DTOUR Frankie invites a couple of Marines to share Thanksgiving with her family; Axl gets good news; Sue tries to find the person who stole the chicken head from her uniform; Brick is mesmerized by a book. 2026-06-14 Mike helps his brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), move some furniture into the Heck family's garage, only to realize the furniture is stolen; Frankie hopes to land a part-time job in a department store so she can get a discount on Christmas presents. 2026-06-14 George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 2026-06-14 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-06-14 Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother. 2026-06-14 Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her. 2026-06-14 Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia. 2026-06-14 Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist. 2026-06-14 Drew (Drew Carey) and the gang make an endorsement deal with a professional wrestler (guest star Hunter Hearst Helmsley), who starts dating Kate (Christa Miller). 2026-06-14 Courting competition begins when Drew, Oswald and Lewis (Drew Carey, Diedrich Bader, Ryan Stiles) each ask the same girl out. 2026-06-14 After spending the weekend with Molly, Mike tries to follow Carl's advice to play it cool. 2026-06-14 Mike's incessant snoring interrupts his romance with Molly. 2026-06-14 Adam calls Brea, despite promising to keep distance so they can each establish themselves at college, sending Beverly into a tailspin; Joanne lands a coveted job at a posh Philly law firm. 2026-06-14 With everyone preoccupied with the new baby on the way, Erica's graduation is met with lackluster enthusiasm from Beverly and Geoff; Adam's new job is in jeopardy; Barry tries to be the new man of the house. 2026-06-14 Frankie invites a couple of Marines to share Thanksgiving with her family; Axl gets good news; Sue tries to find the person who stole the chicken head from her uniform; Brick is mesmerized by a book. 2026-06-14 Mike helps his brother, Rusty (Norm Macdonald), move some furniture into the Heck family's garage, only to realize the furniture is stolen; Frankie hopes to land a part-time job in a department store so she can get a discount on Christmas presents. 2026-06-14 George tells a little lie to avoid visiting Angie's family for the holidays but regrets it when he spends Christmas alone. 2026-06-14 George enrolls in college to set a positive example for Max after he catches the boy skipping school. 2026-06-14 Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article that calls him a good doctor, good neighbor and a good guy; it does not impress his mother. 2026-06-14 Alan begins dating a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays; after it becomes obvious that Sandy in mentally unstable, Charlie refuses to let Alan break up with her. 2026-06-14 The Inland Enforcement Unit tracks a pair of Honduran drug runners; an American tourist seems to have already put down roots in Canada. 2026-06-14 Trouble looms for a young Asian woman carrying someone else's bag, and a pair of Canadians return from a concert in California with more than a T-shirt. 2026-06-14 A street performer is caught in the middle of an escape act; a cheeky bus passenger answers questions about his mischievous past. 2026-06-14 A distinctive bag has officers seeing double; a photographer misses the big picture; a heavily-modified truck causes concern. 2026-06-14 A traveler's textbooks teach him an unexpected lesson; a tourist hits a snag instead of the slopes; officers inspect a shipment of cosmetics. 2026-06-14 Officers add charges to a woman's lengthy rap sheet and stumble upon a hair-raising package from Malaysia. 2026-06-14 Gerry uses his interview at a rival school to try to get the phys-ed job; Robert believes an elaborate musical number will prove he has what it takes. 2026-06-14 Gerry gets a chance to coach the varsity basketball team; Trudy gives Lisa a controversial gift; Dwyer suffers a bad day. 2026-06-14 The staff is in rough shape at the morning assembly, where the identity of the new librarian is finally revealed to the school. 2026-06-14 Gerry gets involved in the student council election; Robert tries to end a smear campaign; Lisa doesn't get along with the school's librarian. 2026-06-14 Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar. 2026-06-14 Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections. 2026-06-14 With her due date approaching, Erica is over pregnancy and demands a babymoon; Adam and Barry seek out advice on being an uncle from some unexpected sources. 2026-06-14 Geoff's terror over Beverly controlling all baby-care duties turns into a jump-scare-filled comedic thriller; Adam is excited to spend Halloween visiting Dave Kim at NYU, but his feelings change when he discovers his friend has reinvented himself. 2026-06-14 Axl feels embarrassed when he and Sue are asked to work on a school project together; Brick's school therapist (Dave Foley) tries to help him make friends. 2026-06-14 When Frankie and Mike dedicate a day to each of their children, Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue has them do 17 separate activities and Brick wants to go to a sci-fi convention. 2026-06-14 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-06-14 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-06-14 Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. 2026-06-14 When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage. 2026-06-14 Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party. 2026-06-14 Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz). 2026-06-14 With her due date approaching, Erica is over pregnancy and demands a babymoon; Adam and Barry seek out advice on being an uncle from some unexpected sources. 2026-06-14 Geoff's terror over Beverly controlling all baby-care duties turns into a jump-scare-filled comedic thriller; Adam is excited to spend Halloween visiting Dave Kim at NYU, but his feelings change when he discovers his friend has reinvented himself. 