DTour HD Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video. 2026-10-25 Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York. 2026-10-25 A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money. 2026-10-25 Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself). 2026-10-25 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-10-25 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-10-25 Charlie is surprised when a woman, Gail, with whom he flirts in a bar, rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering; Jake mentions that he did an Internet search on Charlie's name and found something interesting; when Charlie logs on, he finds out that he's the subject of a very uncomplimentary new website called www.charlieharpersucks.co 2026-10-25 Alan's homely high-school friend (Paget Brewster) returns as a beautiful woman, and the brothers quickly begin competing for her attentions. 2026-10-25 Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven. 2026-10-25 Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship, so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation. 2026-10-25 Samuel wants to be a standup comic; Molly offers advice to Harry which leads to him challenging his protective mother. 2026-10-25 The entire family wonders if Victoria has finally met the one when she brings a new boyfriend home. 2026-10-25 Drew finally forgives Earl, only to have him move in next door and copy Drew's every move; Mimi inherits a royal title. 2026-10-25 Drew (Drew Carey) fights back when an entrepreneur copies Buzz Beer and sells it at the Warsaw. Ed Begley Jr. and Rachel Hunter guest star. 2026-10-25 Frankie intends to find a suitable friend for Brick; Sue sneaks into an R-rated movie with her friend Carly; Axl and his band covertly shoot footage of their biology teacher (Kristin Cavallari) for their music video. 2026-10-25 Everything that can go wrong does when the Heck family embarks on a trip to New York. 2026-10-25 A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fund-raiser's dunk tank; George becomes fiercely competitive when pro baseball player Kenny Lofton pitches in to help raise money. 2026-10-25 Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali (guest starring as herself). 2026-10-25 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-10-25 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-10-25 CBP converges on flights arriving from drug-source countries; a coffee expo volunteer finds trouble; pills are found in film containers. 2026-10-25 A face-off develops over luxury counterfeits; agents detect potentially lethal powder; a CBP beagle finds the mother lode of meat. 2026-10-25 Suspected of smuggling narcotics, a jittery traveler's next stop is a medical facility; a pair arrives bearing a trophy; CBP question a DJ's find. 2026-10-25 A tourist's uncertain vacation plans make him suspicious; two backpackers return with more than just memories; in Port Huron, a traveler carries a concealed weapon. 2026-10-25 Cameras follow U.S. border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security. 2026-10-25 CBP converges on flights arriving from drug-source countries; a coffee expo volunteer finds trouble; pills are found in film containers. 2026-10-25 A face-off develops over luxury counterfeits; agents detect potentially lethal powder; a CBP beagle finds the mother lode of meat. 2026-10-25 Suspected of smuggling narcotics, a jittery traveler's next stop is a medical facility; a pair arrives bearing a trophy; CBP question a DJ's find. 2026-10-25 A tourist's uncertain vacation plans make him suspicious; two backpackers return with more than just memories; in Port Huron, a traveler carries a concealed weapon. 2026-10-25 Cameras follow U.S. border protection agencies as they man the front lines of national security. 2026-10-25 Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative. 2026-10-25 Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other. 2026-10-25 Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off. 2026-10-25 Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader. 2026-10-25 Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. 2026-10-25 The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar. 2026-10-25 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-10-25 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-10-25 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-25 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-25 Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-25 Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. 2026-10-25 Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative. 2026-10-25 Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other. 2026-10-25 Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off. 2026-10-25 Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader. 2026-10-25 Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy's childhood pal visits, but Peggy isn't fond of sharing. 2026-10-25 Molly tries to win some extra cash during a trip to a riverboat casino with the girls; Vince and Mike watch college basketball with the guys. 2026-10-25 Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. 