DTOUR Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries. 2026-05-18 After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny. 2026-05-18 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-18 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-18 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-18 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-18 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-05-18 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-05-18 Drew (Drew Carey) confronts three co-workers who hold meetings and plan ways to make his life miserable. With Kathy Kinney. 2026-05-18 Drew decides to resurrect his old band when he receives a warm reception during a jam session at the Ramada Inn. 2026-05-18 Mike's feelings are hurt when Molly is nervous about him attending a celebration hosted by her publisher. 2026-05-18 During a road trip to Peggy's hometown, Molly arranges a surprise reunion between Peggy and her estranged sister (Margo Martindale); Mike and Vince bond as they try to repair a water heater. 2026-05-18 Erica and Geoff decide to throw a party to prove that they can still have fun as a young, engaged couple; Beverly presses the school faculty to put together a "Fame"-themed send-off for the senior class. 2026-05-18 Upon their return home from college orientation, Adam and Brea each confess a secret that could affect the future of their relationship; Barry and Beverly openly admit their love of ice dancing and explore their shared passion together. 2026-05-18 Brick takes a newspaper delivery job in order to earn money for night vision goggles; Axl tries to convince Sue that a long-distance relationship between her and Matt won't work; Frankie learns that Mike has been hoarding batteries. 2026-05-18 After attending a new church, Frankie is inspired by a pastor who wants people to live without regrets by fulfilling their own destiny. 2026-05-18 When Angie meets a former boyfriend who's now a news anchor for lunch, George becomes concerned she might be having an affair. 2026-05-18 George considers taking bribes from his father-in-law and best friend in exchange for permission to date his long-lost sister. 2026-05-18 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-18 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-18 A woman's belongings are positive for heroin; a Malaysian man arrives looking for work. 2026-05-18 A woman with protruding pants attracts the attention of Customs; a passenger would rather go to court than pay a fine. 2026-05-18 A woman tries to smuggle an expensive gift into Australia; a package from Hong Kong looks suspicious. 2026-05-18 A fidgety passenger has officers on high alert because of what's found under his home's floorboards. 2026-05-18 A musician claims to have special powers that help her see the future. 2026-05-18 A father and son from China have four suitcases full of undeclared food; an immigration raid targets illegal workers. 2026-05-18 When Charlie Harris, Hope Zion Hospital's chief of surgery, falls into a coma, he ends up wandering the hospital in spirit form. 2026-05-18 Alex Reid treats a boy with mysterious symptoms while dealing with the arrival of Charlie's ex-wife; Joel and Maggie try to help a patient who is refusing treatment because of religious beliefs. 2026-05-18 Local hunters begin to die from animal attacks; Audrey and Nathan suspect the animals have become the hunters. 2026-05-18 Gerry discovers that Robert is charming a generous philanthropist; Lisa finds out Simon is bribing Trudy. 2026-05-18 Gerry is forced to appoint his arch nemesis Mr. Leung as his new assistant coach; Robert brings his pet bird to work. 2026-05-18 Mike objects when Frankie starts using Brick as a snitch; Sue catches Axl sneaking into the house in the middle of the night. 2026-05-18 Mike's brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), invites the Hecks to his wedding, but lists their address as the location of the ceremony; Brick isn't allowed to go to a party that falls on the same day of the wedding. 2026-05-18 When a major earthquake shakes Los Angeles, George's repressed childhood fears resurface. Despite a positive assessment of the house from a contractor, George refuses to go back in, and he and Carmen set up a tent in the backyard. 2026-05-18 When Benny demands cash for a box of George's childhood mementos, George learns some painful truths about his boyhood. 2026-05-18 Molly needs to adjust her spending habits on shoes if she wants to maintain harmony in her marriage with Mike. 2026-05-18 After being shot in a robbery, Mike decides to live each day as if it's his last; Carl thinks Mike should quit the police force. 2026-05-18 Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, but the results are unfortunate. 2026-05-18 Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince who she wants to buy real estate. 2026-05-18 Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is. 2026-05-18 Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself. 2026-05-18 Drew's old classmate charms him into letting her move in with him, even after she starts causing trouble. 2026-05-18 Attorneys step in to settle a dispute when Drew leads an employee revolt over management's refusal to create a skywalk. 