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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Men Behaving Badly</title>
    <desc>Kevin and Jamie go to great lengths to earn skybox tickets from Kevin's boss.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Head Massage; Mistaken Identity; Meditation.</desc>
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    <desc>In Case of Emergency; Take That; Puff Pastry.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Thanks a Million; No Dummy; Speed Trap.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Statue of imitation; not dead yet; silent auction.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen</title>
    <desc>Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">CSN Mint: 2026 U.S. Silver Proof Set PF70</title>
    <desc>Celebrate America's 250th with the 2026 U.S. Mint Silver Proof Set, certified perfect NGC PF70 with the official America 250 logo; includes 10 proof coins, one-year-only designs, fine silver issues and CSN exclusive numbering.</desc>
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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.</title>
    <desc>Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote &amp; installation.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <desc>We'll journey off the beaten path with hilarious hunters and gatherers, spend time with our deer friends and scrape some knees while climbing trees.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <desc>The family is locked down at home due to a shooting incident in the neighborhood.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Two new friends give Tim (Tim Allen) marital advice after a misunderstanding with Jill (Patricia Richardson). Guest stars Ernest Borgnine, Jack Elam.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>The sparks fly when Jill sets up her pottery works in Tim's garage; Tim and Al trade places on "Tool Time.".</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <desc>Jill's newlywed sister spoils Tim's poker night when she brings her marital problems to Jill and Tim.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim (Tim Allen) learns a lesson in romance when he tries to give Al (Richard Karn) advice. With Patricia Richardson.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>When Christina gets a new job at a sock startup, the family is supportive until it finds out the new company is more successful than MaxDot.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Bob must gain the confidence to fight for Abishola when she goes on another date with Chukwuemeka; Uncle Tunde finds an unlikely friend in Dottie in the aftermath of his fight with Auntie Olu.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl convinces Jim to abstain from sex until their big getaway; Jim and Andy argue about a treehouse.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Cheryl's cat dies, Jim promises to give it a proper burial, but the football game takes priority.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man; Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <desc>A bear wanders into the store when Kyle leaves the loading dock door open.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <desc>Mike learns that Mandy and Kyle's wedding shower is on the same day as the big Broncos-Chargers game; Ryan offers to host the men's party at his place; Ed insists that abiding by his superstitious rituals is the only way the Broncos will win.</desc>
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    <desc>Mandy starts vaping, to her parents' disappointment; Vanessa commiserates with a fellow teacher about the impending strike; Ryan and Kristin find a secret safe in the basement.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim, Ryan and Andy learn that Cheryl and Dana have appeared in a "Chicks Gone Wild" video.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>While Dana is in premature labor, Ryan is in a war-torn country, delivering a celebrity's baby.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Dana and Cheryl hesitantly entrust Ryan and Jim to watch the kids and baby Tanner while they have a girls night out.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim gives his newly divorced brother advice regarding twins and tantrums.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and Al (Tim Allen, Richard Karn) go undercover to find the thieves of Brad's (Zachery Ty Bryan) new car.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-10</date>
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    <desc>While home alone working on his book, Tim (Tim Allen) dreams about life as a top-selling author. Oprah Winfrey, Jay Leno, Michael Eisner and Leeza Gibbons guest star.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
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    <desc>Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Eric and Donna get caught in a compromising position in the Vista Cruiser; the guys meet women over the CB radio.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>When Red, Eric and Laurie skip out on church, Kitty turns to a youth group leader for religious inspiration.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Red is forced to fire an old friend; Kelso decides to give his relationship with Laurie another chance.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">That '70s Show</title>
    <desc>Eric (Topher Grace) is dismayed by a candid yearbook photo of Donna (Laura Prepon), while Hyde (Danny Masterson) has a run-in with the law.</desc>
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    <desc>Red (Kurtwood Smith) becomes a strict disciplinarian in the wake of Eric's (Topher Grace) confession. Shirley Jones, Charo and Spiro Papadatos guest star.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Dog day afternoon; cutting it loose; laser focus.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Last Gas; Gorilla My Dreams; Kindergarten Cop.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Sharp Dressed Man; No Way Valet; Hot Pants.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Harsh Critics; Air Dale; She's a Knockout.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks!</title>
    <desc>Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">CSN Mint 1776-2026 Silver Eagles: Symbols of American Independence</title>
    <desc>Celebrate America's 250th Anniversary with two ANACS MS70 First Strike Silver Eagle overstrikes featuring Declaration of Independence and Independence Hall privies, historic dual dates and Daniel Carr artistry.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the </desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Funniest Pets &amp; People</title>
    <desc>A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the </desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>We catch clumsy high-divers making a big splash by the pool, blow bubbles and swim with some outrageous ocean life below the surface.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>We introduce you to some reckless Sunday drivers, watch clumsy skiers navigate the dreaded ski lift and see a plethora of slippery diving board fails.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with professor Davis, it's his erratic behavior that sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship; Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
    <desc>Darlene searches for a home that she and Becky can afford; after an attempt to boost business at the diner goes awry, Jackie finds herself apologizing to Ben and rethinking her future running the place.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>A peanut-rolling contest interferes with Jill's plans to spend an evening alone with Tim; Brad anticipates his first kiss.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill (Patricia Richardson) grounds Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) for hiding a dissected frog in cafeteria food and throwing bricks. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill makes Tim promise to stop looking at other women; industrial strength glue causes a sticky situation at work.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Bob's not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion, wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Bob, Douglas and Christina try to get Dottie to make a will; Abishola and Kemi's friendship is tested after Abishola catches Kemi in a lie.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Cheryl discovers that her sister is the true source of the anniversary gifts Jim gives to her every year.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>On Halloween, Jim sneaks out Gracie for trick-or-treating; Andy thinks a former girlfriend is stalking him.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike wants to give Boyd a shotgun for his 10th birthday, but Ryan is against the idea; Kyle and Mandy continue their wedding plans.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim does not tell Cheryl that their health insurance has been canceled after he has an argument with a claims representative.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Coach Jim turns his daughters' noncompetitive basketball team into tough, aggressive winners.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>The Ghost of Andy gives Jim a glimpse of Kyle's future as a loser because of Jim's failed attempts to help his son during a softball game.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Andy's new metal detector uncovers Jim's long-lost wedding ring, causing a problem for Jim, who's been hiding the fact that he lost it for years.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Suspicious Tim didn't like his "Tool Time" video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning.".</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>A photograph of Tim (Tim Allen) and his new female mechanic (guest star Jenny McCarthy) puts a damper on Jill (Patricia Richardson) and Tim's wedding anniversary.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>The Taylors' lives come to a halt when Jill (Patricia Richardson) is told she might need a hysterectomy. With Tim Allen.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill's mother visits to help Jill and Tim cope with the emotional highs and lows following Jill's surgery.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike decides that everyone in the family should dress up like each other for the annual Halloween party, hoping to turn everyone against the holiday.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike attempts to teach Eve a hard lesson about life, but Eve's reaction throws Mike for a loop; Kyle attempts bartering to get Mandy an amazing wedding gift.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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