DTour HD Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school. 2026-04-19 Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school. 2026-04-19 Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 2026-04-19 Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 2026-04-19 Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. 2026-04-19 Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). 2026-04-19 Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie. 2026-04-19 Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts. 2026-04-19 Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) orders Drew (Drew Carey) to work at a home for the elderly. Guest star: Tim Conway. 2026-04-19 Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller) win an office Christmas party drawing and end up going to the Bahamas together. 2026-04-19 Molly wonders if she should tell Mike when she sees Carl coming out of Victoria's room late at night. 2026-04-19 After Peggy's bathtub falls through the ceiling, Mike wants Peggy to go to a doctor. 2026-04-19 When the NFL players go on strike and the football season is threatened, Barry gets concerned that he and Murray will no longer have anything to talk about; Beverly decides to start selling a nutritional product from a sketchy company. 2026-04-19 When Barry and Joanne crash Erica and Geoff's peaceful weekend camping trip, they end up in a competition to see who is the better couple; Adam seeks to prove to Brea that he doesn't have an easy, privileged life. 2026-04-19 Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school. 2026-04-19 Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts; Mike and Frankie remember their honeymoon, which was ruined by Nicky (Ray Romano), a guy Mike knew in high school. 2026-04-19 Carmen leaves home after an argument with George, and the family finds her in Haight-Ashbury as a groupie for rap artist Chingy. 2026-04-19 Carmen wants her independence and remodels her room without her parent's consent, prompting George to charge her for living expenses. 2026-04-19 Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. 2026-04-19 Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). 2026-04-19 A chef with limited funds and no return ticket; serial numbers aren't piecing together in a gun shipment; a travel agent's last-minute Caribbean booking raises red flags; a boat owner fails to report to CBSA. 2026-04-19 Officers get the dope on a traveler's rap sheet; A passenger is unsure of his luggage contents. 2026-04-19 Suspicious x-rays; an MMA fighter's story; an RV search that reveals unusual weapons; a cross-border car sale. 2026-04-19 A businesswoman's personal items sound alarms; a cargo ship crew member who has been concealing in the ceiling; a puppeteer couple; an American seeking legal advice in Ontario. 2026-04-19 Partygoers receive rave reviews at the Coutts crossing; officers delve into an international affair. 2026-04-19 Cookies can be more trouble than treat; twins with matching beers take a wrong turn. 2026-04-19 Gerry is forced to appoint his arch nemesis Mr. Leung as his new assistant coach; Robert brings his pet bird to work. 2026-04-19 Gerry is determined to be the top contributor for the food drive; Sheila is wanted by both the field hockey and debate teams at the same time. 2026-04-19 Gerry fills in for an absent phys-ed teacher; Robert wants everything in order before a journalist comes to write about the school. 2026-04-19 Gerry helps Bobbi's self-defense class; Lisa's lunch causes an uproar; Leung receives some mysterious packages. 2026-04-19 Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up. 2026-04-19 Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit. 2026-04-19 Beverly involves herself in Erica and Barry's relationships; Adam and Brea are cast opposite of each other in the school play, but their excitement for one another's success grows dim when one starts to outshine the other onstage. 2026-04-19 Erica goes on a date with a guy from the coffee shop, while Geoff ends up on an episode of "The Dating Game"; Beverly is thrilled to learn that Murray has spontaneously purchased a shore house. 2026-04-19 Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet). 2026-04-19 After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house. 2026-04-19 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-04-19 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-04-19 Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme. 2026-04-19 Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose. 2026-04-19 Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. 2026-04-19 Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. 2026-04-19 Beverly involves herself in Erica and Barry's relationships; Adam and Brea are cast opposite of each other in the school play, but their excitement for one another's success grows dim when one starts to outshine the other onstage. 2026-04-19 Erica goes on a date with a guy from the coffee shop, while Geoff ends up on an episode of "The Dating Game"; Beverly is thrilled to learn that Murray has spontaneously purchased a shore house. 2026-04-19 Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up. 2026-04-19 Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit. 2026-04-19 When Molly is accepted into an elite writers workshop in Iowa, Mike asks her not to go. 2026-04-19 After being away at a writing workshop for eight weeks, Molly returns home and announces that her book is being published. 2026-04-19 Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet). 