2026-10-26 The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar. 2026-10-26 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-10-26 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-10-26 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-26 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-26 Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas. 2026-10-26 Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii, and the guys find that caring for Jake on a daily basis is much different from weekend visits. 2026-10-26 Drew (Drew Carey) seems to have the inside track when he and Mimi (Kathy Kinney) compete for the job of employee representative. 2026-10-26 Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) are shocked when Mr. Wick and Kate (Craig Ferguson, Christa Miller) start falling for each other. 2026-10-26 Molly meets the friend of her dreams when Peggy's childhood pal visits, but Peggy isn't fond of sharing. 2026-10-26 Molly tries to win some extra cash during a trip to a riverboat casino with the girls; Vince and Mike watch college basketball with the guys. 2026-10-26 Drew and the gang go to a midnight showing of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and meet up with Mimi and friends for a dance-off. 2026-10-26 Drew (Drew Carey) falls for a lose-weight-fast scheme and ends up the poster boy for the product. With Diedrich Bader. 2026-10-26 Ms. Rinsky (Doris Roberts) asks Frankie and Mike to attend a math class after Frankie questions her teaching skills; Sue and Axl consider helping their aunt find a time capsule she buried. 2026-10-26 The Hecks spend spring break trying to clean out the house; Brick opens an information stand where he sells advice for a dollar. 2026-10-26 When Vic loses in poker, he won't pay George and instead opts to just take off $50 from money George owes him. 2026-10-26 After receiving a business award, George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his entire staff. 2026-10-26 When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house. 2026-10-26 Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off. 2026-10-26 A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers. 2026-10-26 An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend. 2026-10-26 At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State. 2026-10-26 Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo. 2026-10-26 An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story. 2026-10-26 A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers. 2026-10-26 Shade and Angie go undercover when the king from Medieval Times believes he's been poisoned. 2026-10-26 Shade and Angie are hired by the owner of a luxurious rustic lodge to investigate an infidelity case, but their client ends up dead. 2026-10-26 Gerry suspects Central High of cheating; Bobbi prepares for maternity leave. 2026-10-26 Gerry discovers that teaching phys ed comes up a lot of paperwork; Bobbi tries to juggle work and a newborn; Lisa becomes friends with some moms who may have dirt on Xavier. 2026-10-26 Gerry ends up in a compromising situation after the teacher auction; Emma enlists Dwyer to do some repairs in the library; Trudy gets a surprise visit. 2026-10-26 Gerry is in awe of the concept of work-to-rule; Lisa tries setting boundaries between her and her stepson; Nisha accidentally reveals too much to her students. 2026-10-26 After Aunt Ginny's funeral, Frankie decides the family needs to start celebrating more milestones; Axl eats Brick's school project; Sue learns a boy at school has a crush on her. 2026-10-26 Frankie is deeply disappointed with her volunteer assignment at the Indiana-hosted Super Bowl; when the Donahues are out of town, the Hecks take advantage of their new car; Sue professes her feelings to Matt. 2026-10-26 A young upstart Vanessa is brought in to co-manage following a merger, so George pulls out all the stops. 2026-10-26 George accuses his mother of being a Scrooge, but she might just prove him wrong when mother and son compromise to help Max realize his dream of meeting his idol, BMX bike racing champion Dave Mirra. 2026-10-26 Molly accepts a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse when she decides to take a break from writing her novel. 2026-10-26 Determined to change Mike's normal routine, Molly encourages him to try new things. 2026-10-26 When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected. 2026-10-26 Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick, and he is forced to take care of her. 2026-10-26 Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone. 2026-10-26 Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea. 2026-10-26 Drew (Drew Carey) tries too hard to get rid of Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney), and they end up camping out in his backyard. Guest star: Mark Curry. 2026-10-26 The pressure to become intimate takes its toll on Drew and Kate (Drew Carey, Christa Miller); Steve and Mimi (John Carroll Lynch, Kathy Kinney) want to multiply. 2026-10-26 Sarah and Casey go in search of the man behind Fulcrum's plans to build its own Intersect, leaving Chuck and Agent Barker (Jonathan Cake) in a safety bunker. 2026-10-26 Jane goes undercover in a county jail to draw out a killer who committed a brutal murder. 2026-10-27