DTour HD Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian. 2026-09-07 Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes. 2026-09-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-07 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-07 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-07 Alan and Jake head out on a road trip; Charlie is shocked to find himself haunted by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends. 2026-09-07 After Charlie's license is suspended, Jake becomes his driver; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party. 2026-09-07 An accident leaves Drew (Drew Carey) in a coma and his friends wondering if they should pull the plug. 2026-09-07 A comatose Drew (Drew Carey) encounters Mimi's (Kathy Kinney) unborn son, an experience that alters his outlook on life. 2026-09-07 Mike can't contain his frustration over the amount of money Molly has spent on Christmas shopping; as Molly's family partakes in holiday festivities at home, Mike and Molly spend Christmas Eve at a church with Mike's mother and his boss. 2026-09-07 To increase the chances of getting pregnant, Mike and Molly give up caffeine and eat healthier. 2026-09-07 When Steve (John Carroll Lynch) gets strep throat, Drew (Drew Carey) moves in with Mimi (Kathy Kinney) to help with the baby. 2026-09-07 Drew (Drew Carey) decides to make his life more meaningful after he reads his very small obituary in the paper. 2026-09-07 Mike discovers a dinosaur bone in the quarry at work; Brick decides to run for school historian. 2026-09-07 Frankie vows to stop yelling at the kids if they start following through on their schoolwork and chores; Mike takes a night job as a driver delivering snack cakes. 2026-09-07 Angie's sister (guest star Jacqueline Obradors) makes a pass at George. Emiliano Diez also guest stars. 2026-09-07 George has a crisis of conscience when he is asked to demote an employee because of his ethnic background. 2026-09-07 Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldridge's attractive mother (Courtney Thorne-Smith). 2026-09-07 Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend; Charlie tries his own approach to get the "girlfriend experience.". 2026-09-07 Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug. 2026-09-07 A young man's lies could keep him from his fiancée, while the discovery of a gold bar and lots of cash spell trouble for another traveler. 2026-09-07 Suspicions about a convicted smuggler uncover a scam; questions are raised when officers stumble upon a suitcase full of meat. 2026-09-07 Some engineering students carry out an unusual experiment; officers find a construction worker's story has no foundations. 2026-09-07 A jewelry box contains something valuable; a biking teen hits a roadblock; a Thai sailor may be land-locked over computer content; a vagabond musician must prove his worth. 2026-09-07 Officers stop a father and son packing loads of ammo, but can't find the gun. Meanwhile, the Vessel Search Unit find a suspect sailor on a US tug. 2026-09-07 The owner of a car racing team hires Shade and Angie; Angie and Shade adapt to their new roles. 2026-09-07 Zoe Chow hires Shade and Angie to find out who broke into her apartment. 2026-09-07 When Gerry runs into a distraught Daniel Negreanu, he organizes a staff poker night to help him; things seem to be going well until Wayne Leung ends up winning. 2026-09-07 School staff members participate in a complex trust game that will accidentally reveal some of their darkest secrets; Robert gives a trust exercise that fails when he locks himself in a closet. 2026-09-07 Culture Day is being celebrated at the academy and Gerry wants the theme Dwyer has already chosen; Leung confesses that he loves Lisa; Callaghan and Trudy come up with a scheme to avoid Callaghan's ex-wife. 2026-09-07 Gerry tries to confirm his suspicions that Dwyer is moonlighting as a stripper; Secretary's Day; the staff lottery pool. 2026-09-07 Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review. 2026-09-07 When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break. 2026-09-07 George teaches Max to play the guitar but regrets it when Max moves on without him and joins a rock band. 2026-09-07 When she cannot smoke, Benny's nicotine withdrawal symptoms drive George to self-destructive behavior. 2026-09-07 Mike's incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly. 2026-09-07 Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him. 2026-09-07 Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell. 2026-09-07 Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him. 2026-09-07 Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years. 2026-09-07 Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative. 