2026-04-20 After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house. 2026-04-20 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-04-20 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-04-20 Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme. 2026-04-20 Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose. 2026-04-20 Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women. 2026-04-20 Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers. 2026-04-20 Drew needs Greg's help with the brewery, but is forced to take drastic measures to get Greg to loosen up. 2026-04-20 Drew (Drew Carey) discovers a scheme in which Mr. Wick and Mimi (Craig Ferguson, Kathy Kinney) plan to fabricate a sexual harassment suit. 2026-04-20 When Molly is accepted into an elite writers workshop in Iowa, Mike asks her not to go. 2026-04-20 After being away at a writing workshop for eight weeks, Molly returns home and announces that her book is being published. 2026-04-20 Beverly involves herself in Erica and Barry's relationships; Adam and Brea are cast opposite of each other in the school play, but their excitement for one another's success grows dim when one starts to outshine the other onstage. 2026-04-20 Erica goes on a date with a guy from the coffee shop, while Geoff ends up on an episode of "The Dating Game"; Beverly is thrilled to learn that Murray has spontaneously purchased a shore house. 2026-04-20 Axl plays a trick on Sue, who is now in high school with him; after learning his son has been allowed to skip gym class, Mike meets with Brick's new fourth grade teacher (Chord Overstreet). 2026-04-20 After being humiliated and disgusted by a family member's behavior, Frankie announces changes need to be made, then promptly escapes to her mother's house. 2026-04-20 When George forgets his wedding anniversary, he scrambles to get enough money for a nice ring. A few failed schemes later, he promises Angie something even better: to renew their wedding vows. 2026-04-20 Angie decides to home-school Carmen, but when the new dynamic threatens their relationship, George must referee. 2026-04-20 Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme. 2026-04-20 Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose. 2026-04-20 An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story. 2026-04-20 A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington. 2026-04-20 In the Detroit airport, a family traveling from the UK, may need to corroborate their story. Also, a tip from authorities puts officers at the Chicago International Mail facility on high alert. 2026-04-20 Border officers stop a young British visitor meeting an American cyber pal at Detroit Metro Airport, and a Chinese traveler is caught using his mobile phone in a secondary inspection in Chicago. 2026-04-20 A strong odor leads to a secondary inspection for two Americans in Port Huron; an officer finds gold at Chicago's O'Hare Airport. 2026-04-20 Authorities find a traveler's pot pipe in Blaine; in Port Huron, a traveler's past may come back to haunt him. 2026-04-20 Alex asks for help in diagnosing a teacher with a mysterious illness; Charlie must explain his actions; Dawn must make a big decision. 2026-04-20 Alex and Charlie try to save the life of a man on the run; a spirit won't leave Alex alone; Maggie and Zach try to help a couple; Joel and Shahir help a bride walk down the aisle. 2026-04-20 Duke and Audrey are forced to seek the help of dangerous allies to save Haven. 2026-04-20 Gerry is in awe of the concept of work-to-rule; Lisa tries setting boundaries between her and her stepson; Nisha accidentally reveals too much to her students. 2026-04-20 Gerry takes control of the girl's soccer team to get back at Coach Meyers; an ambitious mom seduces Frank; Lisa's reign of terror seemingly comes to an end. 2026-04-20 On his ninth birthday, Brick wants to hear the true story about the day he was born; Axl's new manager at the movie theater is attractive but dumb, leading him to wonder if her attractiveness trumps her incompetence. 2026-04-20 Brick pleads with Frankie to leave him home alone when she runs errands; Mike overhears Sue's friend insult his daughter; Axl tries to grow a beard for the football playoffs. 2026-04-20 Angie learns that her parents are getting divorced; George gets nervous about his marriage when her social life improves. 2026-04-20 George discovers he has a long-lost sister (Lisa Guerrero); Benny consults her doctor about an embarrassing problem. 2026-04-20 Carl panics when Christina (Holly Robinson Peete) wants to take their relationship to the next level. 2026-04-20 Molly and Joyce ask Mike for help when Victoria is arrested for a number of driving violations. 2026-04-20 Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car. 2026-04-20 When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again. 2026-04-20 When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle. 2026-04-20 Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist. 2026-04-20 Drew's plans for a Buzz Beer promotional barbecue clash with Rachel's (Illeana Douglas) beliefs against eating meat. 2026-04-20 Drew beats out Mimi to manage a women's fashion store, but becomes overwhelmed, suffers a breakdown and is put in a mental institution. 2026-04-20 Chuck's bachelor party turns up some uninvited guests; Ellie makes a life-changing discovery while investigating her father's computer. 2026-04-20 A musician is stabbed in a bar; the squad realizes that the stabbing victim had something to hide; Jane's father returns with shocking news. 2026-04-21