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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Outdoor Man's longtime architect, Bill McKenzie (Richard Karn), faces professional competition from a young, attractive woman; Vanessa wonders if her recent promotion was based on looks or talent.</desc>
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    <desc>A battle of wits between Hyde and Kelso deteriorates into a wrestling match; Kitty goes to her first doctor's appointment for her pregnancy.</desc>
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    <desc>Donna gives Eric a big ugly ring as a symbol of their rekindled romance; Kitty is determined that menopause won't get her down.</desc>
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    <desc>Donna and Eric have a heart-to-heart discussion about their future after visiting different colleges.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>Eric buys an engagement ring for Donna; Red gets menopausal Kitty a dog to lift her spirits.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>When Adam offers to go on a vegan diet with Kate in an effort to bond with her, his love of meat proves a hard habit to break.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>After Adam throws out his back on his 50th birthday, he is still determined to take a dirt bike excursion and check it off his bucket list; Don and Adam give out bonuses at work.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>Brad leaves Lily behind and boards a bus to space camp with his girlfriend Lana (Mila Kunis); Eddie's girlfriend Hope (Kristin Dattilo) tells Claudia a secret about Eddie.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>After admitting he hooked up with his space-camp buddy, Lana (Mila Kunis), Brad begs for forgiveness from Lily until he learns of her infidelity.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>It's Beverly Rose's first birthday, but it's not all cake and candles as Becky and Emilio disagree on what kind of party they should have; Jackie is introduced to someone who wants to be more than friends.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Darlene's friendship with a manager at Wellman Plastics lands her in an awkward situation; Louise's brother tries to win over Jackie by making a thoughtful gesture, creating uncomfortable tension.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Car accident? Free Legal Consultation</title>
    <desc>Legal professionals standing by to answer your questions.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen</title>
    <desc>Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">America 250th Anniversary Coins: Enduring Liberty Half Dollars</title>
    <desc>Join Mike Mezack for a special presentation of the 1776-2026 Enduring Liberty Half Dollars-one-year-only U.S. Mint issues honoring America's 250th Anniversary, including rare rolls and certified MS67 collectibles.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">NECTAR TRI-PILLOW -Cooler, Comfy, Better Sleep! Buy One Get One FREE!</title>
    <desc>Discover the Nectar Tri-Comfort Cooling Pillow for the ultimate sleep experience! Adjustable to three firmness levels to provide customized support and cooling all night long. Order NOW to get a second pillow FREE, plus a 30-night home trial!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Interested in Gold? Learn More!</title>
    <desc>Gold has been the best long-term asset class for thousands of years; find out how you can protect your financial future by diversifying your nest-egg with physical gold today.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>When Donna and Randy begin spending more time together, Fez and Jackie suspect that there is more going on than meets the eye.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>The gang is bored hanging out in the basement, so Randy spices things up by taking everyone out to the local burger joint.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim asks former "Tool Time" girl Lisa to return to the show temporarily but neglects to consult with Heidi.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>The Taylors look forward to their annual summer getaway, each for different reasons. With Tim Allen and Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>When Randy writes an article for the school paper disclosing Binford Tools' poor environmental record, Tim feels flabbergasted.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Abishola must reconcile a decade-old wound when she's forced to attend the funeral of an unlikable aunt; Bob struggles at the factory with the first batch of socks before receiving support from an unlikely source.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Andy tries to find a perfect birthday present for his girlfriend (Jackie Debatin).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim turns baby-sitting into a sporting event by staging baby races where the fathers bet on their kids.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <desc>Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Adam and Andi are caught off guard by unexpected expenses, they each decide to give up a luxury to pay for the expenses.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam takes his kids to work, and they accidentally give his biggest client lice; Andi feels like a bad mom when she doesn't get lice.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to blackmail Dana when he learns she is having erotic dreams about him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl urges Jim to meet an old girlfriend (Linda Hamilton) for lunch, but has second thoughts when she becomes convinced the woman has romantic intentions.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl and Dana's mother, Maggie, visits for the holidays, Jim and Cheryl compete with Ryan and Dana for her affection.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Jim and Cheryl preview a sex education video to be shown to children at Ruby's school, they discover that the boy in the video is Jim.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>As part of a "Tool Time" salute to the armed forces, Tim drives a tank and doesn't do it very well.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) becomes extremely nervous when Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants him to get a vasectomy.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Astronauts of the space shuttle Columbia visit the "Tool Time" set after using Tim's screwdriver in space.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) offers Harry (guest star Blake Clarke) advice after Delores (guest star Shirley Prestia) decides to work at the hardware store.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Eve is inspired by her father's patriotism and decides to join the Junior ROTC, Vanessa is concerned.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike is so impressed with Mandy's new boyfriend that he offers him a job; Kristin navigates her relationship with Ryan.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-05</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike discovers that Boyd is no longer using the Baxter name; Kristin, Mandy and Eve make a Valentine's Day music video.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>The Outdoor Man puts on a skit based on a Wild West Show starring Ed and Eve and directed by Mike; Mandy tries flirting with an oblivious Kyle.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Eric turns into a turkey when his math teacher dines with the Formans on Thanksgiving Day. Tom Poston and Betty White guest star.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>While fighting over Jackie, Kelso accidentally shoots Hyde with an air gun; Fez develops a crush on his boss at the DMV.