DTour HD Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days. 2026-09-06 Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement. 2026-09-06 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-09-06 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-09-06 When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off? 2026-09-06 Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend. 2026-09-06 Charlie and Chelsea get together for one night, despite having ended their relationship; Charlie struggles to accept it as a one time thing. 2026-09-06 Charlie has a return engagement with Gail (Tricia Helfer), Chelsea's best friend; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient. 2026-09-06 Drew (Drew Carey) befriends a pregnant woman who, after one date, decides he's the perfect father for her child. 2026-09-06 Drew and friends try to prevent the closing of their favorite bar. 2026-09-06 Mike turns to Carl and Samuel when Molly doesn't get pregnant. 2026-09-06 Molly encourages Mike to pursue a detective position, but stress over the qualification exam takes a toll on their relationship. 2026-09-06 Drew realizes that the real-estate office where he and Oswald's ex-convict dad work is scamming clients. 2026-09-06 Drew (Drew Carey) has had enough of his sham marriage to Wick (Craig Ferguson), so he throws him out of the house. 2026-09-06 Sue wants an expensive pair of jeans in order to fit in with her peers; Frankie and Mike let Brick take care of Aunt Edie and Aunt Ginny's dog for a few days. 2026-09-06 Sue has a confrontation with a neighbor's sons; Axl is asked to help Brick with a gym requirement. 2026-09-06 Carmen's boyfriend spreads nasty rumors about her after she breaks up with him; George has a score to settle with a school counselor (guest star Steven R. Schirripa). 2026-09-06 George learns he has a half brother (Lou Diamond Phillips) when he tries to take out a loan for Carmen's private school. 2026-09-06 When Charlie's jealousy threatens his relationship with Chelsea, he turns to Alan for help in becoming a better person; will he be able to pull it off? 2026-09-06 Charlie returns from Las Vegas with the woman he married there, who is not Chelsea; Chelsea's dad arrives in town on a visit with his boyfriend. 2026-09-06 An American's trip to Alaska heads south; officers suspect a convicted drug dealer is taking his business north; a ship containing weapons is searched. 2026-09-06 Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug. 2026-09-06 A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancée, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveler. 2026-09-06 Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat. 2026-09-06 Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations. 2026-09-06 A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth. 2026-09-06 An American's trip to Alaska heads south; officers suspect a convicted drug dealer is taking his business north; a ship containing weapons is searched. 2026-09-06 Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug. 2026-09-06 A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancée, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveler. 2026-09-06 Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat. 2026-09-06 An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug. 2026-09-06 A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life. 2026-09-06 When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby. 2026-09-06 Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper. 2026-09-06 Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian. 2026-09-06 Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes. 2026-09-06 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-06 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-06 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-06 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-06 Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. 2026-09-06 After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party. 2026-09-06 An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug. 2026-09-06 A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life. 2026-09-06 When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby. 2026-09-06 Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper. 2026-09-06 Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss. 2026-09-06 To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier. 2026-09-06 Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian. 2026-09-07 Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes. 2026-09-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-07 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-07 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-07 Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. 2026-09-07 After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party. 2026-09-07 An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug. 2026-09-07 A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life. 2026-09-07 Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss. 2026-09-07 To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier. 2026-09-07 When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby. 2026-09-07 Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper. 2026-09-07 Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian. 2026-09-07 Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes. 2026-09-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-07 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-07 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-07 Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug. 2026-09-07 A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancée, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveler. 2026-09-07 Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat. 2026-09-07 Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations. 2026-09-07 A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth. 2026-09-07 Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug. 2026-09-07 The owner of a car racing team hires Shade and Angie; Angie and Shade adapt to their new roles. 2026-09-07 Zoe Chow hires Shade and Angie to find out who broke into her apartment. 2026-09-07 When Gerry runs into a distraught Daniel Negreanu, he organizes a staff poker night to help him; things seem to be going well until Wayne Leung ends up winning. 2026-09-07 School staff members participate in a complex trust game that will accidentally reveal some of their darkest secrets; Robert gives a trust exercise that fails when he locks himself in a closet. 2026-09-07 Culture Day is being celebrated at the academy and Gerry wants the theme Dwyer has already chosen; Leung confesses that he loves Lisa; Callaghan and Trudy come up with a scheme to avoid Callaghan's ex-wife. 2026-09-07 Gerry tries to confirm his suspicions that Dwyer is moonlighting as a stripper; Secretary's Day; the staff lottery pool. 2026-09-07 Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review. 2026-09-07 When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break. 2026-09-07 George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. 2026-09-07 When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 2026-09-07 Mike's incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly. 2026-09-07 Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him. 2026-09-07 Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell. 2026-09-07 Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him. 2026-09-07 Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years. 2026-09-07 Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. 2026-09-07 Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other. 2026-09-07 Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off. 2026-09-07 Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More. 2026-09-07 Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires. 2026-09-08