2026-06-14 Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar. 2026-06-14 Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections. 2026-06-14 Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him. 2026-06-14 After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving. 2026-06-14 Axl feels embarrassed when he and Sue are asked to work on a school project together; Brick's school therapist (Dave Foley) tries to help him make friends. 2026-06-15 When Frankie and Mike dedicate a day to each of their children, Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue has them do 17 separate activities and Brick wants to go to a sci-fi convention. 2026-06-15 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-06-15 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-06-15 Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. 2026-06-15 When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage. 2026-06-15 Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party. 2026-06-15 Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis, Archie (Jon Lovitz). 2026-06-15 Drew hosts a pajama party as a way to spend time with Tracy; Mimi lures some women to her house for a "business" seminar. 2026-06-15 Sportscasters add commentary and play-by-play analysis as Drew, Oswald and Lewis continue to compete for Tracy's affections. 2026-06-15 Molly becomes jealous when Mike introduces her as his friend to a woman who is flirting with him. 2026-06-15 After Mike's mother buys a hat for her, Molly feels obliged to invite the older woman over for Thanksgiving. 2026-06-15 With her due date approaching, Erica is over pregnancy and demands a babymoon; Adam and Barry seek out advice on being an uncle from some unexpected sources. 2026-06-15 Geoff's terror over Beverly controlling all baby-care duties turns into a jump-scare-filled comedic thriller; Adam is excited to spend Halloween visiting Dave Kim at NYU, but his feelings change when he discovers his friend has reinvented himself. 2026-06-15 Axl feels embarrassed when he and Sue are asked to work on a school project together; Brick's school therapist (Dave Foley) tries to help him make friends. 2026-06-15 When Frankie and Mike dedicate a day to each of their children, Axl takes them to a paintball range, Sue has them do 17 separate activities and Brick wants to go to a sci-fi convention. 2026-06-15 George drops out of school when it gets tough, but he finds it hard to hide that fact from the family when his professor (Ming-Na) drops by to check on him. 2026-06-15 When Max starts wetting the bed, the family learns he needs surgery that will help him avoid kidney disease in the future. 2026-06-15 Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship; Alan starts dating Charlie's most recent ex-girlfriend. 2026-06-15 When Charlie finds he can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle that Mia has imposed on him, he sneaks cigars, beer and burgers into the garage. 2026-06-15 A student is failing his customs exam; officers prevent an artifact from going down in history. 2026-06-15 The canine unit brings home the bacon; A traveler discovers she's got a friend in high places. 2026-06-15 Strange beetles and butterflies are mailed into Canada that may carry disease. 2026-06-15 A captain navigates troubled waters when he forgets to declare himself to the authorities. 2026-06-15 An American arrives at customs with firearms; a traveler makes a breathtaking statement. 2026-06-15 An irritated traveler pushes officers to the limit; Haitian fruits may contain more than vitamins. 2026-06-15 Celebrated neurosurgeon Thor MacLeod gives Alex an offer; Charlie deals with a fatigued spirit; Joel ends up in a fight at the clinic. 2026-06-15 Charlie tries to treat two female MMA fighters; a fight between Dana and Molly ends up in the hospital; Dawn must save a woman's heart. 2026-06-15 Audrey Parker begins seeing Christmas decorations popping up all over Haven in the middle of July. 2026-06-15 Liz leads the Quiz Cup team; Bobbi teaches an uncomfortable health unit; Robert loses patience with Trudy over her constant joking. 2026-06-15 Gerry has to help Bobbi chaperone a field trip to the museum; Jeff and Robert cover his classes back at Xavier. 2026-06-15 Brick makes it hard for Mike to relax during the vacation he was forced to take; Frankie is furious when she learns that Axl was in town without letting her know; Sue tries extra hard to please her customers after receiving a bad review. 2026-06-15 When Frankie is arrested over an unreturned library book, she thinks Brick is at fault; Cassidy and Axl are reunited during spring break. 2026-06-15 When Benny's love (Jerry Springer) returns to town, George builds a web of lies to keep them from reuniting. 2026-06-15 George and Angie make a bet to determine who can live more frugally. 2026-06-15 When Molly gets a cold before her first date with Mike, she takes cold medicine to feel better. 2026-06-15 Mike's ego takes a hit during a bowling date with Molly. 2026-06-15 Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman. 2026-06-15 Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way. 2026-06-15 Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life. 2026-06-15 Charlie goes on a double date with Jake and sets Alan up with a prostitute; Charlie runs into trouble when he can't remember his date's name. 2026-06-15 Drew (Drew Carey) tries to restore order when Larry's authority at the store causes problems. With Kathy Kinney. 2026-06-15 Drew (Drew Carey) meets a woman on the Internet who ignites his sexual passion; Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson) progresses in rehab. 2026-06-15 Chuck foils a plan to kill Tyler Martin, an international rock star; Chuck's night out with Tyler leads to trouble; Morgan holds a contest among his fellow employees. 2026-06-15 Jane and Maura must piece together clues when the bodies of young women dressed as dolls are found on the public transit system; Angela makes changes at the café; Jane learns more about Casey's injury. 2026-06-16