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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim decides to teach the boys a lesson after they tell Mark that the others in the family are aliens from another planet.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Tim and the "Tool Time" crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Tim tries to prove a point to Jill by hosting an all-female show to teach women how to do household repairs.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) agrees to clean the house for Jill (Patricia Richardson) while she works on a fund-raising speech.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) pride is crushed when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats him at bowling; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) runs into a bully at the alley.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>When Annette (guest star Jessica Simpson) visits Kelso, Jackie must conceal her jealousy from Hyde. Tom Poston and Betty White also guest star.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Hyde breaks up with Jackie when he realizes she still has feelings for Kelso. Betty White and Jessica Simpson guest star.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Red, Kitty, Eric and Donna help Jackie clean out her parents' mountain cabin. Jack Osbourne guest stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Rivals (guest stars Fred Willard, Seth Green) try to best Red and Eric in a father-son, Paul Bunyan competition. Bob Goldthwait also guest stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Silver Eagle is here &amp; it is a once-in-a-lifetime coin!</title>
    <desc>Join your hosts Kevin Cash &amp; Cory Cady as we discuss the 250th Anniversary of America with the official "America 250" logo on a Silver American Eagle label; we are locking in orders for this iconic release, but coins are limited! Don't miss out!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen</title>
    <desc>Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.</title>
    <desc>Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote &amp; installation.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's free-spirited college pal (Christopher McDonald) drives Jill (Patricia Richardson) crazy when he comes to visit. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <desc>Brad prepares for his first date with Jennifer; Jill's feminist girlfriend Karen is expected to visit.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) asks for a sentimental birthday gift, so Tim (Tim Allen) shops for lingerie.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and guest Bob Vila test their knowledge in a competition on "Tool Time.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into trouble when he misses a romantic Valentine's Day weekend with Jill to satisfy his sponsor's demands.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260503123000 +0000" stop="20260503130000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill is convinced a chain letter is the cause of Tim's bad luck; boxer George Foreman appears on "Tool Time.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Two new friends give Tim (Tim Allen) marital advice after a misunderstanding with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Guest stars Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>The sparks fly when Jill sets up her pottery works in Tim's garage; Tim and Al trade places on "Tool Time.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with professor Davis, it's his erratic behavior that sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship; Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford; after an attempt to boost business at the diner goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Andy and Jim plan a retreat at Andy's fiancee's cabin in the woods.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Jim runs into an ex-girlfriend (Constance Marie), he becomes convinced she wants to rekindle their romance.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike builds a shed for Vanessa to work in -- and free up his space at home; Kyle struggles when Kristin is named employee of the month.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike's ex-girlfriend, a famous rock climber, wants him to go on a trip with her to promote her line of climbing gear; Kristen and Ryan part with their old possessions.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters; Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister; Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When the kids won't do their chores, Adam and Andi decide to go on strike too.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Adam thinks Kate's boyfriend is a pothead, he decides to confront him; Don tells Lowell there are office rules he must follow, but Lowell suspects he is making them up.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Despite Cheryl's reservations, Jim gets Kyle out of his first day of kindergarten to go see a Cubs game.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim fears that Cheryl's romantic expectations will increase as Ryan (Mitch Rouse) showers Dana with gifts, until he learns a secret about a special tape Cheryl may have made.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl wins two tickets to visit Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion, she decides to take Dana instead of Jim.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) learns a lesson in romance when he tries to give Al (Richard Karn) advice. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) gets into trouble with his family when he installs new stereo equipment in the house. With Patricia Richardson, Richard Karn.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>A peanut-rolling contest interferes with Jill's plans to spend an evening alone with Tim; Brad anticipates his first kiss.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260503230000 +0000" stop="20260503233000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-03</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>On his birthday, Jim accuses Cheryl of habitually choosing gifts intended to change him instead of to please him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim learns that his neighbor (Julie Newmar) has written a series of children's books, modeling a grumpy old man on him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim suspects that the father (Joseph Bologna) of one of Ruby and Gracie's classmates is his own real father, who abandoned him as a child.