2026-05-18 Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job. 2026-05-18 The entire Boston Police Department searches for Alice Sands; the team investigates a suspicious car crash; a new romance blossoms. 2026-05-19 The team investigates a murder at a zombie convention; after revealing that she never graduated from high school, Angela decides to pursue her GED. 2026-05-19 The crisis of U.S. hostages taken in Colombia looms, as the president delivers the State of the Union. 2026-05-19 Complications arise in a rescue effort to save federal drug agents taken hostage by Colombian terrorists; a senator threatens to run for president. 2026-05-19 Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job. 2026-05-19 The entire Boston Police Department searches for Alice Sands; the team investigates a suspicious car crash; a new romance blossoms. 2026-05-19 The team investigates a murder at a zombie convention; after revealing that she never graduated from high school, Angela decides to pursue her GED. 2026-05-19 The crisis of U.S. hostages taken in Colombia looms, as the president delivers the State of the Union. 2026-05-19 Complications arise in a rescue effort to save federal drug agents taken hostage by Colombian terrorists; a senator threatens to run for president. 2026-05-19 Chuck must decide if he should go against the U.S. government and his friends by helping a top Chinese spy with an unauthorized mission; Buy More forces Morgan into a sales competition that could cost him his job. 2026-05-19 An American tourist is caught renting by the hour, but insists she needs to meet up with her boyfriend. 2026-05-19 At O'Hare International, a returning American's bananas cause a slip-up in secondary; a mother covers for her kid at Detroit's Ambassador Bridge; a car search is brought to a head in Washington State. 2026-05-19 Officers search for a fugitive in Washington State; a cook is questioned on his way to Las Vegas; a canine flags several packages in Chicago; x-rays discover anomalies in Port Huron cargo. 2026-05-19 An officer's expertise in body language pays off; a German rock band in Detroit; a hole in a traveler's story. 2026-05-19 A Chicago canine unit discovers smugglers; officers enter a high-speed chase in Port Huron; a traveler triggers radiation alarms; bullets in Blaine, Washington. 2026-05-19 In the Detroit airport, a family traveling from the UK, may need to corroborate their story. Also, a tip from authorities puts officers at the Chicago International Mail facility on high alert. 2026-05-19 Cheered by Charlie's movement, Alex treats a patient who has already undergone many surgeries; Charlie helps a dead man who has unfinished business with his gravely injured brother. 2026-05-19 A starving dog is rescued from the side of the road; two chocolate Labs removed from death row cause problems for their foster mother. 2026-05-19 A Haven man's body is bent, broken and crumpled for unexplainable reasons; Audrey, Nathan and Duke investigate the mystery behind it. 2026-05-19 Gerry is determined to be the top contributor for the food drive; Sheila is wanted by both the field hockey and debate teams at the same time. 2026-05-19 Gerry fills in for an absent phys-ed teacher; Robert wants everything in order before a journalist comes to write about the school. 2026-05-19 Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her. 2026-05-19 Mike accidentally reveals that Axl is his favorite child; Brick tries to grow a giant tomato; Sue encourages her father to participate in a variety of activities with her. 2026-05-19 George invites Carmen's boyfriend to move in with the family when he realizes the boy's father is a little too tough on him. 2026-05-19 George must explain his treatment of Carmen when she enters a poetry slam. 2026-05-19 Molly accepts a job as a forklift driver at Vince's warehouse when she decides to take a break from writing her novel. 2026-05-19 Determined to change Mike's normal routine, Molly encourages him to try new things. 2026-05-19 Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister (Camryn Manheim) to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her. 2026-05-19 Alan gets a taste of what Charlie's sex life is like when he meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy. 2026-05-19 Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right (Denise Richards) and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out. 2026-05-19 Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose. 2026-05-19 Drew (Drew Carey) loses his luggage and money while attending a convention in Las Vegas, but wins a wife. Guest stars: Brett Butler, Jerry Van Dyke, Joely Fisher and Jeremy Piven. 2026-05-19 Drew pretends to be in a same-sex relationship so his medical insurance will cover his dog's operation. 2026-05-19 Chuck runs into a fellow agent who is living a similar life and must decide whether to turn the agent in to Sarah and Casey; Morgan's and Chuck's Halloweens differ. 2026-05-19 When a mailman is killed, the team must work with an eccentric Postal Inspector; Maura continues to struggle with the ramifications of her injury; Korsak gets Kiki a terrible birthday present. 2026-05-20