2026-09-07 Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other. 2026-09-07 Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off. 2026-09-07 Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More. 2026-09-07 Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires. 2026-09-08 A statue breaks open to reveal a dead woman inside; the squad gets a new homicide detective; Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston and tries to woo Maura; Lydia goes into labor. 2026-09-08 An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill. 2026-09-08 The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis. 2026-09-08 Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More. 2026-09-08 Cassius is forced to choose between his immediate family and the Bakers; Coop sets out on a mission to find Spencer while still struggling to help Preach; Layla's attempt to keep Jordan calm and comfortable during the Baker family crisis backfires. 2026-09-08 A statue breaks open to reveal a dead woman inside; the squad gets a new homicide detective; Dennis Rockmond returns to Boston and tries to woo Maura; Lydia goes into labor. 2026-09-08 An elderly senator attempts to thwart Bartlet's Family Wellness Act; Toby questions the vice president's motives for supporting a fuel-emission standards bill. 2026-09-08 The president ponders a response to a possible terrorist plot; Toby learns of the president's battle with multiple sclerosis. 2026-09-08 Chuck and Sarah learn who is trying to destroy Carmichael Industries; Ellie's Christmas plans come undone; a computer virus threatens to ruin Christmas at Buy More. 2026-09-08 The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with. 2026-09-08 A British traveler hopes to turn their back on their failed marriage; officers do a close inspection of a car that may contain drugs. 2026-09-08 A foreign student's possessions are full of surprises; an X-ray machine finds a strange shape inside a container. 2026-09-08 A tattoo artist brings the tools of his trade on his vacation; homemade treats conceal a deadly surprise. 2026-09-08 A traveler swallows an unknown substance; a Thai vacation guide offers more than holiday advice; a car dealer takes a long road to the truth; hard iced tea and a passenger bring attention to a trucker. 2026-09-08 The X-ray machine isn't fooled by aluminum foil wrapping; a truck full of plastic seems like it may have been tampered with. 2026-09-08 A teacher is accused of an inappropriate relationship and Shade and Angie investigate. 2026-09-08 Fashion designer Carla Costa hires Shade and Angie to guard her new collection. 2026-09-08 Gerry tries to get a senior basketball team for next year; Robert gets a complaint on his evaluation. 2026-09-08 Gerry has one chance to meet a hockey legend; Robert considers what will happen if things don't work with Simon's mom. 2026-09-08 Gerry aims to leave a lasting mark on the runway; Robert and Leung embark on a quest to locate a vandal. 2026-09-08 Gerry discovers that Robert is charming a generous philanthropist; Lisa finds out Simon is bribing Trudy. 2026-09-08 Frankie and Mike run into old acquaintances; Sue gets several dates to the prom; Brick gets Axl's help for a book report. 2026-09-08 Bill backs out of coaching the girls' soccer team; Frankie tries to teach Brick better hygiene; Cassidy's painting confuses Axl. 2026-09-08 The family's new neighbor decorates his front lawn with an offensive art display; an old friend takes an interest in George and Angie's niece. 2026-09-08 Vic wants George to play in a father-son golf tournament against a longtime rival and his son, Oscar de la Hoya. 2026-09-08 After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving. 2026-09-08 While Carl borrows Mike's apartment for a date, Mike spends time at Molly's place and bonds with her mother and sister. 2026-09-08 Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch). 2026-09-08 Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie. 2026-09-08 Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts. 2026-09-08 Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme. 2026-09-08 Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader. 2026-09-08 Drew organizes a labor union for single employees after Mr. Wick makes them stay on the job even though a storm is approaching. 2026-09-08 When Sarah's original handler (Tim DeKay) shows up, she worries he will hurt those closest to her, including her mother (Cheryl Ladd). 2026-09-08 Jane and the team try to find the contamination source after a man dies from poisoning; Stanley's true feelings are revealed; Tommy and Lydia disagree about custody of their baby; Detective Korsak reunites with his ex-wife. 2026-09-09