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>After Jim makes a neighbor cry with a blunt remark at his backyard barbecue, Jim decides to reform and become the model of polite diplomacy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Andi goes back to work and Adam stays home to take care of the kids, he discovers that they aren't well-behaved angels.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam must choose between his brother and his wife when he receives two coveted tickets to a Steelers game.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam makes a hasty decision after getting upset with his daughter's kindergarten teacher, landing himself and Andi in trouble.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Don persuades Adam to turn his cluttered garage into a man cave; Adam is distraught after thinking he gave away one of Andi's beloved keepsakes.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Kranky Hanky; Bass-o-Matic; Scratch That Itch.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260504060000 +0000" stop="20260504063000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260504063000 +0000" stop="20260504070000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260504070000 +0000" stop="20260504073000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology</title>
    <desc>Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Tired of Pain? Go Drug-Free</title>
    <desc>See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260504080000 +0000" stop="20260504083000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">1776 - 2026 250th Anniversary Quarter Celebration Program</title>
    <desc>2026 will be one of the most historic years ever in U.S. coinage; join your host Mike Mezack to learn about the incredible U.S. Quarter program and get a chance at an exclusive P&amp;D Roll!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Joint Relief Revolution</title>
    <desc>Join Connie Craig-Carroll and health visionary Ken Meares as they uncover OmegaXL, the groundbreaking natural supplement transforming lives by tackling joint pain and inflammation.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260504093000 +0000" stop="20260504100000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">Never Scrub Your Floors Again</title>
    <desc>See why this cleaning tool replaces chemicals and hard labor!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260504103000 +0000" stop="20260504110000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Comfy hammocks falling apart, a high-powered flying lawn mower and outrageous office pranks.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
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    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>Red and Kitty mark their 25th anniversary; Vic (Bruce Willis) offers Kelso a job at a gentlemen's club in Chicago.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Brad fails to tell the truth about his car accident; three generations of the Al Unser car-racing family visit "Tool Time.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>A "Tool Time" mishap may prevent Tim from keeping an important date with Mark and setting a tool show record.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>"Tool Time" gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Bob makes things worse after interfering in Goodwin and Kofo's ongoing spat; Abishola puts her pride on the line when she realizes she's been an inattentive friend to Kemi.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>As Abishola begins studying for medical school, she offends Gloria with an insensitive comment about Gloria's own journey of almost becoming a doctor; Tunde schools a reluctant Bob on the art of home repair while helping to fix his dishwasher.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim joins Cheryl's yoga class after getting jealous of her male instructor.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Kyle and Andy both fall for Ruby's piano teacher, Mandy (Jackie Debatin).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>Adam and Andi try to get back in their neighbors' good graces after no one shows up to their potluck dinner.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to teach Kyle a lesson about quitting by running a 10k marathon, but he ends up cheating in the race.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>In an effort to outdo Cheryl's story about meeting Oprah, Jim makes up a story about his construction office catching fire.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim helps Andy pick up a beautiful woman at the bar, but she turns out to be crazy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>To teach Jim the value of communication, Cheryl does not speak to him for three days.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) is uncomfortable discussing personal matters with his visiting mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) fret over being stranded in a small-town airport on Christmas Eve.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) hires his laid-off brother Marty (guest star William O'Leary) to rebuild the "Tool Time" set.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Brad feels like he is second best when seventh-grader Randy begins taking classes at the high school.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>Mike decides to give Vanessa a family-free holiday for Christmas; Ed accidentally shoots a bald eagle.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>When Eve is suspended from school for calling a boy a bad name, Mike is surprised name calling would be considered bullying.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-04</date>
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    <desc>Outdoor Man's longtime architect, Bill McKenzie (Richard Karn), faces professional competition from a young, attractive woman; Vanessa wonders if her recent promotion was based on looks or talent.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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