Antenna TV Baby-sitting makes Barbara wish for children. 2026-10-02 Barbara and Mark consider several adoption alternatives. 2026-10-02 The Hawaiian islands call to George and Louise. 2026-10-02 George thinks he's found his paradise in Hawaii. 2026-10-02 To impress Lamont's future mother-in-law, Fred decides to get into the Book of World Records by being the man who stays awake for the longest time. 2026-10-02 Two con artists talk Fred into a promotion gimmick designed to increase sales in the junkyard. 2026-10-02 Features guest interviews and musical performances. 2026-10-02 Becker finds himself suffering from writer's block and desperately searches for quiet space to compose. 2026-10-02 His friends are charmed but Becker chafes at a surprise visit from his estranged father (Dick Van Dyke). 2026-10-02 Unexpected guests (Brooke Adams, Abe Vigoda) and other mishaps disrupt holiday plans and dampen the gang's Christmas spirit. 2026-10-02 The breakdown of a new, expensive vacuum takes Joe and Helen to the cleaners; Brian dates Roy's newly arrived niece. 2026-10-02 Paul is heading to Canada, but Lisa has accidentally taken Jamie's purse by mistake which contains Paul's passport, so they run around town to find her. 2026-10-02 Paul's parents give Paul and Jamie a trip to the Caribbean. The only problem is, to use it they have to pretend to be Paul's parents, and it proves very difficult. 2026-10-02 A former classmate's (Ray Buktenica) dying wish is to spend an evening with Julia. 2026-10-02 On the eve of Charlene's baby shower, Suzanne learns that she must relinquish the Miss Georgia crown she won 15 years earlier. 2026-10-02 Mary and Sandra dress in drag to get into Lester's men's club. 2026-10-02 Mary's fantasy about an Old West showdown closely parallels her actual feelings about the opening of a sleazy neighborhood bar. 2026-10-02 The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation. 2026-10-02 Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac. 2026-10-02 Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it. 2026-10-02 George and Tom land on a strange island. 2026-10-02 Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe. 2026-10-02 Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan. 2026-10-02 Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile. 2026-10-02 Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner. 2026-10-02 Shirley meets an old friend and goes on a date with him; the children are concerned that she is too interested in him; they are even more worried when they see him with another woman. 2026-10-02 A smitten neighbor shadows Keith, who has fallen for a 16-year-old store clerk. 2026-10-02 Hazel buys a car when George won't let her use his. 2026-10-02 A purse containing a dress shop's receipts for the day is lost. 2026-10-02 Jeannie's model of a spacecraft almost gets Tony court-martialed. 2026-10-02 A reporter tries blackmail to get a scoop on Tony; A reporter disguises himself as a plumber. 2026-10-02 Gladys Kravitz leaves her husband and moves in with the Stephenses. 2026-10-02 Endora tries to make peace with Darrin; Darrin begins to shrink after their fight. 2026-10-02 An overly amorous housepainter threatens Maude and Vivian. 2026-10-02 Maude learns the true meaning of courage at a college class reunion. 2026-10-02 Jolene and Vera try to help Alice's love life by placing an ad in the personals. 2026-10-02 Mel thwarts a bank robbery while dressed up as Captain Galaxy for Halloween. He is hailed as a hero, and soon takes to dressing as the hero every day. 2026-10-02 Jewel thieves pursue Jo and Blair in Australia; Beverly Ann rekindles an old romance. 2026-10-02 The jewel thief steals Natalie's knapsack. 2026-10-02 Monroe's father pays a visit and has high expectations for his son. 2026-10-02 Henry's father pays a visit with his future bride, a woman in her 40s who is pregnant with his child. 2026-10-02 Alex reflects on his past and attempts to define his own life following the accidental death of a close friend. 2026-10-02 Skippy is smitten with Mallory's shy college friend and asks Alex for help to get her. 2026-10-02 The girls blame Jack for a bogus party invitation. 2026-10-02 Jack and Janet suspect Chrissy is a kleptomaniac. 2026-10-02 Barney investigates a sex clinic that more closely resembles a brothel. Harris investigates a rash of crimes apparently committed by a juvenile. 2026-10-02 Barney discovers that Harris has been moonlighting; Dietrich arrests a priest for fencing stolen goods; a numbers racketeer uses a mentally challenged boy as a runner. 