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    <desc>Vanessa encourages Mandy to enjoy college life and join a sorority; Ed goes under cover to investigate productivity on The Outdoor Man loading dock.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Kristin finds herself comparing her boyfriend to John Baker (Jonathan Taylor Thomas), the ambitious owner of the restaurant she manages; as part of Eve's sniper/hunter training, she and Mike try to catch each other unaware.</desc>
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    <desc>Red, Kitty, Eric and Donna help Jackie clean out her parents' mountain cabin. Jack Osbourne guest stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Rivals (guest stars Fred Willard, Seth Green) try to best Red and Eric in a father-son, Paul Bunyan competition. Bob Goldthwait also guest stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>The gang goes to a job fair at a local motel; Eric is determined to find a job since Red refuses to pay for college; Kelso decides he wants to be a police officer.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>The Formans discover Jackie has been sleeping at their place because she has nowhere else to go; Fez realizes Nina is reluctant to introduce him to her family.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>When Andi's doctor advises her to stop taking birth control pills, Adam and Andi disagree on an alternate option.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Adam promises not to lie to Andi again, but finds himself in a tough spot when he has to cover for Joe.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>Lily's plan to run against Brad for school president turns ugly when she bribes Jimmy to smear him; Sean learns the sex of the baby, but Claudia thinks she wants to be surprised; Eddie's doctor blames Sean for Eddie's instability.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Sean promises to get his famous friend, J.J. Bodybuddy, to perform at the school health fair; Lily auditions to join the Asian tour of "Up With People.".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Chuck's new purchase of a boat creates a rift; Darlene hires her first assistant at Wellman's Plastics but soon realizes she is anything but helpful; Jackie is laser-focused on her dream of being a contestant on "Jeopardy!".</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Darlene starts to feel the pressures of her new job; Dan attempts to help Ben out at the hardware store, but the two don't always agree on how to run the business.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Car accident? Free Legal Consultation</title>
    <desc>Legal professionals standing by to answer your questions.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Historic Silver Set</title>
    <desc>Add the Set of 20 Truly Historic Morgan Silver Dollars in Brilliant Uncirculated condition to your numismatic collection today. With only about 1% of all Morgan Dollars grading in uncirculated condition, examples like these are Condition Rarities.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
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    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>When a guest cancels a booking on "What's Up, Wisconsin?", Jackie's job is on the line unless she finds a replacement.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Donna wonders whether dating Randy is the right thing; Fez tries to impress the ladies. Isaac Hayes guest stars as himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) starts hanging out with his students when he gets a teaching job at the local college. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) gets caught up in a Christmas decorating contest and uses enough lights to illuminate Michigan.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Brad announces his plans to marry a college woman, but Tim and Jill try to convince him he's too young.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Jill rent their second house to Al, who proves to be a difficult tenant; Randy and Brad buy the same shirt.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>When Bob asks for space from his ever-present mother, Dottie doesn't take it well; Kofo attempts to enjoy the luxuries of living alone, but his new landlord, Tunde, overstays his welcome.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>After Bob and Abishola land in Lagos, they rush to rescue Dele from his dad's place; Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde explore their old stomping grounds and realize things have changed since their last visit to Nigeria.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Jim gets financially rewarded for doing charity work, Cheryl tells him that he should return the money.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim is haunted by a ghost when he buys Cheryl a diamond necklace that was taken off a dead woman.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Eve surprises Mike and Vanessa with her decision about college; Kyle and Mandy decide to have Ed's recently deceased dog stuffed.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>The winner of the "Meet Outdoor Man" contest thinks Mike's video log contains secret messages; Vanessa starts a lending library to meet people in her neighborhood; Chuck adjusts to his new life after his wife takes a job in Los Angeles.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>After becoming worried that their daughters don't attend church anymore, Mike and Vanessa take it upon themselves to make church more interesting; Ryan has Kyle as a guest on his podcast, but the two don't expect their wives to hear the conversation.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa takes Mike's advice to expand her tutoring business but becomes frustrated when he gets too involved; Kyle works to become a powerful entrepreneur.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam tries to organize a birthday dinner for Andi, but soon discovers that managing the guests is harder than he thought.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam and Andi lose footage of an intimate moment they accidentally recorded; they must track it down before anyone can see it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Andy starts to play chess with Ryan on a regular basis, and jealous Jim assumes Andy is no longer his best friend.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim advises Ryan (Mitch Rouse) on how to deal with fluctuating hormones when he announces that Dana is expecting.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>As a talk-show guest, Jim angers Cheryl by expressing the view that men should not let women feminize them.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim teaches Kyle to throw the perfect punch to defend himself against the school bully, but Kyle gets suspended for repeatedly hitting the other child.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) and the "Tool Time" staff take the show on the road when they ship off on an aircraft carrier.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's obsession with daily routine prompts him and Jill to dream about their lives 35 years in the future.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>When Tim's boss tells the tale of his impending divorce, Tim decides to attend a couples workshop with Jill.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) prepares to express his true feelings for Lauren, only to discover she loves another. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Boyd finds Vanessa's ideas for the Halloween haunted house fundraiser too scary. Mike wants to help Boyd face his fears.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Mike is reluctant to support a neighbor in her bid for the school board, he comes under suspicion when campaign signs start disappearing; Eve gets mixed messages when Kristin and Many give her advice on romance.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-08</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Eve's neighbor beats her to starting her annual snow shoveling business, Mike gives her a lesson on capitalism and the free market.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Vanessa feels guilty after encouraging Mandy to end things with Kyle, so she decides to try to make things right.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Eric must return Donna's engagement ring after he receives a collection notice.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Kitty invites a creepy teenager over to be part of Eric's circle of friends; the gang sees Fez's bedroom for the first time.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Hyde and Kelso ogle sexy nurses at a convention. Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas guest stars.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Hyde tries to make amends after Jackie discovers he cheated on her; Red pressures Eric and Donna to set a wedding date.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Adam and Don become super protective of Lowell when they think he might get back together with his cheating ex-wife; Joe experiences an unexpected side effect from his new pacemaker.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>Adam and Andi offer Teddy dating advice but wind up making things super awkward for him instead.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>With the bar experiencing financial trouble, Sean and Claudia take on additional work in order to make ends meet.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Grounded for Life</title>
