806190000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Video clips from the pet world.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806190000 +0000" stop="20260806193000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Watch as we head downhill, brave the rapids, surf the waves, and discover why it's better to fly on an empty stomach.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806193000 +0000" stop="20260806200000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Watch for lightning strikes, snows falls with emphasis on the fall, trampolines and kiddie pools that can't stand up to the wind, and a child who confuses a tornado with a tomato.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806200000 +0000" stop="20260806210000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Icons Unearthed: Spider-Man</title>
    <desc>Spider-man comes home to Marvel, but it's not clear if Marvel and Sony can get along enough to keep him there; the franchise comes full circle, bringing everyone back together in a time of crisis.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806210000 +0000" stop="20260806213000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">The Simpsons</title>
    <desc>A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806213000 +0000" stop="20260806220000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Futurama</title>
    <desc>Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806220000 +0000" stop="20260806223000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806223000 +0000" stop="20260806230000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260806230000 +0000" stop="20260807000000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Icons Unearthed: Spider-Man</title>
    <desc>Spider-man comes home to Marvel, but it's not clear if Marvel and Sony can get along enough to keep him there; the franchise comes full circle, bringing everyone back together in a time of crisis.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-06</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807000000 +0000" stop="20260807003000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
    <desc>Kramer tries to scam the post office; Elaine has a rash but has trouble finding a doctor who will treat her.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807003000 +0000" stop="20260807010000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
    <desc>The mentor of Jerry's latest girlfriend (A.J. Langer) is dating a rival (Steve Hytner); Elaine must fire a troubled employee.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807010000 +0000" stop="20260807013000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">The Simpsons</title>
    <desc>A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807013000 +0000" stop="20260807020000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Futurama</title>
    <desc>Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807020000 +0000" stop="20260807030000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">BattleBots</title>
    <desc>An expert panel of robot combat builders and producers unveils the nastiest knockouts; some of the biggest upsets, explosions and collisions of all time are put under the microscope, with previously unseen footage extracted from vaults.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807030000 +0000" stop="20260807040000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Fear Factor USA</title>
    <desc>Siblings coordinate to fill a jar with mashed insects using only their mouths; siblings work together to retrieve and assemble pieces of a flag from inside a speeding tanker truck.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807040000 +0000" stop="20260807043000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">The Simpsons</title>
    <desc>A candle on Homer's birthday cake starts a fire; Homer joins the paparazzi after accidentally capturing a celebrity dating scandal in a photograph.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807043000 +0000" stop="20260807050000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Futurama</title>
    <desc>Professor Farnsworth installs an empathy chip in Bender after he flushes Leela's pet down the toilet.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807050000 +0000" stop="20260807060000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Icons Unearthed: Spider-Man</title>
    <desc>Spider-man comes home to Marvel, but it's not clear if Marvel and Sony can get along enough to keep him there; the franchise comes full circle, bringing everyone back together in a time of crisis.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807060000 +0000" stop="20260807070000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">BattleBots</title>
    <desc>An expert panel of robot combat builders and producers unveils the nastiest knockouts; some of the biggest upsets, explosions and collisions of all time are put under the microscope, with previously unseen footage extracted from vaults.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807070000 +0000" stop="20260807073000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Watch as we head downhill, brave the rapids, surf the waves, and discover why it's better to fly on an empty stomach.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807073000 +0000" stop="20260807080000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Watch for lightning strikes, snows falls with emphasis on the fall, trampolines and kiddie pools that can't stand up to the wind, and a child who confuses a tornado with a tomato.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807080000 +0000" stop="20260807083000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Sneezing cats; calamitous canines; dumpster-diving bears; rascally raccoons; counting down the top ten critter crack-ups of the week.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807083000 +0000" stop="20260807090000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Video clips from the pet world.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807090000 +0000" stop="20260807100000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Fear Factor USA</title>
    <desc>Siblings coordinate to fill a jar with mashed insects using only their mouths; siblings work together to retrieve and assemble pieces of a flag from inside a speeding tanker truck.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807100000 +0000" stop="20260807103000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807103000 +0000" stop="20260807110000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807110000 +0000" stop="20260807113000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Mark Little performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807113000 +0000" stop="20260807120000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Kyle Radke performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807120000 +0000" stop="20260807123000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Paul Haywood talks about being married to a ninja, his wedding in Cuba, basement apartment living and a Newfoundland delicacy.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807123000 +0000" stop="20260807130000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Charlie Demers performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807130000 +0000" stop="20260807133000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807133000 +0000" stop="20260807140000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807140000 +0000" stop="20260807143000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Mark Little performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807143000 +0000" stop="20260807150000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Kyle Radke performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807150000 +0000" stop="20260807153000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Paul Haywood talks about being married to a ninja, his wedding in Cuba, basement apartment living and a Newfoundland delicacy.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807153000 +0000" stop="20260807160000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Comedy Now!</title>
    <desc>Comic Charlie Demers performs.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
  <programme channel="470397" start="20260807160000 +0000" stop="20260807163000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
  </programme>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
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    <desc>A group of friends do well for the first half of the game, but then quickly find themselves with two strikes.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Cash Cab</title>
    <desc>On a cold day, a group of friends jumps into the Cash Cab, and gets a strike at the very start.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <desc>Video clips from the pet world.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Totally Funny Animals</title>
    <desc>Video clips from the pet world.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Join us as we explore the hijinks Around the Office, what to avoid in the Hard Hat Zone, and when it's Time to Find a New Job.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Join us as we share The Classroom Blues, things you Learned the Hard Way, and reasons you have to Keep Calm and Carry On.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Icons Unearthed: Harry Potter</title>
    <desc>A director known for working with kids goes to great lengths to make children's dreams come true, but the production hits a snag when taking flight proves more difficult than expected.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <desc>When Marge starts using the Internet, she joins a popular role-playing fantasy game; Homer volunteers to referee Lisa's soccer game.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <desc>After Zapp Brannigan is court-martialed, he is hired at Planet Express where he tries to overthrow Leela's leadership.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs: Gags</title>
    <desc>There's no sound, but there sure are plenty of laughs. This crazy Quebec-based troupe uses the city as its stage, and its inhabitants, or victims, as characters! People are caught in a twisted yet funny web of comedic deception. This updated "Candid Camera" is a tad more risque and a little kookier with its practical jokes. The little snippets last only a few minutes, and some look more painful th</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Icons Unearthed: Harry Potter</title>
    <desc>A director known for working with kids goes to great lengths to make children's dreams come true, but the production hits a snag when taking flight proves more difficult than expected.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-07</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Seinfeld</title>
    <desc>Jerry is unhappy about receiving bundles of small residual checks from a Japanese TV show; Kramer makes friends with a group of Japanese tourists.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-08</date>
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