2026-10-02 Mark and Barbara's vacation leads to a career opportunity for her and Max. 2026-10-03 Francine hires Sam to remodel the offices. 2026-10-03 Tom and George rent a sailboat even though neither knows how to sail it. 2026-10-03 George and Tom land on a strange island. 2026-10-03 Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe. 2026-10-03 Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan. 2026-10-03 Features guest interviews and musical performances. 2026-10-03 An incredulous Becker treats a man (Steven Wright) who believes he can talk to God. 2026-10-03 Becker agrees to baby-sit a mother's two children and then tries to dump the duty on Margaret and Linda. 2026-10-03 Brian receives someone else's love letters in his mail and reads them, believing he has found the perfect woman. 2026-10-03 Joe, Brian and Roy are on a collision course over the striking temp (Samantha Smith) hired while Fay vacations. 2026-10-03 Ira's ex-wife (Cyndi Lauper) returns from Luxembourg, now divorced and rich. She offers to finance Ira's new venture, but his silent partner vetoes the idea. 2026-10-03 Ira and his date fight at Paul's birthday party, prompting Paul to have flashbacks to some of the disasters that have ruined his birthday in previous years. 2026-10-03 The Sugarbaker women and their mates (Hal Holbrook, Douglas Barr, Richard Gilliland) take a canoe trip in the Georgia backwoods. 2026-10-03 Anthony attempts to prove himself when Mary Jo hires him for a contracting job. 2026-10-03 Rose decides to sell the apartment building to Sandra's boyfriend (Ron Glass). 2026-10-03 A school assignment about parenting saddles Brenda and Calvin with a piglet. 2026-10-03 Sabrina cons Libby into joining an Adopt-A-Grandparent program; Zelda has second thoughts about dating a younger man. 2026-10-03 Harvey (Nate Richert) is transformed into a frog after he and Sabrina (Melissa Joan Hart) kiss. 2026-10-03 Sabrina casts a spell to increase the excitement at school but learns living in a soap opera world can be too complicated. 2026-10-03 Sabrina, in the middle of final exams, is held hostage by a magical troll she inadvertently agreed to marry. 2026-10-03 Mork is ordered back to Ork because he has picked up too many Earthling ways. 2026-10-03 Mork competes in a downhill roller-skating race with a dishonest world champion. 2026-10-03 Suave Xerko wants Mork's job as Earth observer. 2026-10-03 Mindy gets a job at a TV station and panics when she has to go on the air during an emergency. 2026-10-03 Latest developments in science and technology and medicine. 2026-10-03 A weekly half-hour series featuring everyday Americans and their families, telling fascinating stories across America's heartland. 2026-10-03 Helen wants new furniture, and Stanley buys some — but it turns out to be Ethel's antiques that Hubert sold for a song. 2026-10-03 Jack defends accused public-nuisance Mr. Bradford. 2026-10-03 Chrissy's big track winnings threaten to split the threesome. 2026-10-03 Chrissy sets up a rendezvous with the man who has been sending her secret love notes. 2026-10-03 After his wife walks out on him, Mel's old Army buddy turns up at the diner. 2026-10-03 Flo has mixed emotions about accepting a fantastic job in another city. 2026-10-03 Barney bargains for soon-to-be-evicted tenants of a condemned hotel. Luger tries to decide how to spend his vacation time. 2026-10-03 Barney is faced with the choice of ousting poor tenants from a dilapidated hotel or facing departmental charges. 2026-10-03 A power blackout hits the city and looters hit George's stores. 2026-10-03 Florence wants to form a union for maids. 2026-10-03 Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks. 2026-10-03 Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial. 2026-10-03 Schneider becomes romantically involved with one of Ann's old schoolmates. 2026-10-03 A mistake leaves Ann with a man and his piano. 2026-10-03 Rabinowitz finds himself the prime candidate for a partnership in the family law firm after saving the life of senior partner Uncle Abe. 2026-10-03 Stephanie must convince Archie to let her try out when she's granted an audition for the High School of Performing Arts. 2026-10-03 Maude is appalled to find that Walter has supplied a date for a rich investor who's coming to dinner. 2026-10-03 Maude's ex-husband leaves her responsible for disposing of his ashes in a very particular manner. 2026-10-03 The new neighbor complains about the Partridges' music. 2026-10-03 Keith schemes to meet a new girl through Laurie's newspaper column. 2026-10-03 A baby's arrival causes lecturer George to fail in his duties. 2026-10-04