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>Donna scores higher on the Scholastic Aptitude Test than Eric.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Fez decides to introduce his new girlfriend, Nina, to the gang, and Kitty offers to throw a dinner party for the occasion.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam gets jealous when Teddy names Andi as his hero for a school essay.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Adam accidentally invites Andi to go on the guys' annual trip, he tries to un-invite her, which only makes matters worse.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>Lily and Brad try to remain friends, until Lily accepts a date with another boy and Brad hits on his new neighbor.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>Sean finds fault with Faye; Lily's attempt to make Brad jealous backfires; Claudia is upset that Sean told everyone she is pregnant.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Harris' job is in jeopardy after joining a protest she strongly believes in, leading to tense discussions within the family; Jackie makes a visit to Wellman Plastics only to realize the company is instituting supervised drug testing.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Ben's mom arrives after an unexpected death and unveils shocking information from the past; Becky and Emilio spend more time together.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Emma: Natural Relief for Bloating, Constipation &amp; Gut Imbalance</title>
    <desc>Tired of bloating or gut issues that won't go away?; discovering the root cause-and how Emma can help eliminate methane-producing archaea, reset digestion and restore balance naturally.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">NEW! Shark PowerDetect with DuoClean Detect Technology</title>
    <desc>Meet the new Shark PowerDetect Upright Vacuum with features like DuoClean Detect Technology, self-cleaning brush roll and odor neutralizing and you will be cleaning faster, smarter and better!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Silver Eagle is here &amp; it is a once-in-a-lifetime coin!</title>
    <desc>Join your hosts Kevin Cash &amp; Cory Cady as we discuss the 250th Anniversary of America with the official "America 250" logo on a Silver American Eagle label; we are locking in orders for this iconic release, but coins are limited! Don't miss out!</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Natural Blood Pressure Management</title>
    <desc>Cardiologist Dr. Ernst von Schwarz, M.D. shows how to manage your blood pressure naturally and help protect your heart for life with My Best Heart.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260506103000 +0000" stop="20260506110000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>At the salon, Fez meets a promiscuous older woman who is interested in more than just a wash, rinse and repeat.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>When Jackie lands a job on a local celebrity talk show, she quickly learns that working in showbiz is not at all what she expected.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) declines Tim's (Tim Allen) offer to build her a quiet at-home work space, and that offends him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) suggests that Tim (Tim Allen) accompany Al (Richard Karn) so he can show him how to be confident with women.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>Tim becomes Brad's personal trainer after a college expresses interest in giving the teen a sports scholarship.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>The weird subject matter of Mark's Halloween horror film has Tim and Jill worried; Tim builds a hot rod jack-o'-lantern.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>A conflicted Abishola pushes against her Nigerian roots when she opens up about her past to Dele; Bob attempts to bridge an emotional gap with Douglas.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Despite Mandy's warnings, Andy plays snow football with Jim and gets injured.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to be a cool dad to impress Ruby and her friends but realizes that she is just manipulating him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike wants Chuck to sell him the car he recently inherited, but Joe is after the same thing; Kyle brings an ugly centerpiece for Thanksgiving dinner; Kristin and Ryan lay down the law after learning Eve's boyfriend stayed the night.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike considers whether to follow the politically correct guidelines for his speech at Mandy's graduation; Eve's friend's boasting about her life away at college leaves Eve feeling discouraged.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>After losing her teaching job, Vanessa drives her family members crazy by spending all of her time hovering over them; Ryan and Kyle compete to see who knows more about zombies and how to survive an apocalypse.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Eve introduces her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad and the rest of the family at Christmas dinner; Mandy persuades Kristin to give Kyle hints on what to get her for Christmas.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam notices his dad's increasingly forgetful behavior and struggles with how to approach him to discuss it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <desc>When Adam and Andi agree on a present-free Valentine's Day, Adam gives Andi's gift to his mother.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>During a ceremony to renew their wedding vows, Jim and Cheryl squabble because she allowed Gracie and Ruby to get their ears pierced.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl and Jim get into an argument about Erik Estrada, and Jim sets out to prove her wrong about an incident involving the actor 10 years earlier.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>On his birthday, Jim accuses Cheryl of habitually choosing gifts intended to change him instead of to please him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl thinks she is attending a lingerie party given by Andy's new girlfriend, then learns the hostess is selling sex toys.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) keeps an eye on Tim (Tim Allen) when a news reporter (guest star Rosalind Allen) flatters him with her flirtations.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) fears his ideas for "Tool Time" will be knocked down when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats his boss at bowling.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Brad get into a fight over Brad's new haircut and the hot rod engine; Randy doesn't want Jill to help him rehearse for an audition to play Romeo in a school play of "Romeo and Juliet.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) anxiously await the final results of a test that will show if Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) is seriously ill.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike wages psychological warfare after he catches Mandy sneaking into the house late at night; Kristin tries to hide her new romance from Boyd.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Mike hires a private soccer coach in hope of helping Eve land a scholarship, the ladies of the Baxter household are charmed by the young man.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-06</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Ryan winds up impressing Mike; after Mandy fails history and her laptop and cell phone are taken away, she starts using Mike's old ham radio.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-07</date>
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