    <desc>Claudia is thrilled when her cute study buddy (Trent Ford) flirts with her, but her bubble bursts when she finds out that Steve paid him to do it.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Mark is convinced he has COVID-19; Becky and Harris team up to confront Josh, who has been ghosting Harris; when Jackie visits Roseanne's grave, she finds an appalling headstone right next to it and sets out to make it right.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Dan feels helpless when Louise refuses to let him put himself at risk for her; when Jackie learns the competing restaurants are posting negative reviews about The Lunch Box, she recruits Neville to help her confront them.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>The Just for Laughs Festival has been a staple of the Canadian comedy scene for more than 30 years. Now, the festival lends its famous name to this hidden-camera prank show starring a Quebec-based troupe. Canada is the stage and its inhabitants are the characters -- some might say victims -- for the "Candid Camera"-style pranks featured on the half-hour series. Although the pranks last just a few </desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Not just another Sunday in the park with these laughs.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Proof Silver Eagle: America's 250th Anniversary Release</title>
    <desc>Join Mike Mezack for a historic release, the first-ever 1776-2026 dual-date Proof Silver Eagle with Liberty Bell privy mark, struck in .999 silver for America's 250th Anniversary; a one-year-only issue collectors won't want to miss.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Rare Limited Silver</title>
    <desc>Secure the lowest mintage Philadelphia Proof Silver Eagle ever issued by the US Mint with this 2026 Congratulations Set Silver Eagle graded PF70UCAM. This coin boasts a minscule 60,000 mintage limit, housed in a signed First Day of Issue holder.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260509100000 +0000" stop="20260509103000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260509103000 +0000" stop="20260509110000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>Covers different themes in the search for the best and funniest videos from around the world; includes an entertaining look at relatable moments from real-life home movies.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260509110000 +0000" stop="20260509113000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>On the way home from the county fair, Fez accidentally throws Kitty's wedding ring out the window.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260509113000 +0000" stop="20260509120000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Samantha's real husband shows up; Jackie makes of list of qualities she desires in a man.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Jackie seeks advice from Donna and a therapist when she realizes that she has feelings for Fez.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>When Hyde's father asks him to housesit while he is out of town, the gang convinces Hyde to throw a party.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill makes Tim promise to stop looking at other women; industrial strength glue causes a sticky situation at work.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>When Bob accidentally reveals Morenike is gay, Abishola and Kemi are forced to defend her against their church, and even their own families; Douglas comes clean to Olivia about not being poor.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Bob is surprised when Abishola's medical school plans include going to Baltimore -- with or without him.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>In the last ever episode, Jim chokes on some food and finds himself on trial in heaven, where Andy represents the defense and Dana the Devil.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>When Jim tries to solve Ruby's separation anxiety, he discovers that he doesn't have the willpower to leave his teary 6-year-old at school.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
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    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>At The Outdoor Man store, Mandy unintentionally causes a dispute between Chuck and Joe; thinking Vanessa needs to blow off some steam, Kristen and Eve invite her to their kickboxing class.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike and Vanessa eagerly await Eve's return from the Air Force Academy; Ryan's anxiety about current events leads to a shocking announcement.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Man With a Plan</title>
    <desc>When Andi's parents decide to visit them for Easter, Adam and Andi have to keep the peace between both sets of parents.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>When Adam insists that pranks are harmless fun, Andi creates an elaborate hoax to teach him a lesson.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim and Cheryl try to celebrate their 15th anniversary in an Indiana motel but must drive back to Chicago when Dana thinks she is in labor.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260509193000 +0000" stop="20260509200000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim must pay for an expensive operation to keep the family's pet guinea pig alive.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Raging Jim accidentally backs into a police car while chasing a guy and chooses anger-management classes instead of paying the fine.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Jim takes over housekeeping duties to give Cheryl time to grieve when her favorite uncle dies, but begins to suspect Cheryl is faking her grief to get him to do more housework.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim pulls a groin muscle and tries to keep it a secret from Jill.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim invites the guys over to help him install an engine, but Jill turns the afternoon into a barbecue party.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Al (Richard Karn) helps Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) build a haunted house as part of a Halloween party for Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan).</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim moves in with Al for the night to avoid catching Mark's chickenpox when the Andretti brothers visit the show.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) finds a job with a Detroit magazine; Mr. Binford's daughter (Vicki Lewis) becomes Tim's (Tim Allen) new producer.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <desc>Jill and the boys (Patricia Richardson, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) try to persuade Tim (Tim Allen) to sign his will.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-09</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill and Tim are caught in the middle when Dave begins dating Jill's friend and another woman at the same time.</desc>
    <date>2026-05-10</date>
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