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    <desc>A bipartisan breakfast with members of Congress promises to be divisive; Josh and Sam start a fire in the Mural Room.</desc>
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    <desc>Officers find cocaine inside a Caribbean cocktail; officers sift through packages of pills.</desc>
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    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Human bones are found inside luggage; a pair fails to declare thousands of dollars in jewelry; a mysterious powder is masked by beauty products.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Border Security: America's Front Line</title>
    <desc>A traveler is caught with injections; officers smoke out marijuana residue; a mom may end up in jail due to a wrong turn.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>A one-way ticket raises red flags; a traveler is caught with undeclared meat; officers find a loaded gun and live crab.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mr. D</title>
    <desc>Gerry is confronted by his overprotective and obnoxious mother; Bobbi tries to pawn off the role of staff punching bag; Ricki sells pencils to Robert.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>Upon his 40th birthday, Gerry finds a letter he wrote to himself 10 years ago; Simon's ferret goes missing; Lisa tries to impress the chairman of the board of trustees.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mr. D</title>
    <desc>A team of reporters uses Xavier Academy to determine the true value of private schools and ends up exposing a deep, dark secret.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
    <desc>Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
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    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Goldbergs</title>
    <desc>Adam receives news that he has been accepted into NYU, but his excitement is soon diminished when he learns Brea has been accepted into a school far away; Adam fears the distance will affect their relationship.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Goldbergs</title>
    <desc>Beverly creates a plan to save Formica Mike's failing marriage, but her efforts quickly backfire; Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his ongoing efforts to court Joanne.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Sue wants a big celebration for her leap year birthday; Frankie learns that Mike has been caring for a stray cat; Brick develops a crush on a girl in his class; Axl becomes fascinated with vacuuming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">George Lopez</title>
    <desc>George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">George Lopez</title>
    <desc>George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Goldbergs</title>
    <desc>Adam receives news that he has been accepted into NYU, but his excitement is soon diminished when he learns Brea has been accepted into a school far away; Adam fears the distance will affect their relationship.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Goldbergs</title>
    <desc>Beverly creates a plan to save Formica Mike's failing marriage, but her efforts quickly backfire; Barry enlists Adam and his friends to create a James Bond-themed home movie in his ongoing efforts to court Joanne.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
    <desc>Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
    <desc>Drew (Drew Carey) worries that Kate (Christa Miller) may be having second thoughts as her wedding day draws closer. Guest star: Adrienne Barbeau.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mike &amp; Molly</title>
    <desc>Peggy shares tantalizing stories from her past for Molly's second book -- in exchange for Molly doing chores.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <desc>When Mike reaches a weight-loss goal -- his personal best -- he decides to celebrate by indulging in a slice of pie.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-16</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Sue, Axl and Brick have a meeting with Frankie and Mike to air complaints about their parenting styles; when Mike and Frankie change their ways, things do not turn out the way the kids expected.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="470707" start="20260517010000 +0000" stop="20260517013000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">George Lopez</title>
    <desc>George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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  <programme channel="470707" start="20260517013000 +0000" stop="20260517020000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">George Lopez</title>
    <desc>George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
    <desc>Tensions flare when Drew and Oswald come up with separate plans to surprise Kate with her dream wedding gown.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Goldbergs</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Goldbergs</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">George Lopez</title>
    <desc>George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Two and a Half Men</title>
    <desc>Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Border Security: America's Front Line</title>
    <desc>Officers find white powder in tea sacks; pills marked ICE are frozen; some furry foreigners arrive to spread good will.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>A traveler is caught with cocaine-filled pen caps; a long stay alerts CBP; a probation-breaking welder feels the heat.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Border Security: America's Front Line</title>
    <desc>A fake ID comes to light at the border; a young traveler's stories don't jibe; CBP hounds sniff out forbidden food.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Border Security: America's Front Line</title>
    <desc>Officers find a stash of luxury knockoffs; a drag race fan slows his roll; CBP catches a wanted duo.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Border Security: America's Front Line</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Border Security: America's Front Line</title>
    <desc>CBP converges on flights arriving from drug-source countries; a coffee expo volunteer finds trouble; pills are found in film containers.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mr. D</title>
    <desc>Gerry Duncan finally gets offered a full-time teaching position at Xavier academy after years of being the substitute teacher.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mr. D</title>
    <desc>Gerry volunteers to help at the 24-hour Famine event to spend time with Eva MacPhee.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Mr. D</title>
    <desc>Gerry tries to match Dwyer in positive reviews on a website; Simon stands up to a student.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>Gerry thinks he will catch students cheating during exam week.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Drew Carey Show</title>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries.</desc>
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    <desc>After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-17</date>
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    <desc>When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair.</desc>
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