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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Eve's neighbor beats her to starting her annual snow shoveling business, Mike gives her a lesson on capitalism and the free market.</desc>
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    <desc>Eric must return Donna's engagement ring after he receives a collection notice.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Hyde and Kelso ogle sexy nurses at a convention. Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas guest stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Hyde tries to make amends after Jackie discovers he cheated on her; Red pressures Eric and Donna to set a wedding date.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife; Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>With the bar experiencing financial trouble, Sean and Claudia take on additional work in order to make ends meet.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Claudia is thrilled when her cute study buddy (Trent Ford) flirts with her, but her bubble bursts when she finds out that Steve paid him to do it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Mark is convinced he has COVID-19; Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh, who has been ghosting Harris; when Jackie visits Roseanne's grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her; when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Not just another Sunday in the park with these laughs.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Proof Silver Eagle: America's 250th Anniversary Release</title>
    <desc>Join Mike Mezack for a historic release, the first-ever 1776-2026 dual-date Proof Silver Eagle with Liberty Bell privy mark, struck in .999 silver for America's 250th Anniversary; a one-year-only issue collectors won't want to miss.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Rare Limited Silver</title>
    <desc>Secure the lowest mintage Philadelphia Proof Silver Eagle ever issued by the US Mint with this 2026 Congratulations Set Silver Eagle graded PF70UCAM. This coin boasts a minscule 60,000 mintage limit, housed in a signed First Day of Issue holder.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>On the way home from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kitty's wedding ring out the window.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Samantha's real husband shows up; Jackie makes of list of qualities she desires in a man.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Jackie seeks advice from Donna and a therapist when she realizes that she has feelings for Fez.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>When Hyde's father asks him to housesit while he is out of town, the gang convinces Hyde to throw a party.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill makes Tim promise to stop looking at other women; industrial strength glue causes a sticky situation at work.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>In the last ever episode, Jim chokes on some food and finds himself on trial in heaven, where Andy represents the defense and Dana the Devil.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>When Jim tries to solve Ruby's separation anxiety, he discovers that he doesn't have the willpower to leave his teary 6-year-old at school.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa disagree over how Eve should handle the situation when her boyfriend doesn't invite her to a family event; Kristin and Ryan doubt Mandy and Kyle's ability to find clues in an escape room.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa think Mandy and Kyle should move out; Chuck relays some unexpected news about Kyle's absentee mom; Boyd might be embarrassed about being home-schooled.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>When Andi's parents decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel but must drive back to Chicago when Dana thinks she is in labor.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim pulls a groin muscle and tries to keep it a secret from Jill.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim invites the guys over to help him install an engine, but Jill turns the afternoon into a barbecue party.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Al (Richard Karn) helps Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) build a haunted house as part of a Halloween party for Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim moves in with Al for the night to avoid catching Mark's chickenpox when the Andretti brothers visit the show.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) finds a job with a Detroit magazine; Mr. Binford's daughter (Vicki Lewis) becomes Tim's (Tim Allen) new producer.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill and the boys (Patricia Richardson, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) try to persuade Tim (Tim Allen) to sign his will.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill and Tim are caught in the middle when Dave begins dating Jill's friend and another woman at the same time.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill's (Patricia Richardson) growing responsibilities at the magazine force Tim (Tim Allen) to take charge of the domestic chores.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Brad and Randy collect money for a Christmas charity; the Manhattan Transfer quartet appears on "Tool Time.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) installs a remote-control closet in the bedroom; Tim's fatherly hugs begin to embarrass Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan). With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Tim confronts Jill about her individual checking account; Brad becomes careless when he baby-sits Jennifer's goldfish.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Tim and Jill question what holds their marriage together when Tim does poorly on a compatibility test.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Major League</title>
    <desc>The new owner of the Cleveland Indians, former showgirl Rachel Phelps (Margaret Whitton), has a sweetheart deal to move the team to Miami. But to break the lease with the city of Cleveland, ticket sales have to plummet. So Phelps hires the most incompetent players available, including near-blind pitcher Rick Vaughn (Charlie Sheen) and injury-prone catcher Jake Taylor (Tom Berenger). But her villai</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen</title>
    <desc>Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) anniversary gift for Jill (Patricia Richardson) is ballroom dancing lessons for both of them. Guest stars Ann Miller.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Tim refuses to stop and ask for directions when he and Jill become lost in a snowstorm while driving to a wedding.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Tim contends with a bothersome woodpecker; Brad breaks up with Jennifer, and Tim and Jill become his tutors.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) disapproval, Tim (Tim Allen) convinces Mark (Taran Noah Smith) to join a karate class.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill wants Mark to see his first ballet, but Tim spoils her plans; Jill convinces Tim to leave Randy and Brad at home alone.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim gets into trouble with Jill when he bumps into his high-school girlfriend, who insists on meeting his wife.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill takes matters into her own hands after Tim begins ignoring the household repairs to tinker with his hot rod.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim competes against Bob Vila in a lawn mower race for charity.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Dan enlists the help of a few good friends for the funeral home remodel; Louise points out that Dan's generosity with his time seems to benefit everyone but her; Robin and Darlene take a big career risk that may not pay off the way they expect it to.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their big getaway; Jim and Andy argue about a treehouse.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's cat dies, Jim promises to give it a proper burial, but the football game takes priority.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>After avoiding expressing emotion after his dad died, Mike finally has the heart-to-heart with Bud that he never had while he was alive; Kristin proposes a new business venture; Mandy gives Kyle a makeover to fit his new corporate job.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Under the threat of corporate takeover, Mike and Ed disagree on the direction of Outdoor Man's future; Vanessa is elated when she thinks Mandy and Kyle are trying to have a baby.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Mike and Chuck find the perfect target for a prank while working late to set up a security system at the store on Halloween; Mandy, Kyle, Kristen and Ryan hold a séance.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father; Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Adam learns that Andi is keeping secrets from him for his own good, he becomes determined to find out what she's hiding from him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Adam is thrilled to help Joe buy a new car but is caught off guard when Joe suddenly becomes irritable; Andi discovers Emme has been hiding a pet snake and has to figure out a way to get rid of it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim receives the cold shoulder from both Jill and her visiting mother when he tries to mediate a dispute between them.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Tim and the boys (Tim Allen, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) retreat to the garage to construct a Mother's Day present for Jill (Patricia Richardson).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) Mother's Day plans for Jill (Patricia Richardson) go awry when he gives away a nostalgic swing set. Guest star: Victoria Principal.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) is uncomfortable discussing personal matters with his visiting mother (guest star Bonnie Bartlett).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Cheryl urges Jim to behave on St. Patrick's Day and forgo his annual law-bending "Green Man" routine so she can assure herself an appointment to the church committee.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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    <desc>Jim advises Ryan (Mitch Rouse) on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-11</date>
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