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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
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    <title lang="zh">Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks!</title>
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    <title lang="zh">CSN Mint 1776-2026 Silver Eagles: Symbols of American Independence</title>
    <desc>Celebrate America's 250th Anniversary with two ANACS MS70 First Strike Silver Eagle overstrikes featuring Declaration of Independence and Independence Hall privies, historic dual dates and Daniel Carr artistry.</desc>
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    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
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    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>A peanut-rolling contest interferes with Jill's plans to spend an evening alone with Tim; Brad anticipates his first kiss.</desc>
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    <date>2026-08-11</date>
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    <desc>Jill makes Tim promise to stop looking at other women; industrial strength glue causes a sticky situation at work.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
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    <desc>Mandy's volatile pre-wedding day behavior causes Ed to opt out of the festivities, leaving Mandy to find a new best man for Kyle.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Suspicious Tim didn't like his "Tool Time" video, Mark makes another one, complete with a dance number set to "Greased Lightning.".</desc>
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    <desc>When Hyde (Danny Masterson) sneaks into a bar with the guys, he recognizes the bartender as his long-lost father, Bud (guest star Robert Hays).</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>Where There's Smoke; Knock Knock; Voodoo Child.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
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    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
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    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Just for Laughs Gags</title>
    <desc>All Washed Up; Don't Judge; Too Hot to Handle.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi.</title>
    <desc>Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote &amp; installation.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">RateEscape: Stop Overpaying For Cellular</title>
    <desc>Cut up to half the cost of your monthly cell phone bill; same towers, same coverage, but a lot less money; it sounds great but is it too good to be true?; join myth-busting legend Kari Byron as she takes on Big Wireless to save you money.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Paid Programming</title>
    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">CSN Mint 1776-2026 Complete 20-Coin U.S. Mint Set in ANACS MS68</title>
    <desc>Celebrate America's 250th Anniversary with the complete 20-coin Philadelphia and Denver Mint Set. Each coin is certified ANACS MS68 Advance Release with a custom America 250 label. Limited to only 1,776 individually numbered sets.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Tired of Pain? Go Drug-Free</title>
    <desc>See how a drug-free patch is helping people find relief-without medication.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Aging Brain</title>
    <desc>Learn what's behind mental decline with age, and how to improve memory, focus and concentration with NeuroQ's Darrin Peterson and Dale Bredesen MD.</desc>
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    <desc>A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the </desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>A certain late-night talk show is famous for its long-running Stupid Pet Tricks and Stupid Human Tricks segments. it might be an inspiration for this half-hour show -- narrated by veteran voiceover artist Rob Paulsen -- that features viewer-submitted clips of people and animals, which the show's title promises to be among the funniest you'll see. Sound effects and laughter sometimes accompany the </desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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  <programme channel="496614" start="20260812110000 +0000" stop="20260812113000 +0000">
    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>We take a look at a few disastrous family photo shoots, some of the most outrageous grandparents and celebrate some healthy sibling rivalries.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">World's Funniest Videos: Top 10 Countdown</title>
    <desc>We venture into the woods with some clumsy hikers, join a few hilarious fishermen and show you exactly why peacocks should never drink.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Conners</title>
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    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>Darlene struggles to cope with the stress of construction; Lou returns as Mark's combative contrabassoon teacher.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>Tim pulls a groin muscle and tries to keep it a secret from Jill.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim invites the guys over to help him install an engine, but Jill turns the afternoon into a barbecue party.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Al (Richard Karn) helps Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) build a haunted house as part of a Halloween party for Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan).</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim moves in with Al for the night to avoid catching Mark's chickenpox when the Andretti brothers visit the show.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Dottie and Goodwin question Bob's ability to lead under pressure; Abishola is unsure if Bob's newfound success is worth it if it means he's never home.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>While Bob and Abishola struggle to pull Dottie out of her depression, Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde come over to lift her spirits.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim and Andy make the decision to fix Cheryl up with a stranger who she subsequently develops a crush on.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Andy asks Dana to join him in his therapy; broken promises are revealed.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike wants Chuck to sell him the car he recently inherited, but Joe is after the same thing; Kyle brings an ugly centerpiece for Thanksgiving dinner; Kristin and Ryan lay down the law after learning Eve's boyfriend stayed the night.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike considers whether to follow the politically correct guidelines for his speech at Mandy's graduation; Eve's friend's boasting about her life away at college leaves Eve feeling discouraged.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>After losing her teaching job, Vanessa drives her family members crazy by spending all of her time hovering over them; Ryan and Kyle compete to see who knows more about zombies and how to survive an apocalypse.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Eve introduces her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad and the rest of the family at Christmas dinner; Mandy persuades Kristin to give Kyle hints on what to get her for Christmas.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>Andy's attempt to sell a grill that Jim gave him a few years ago results in a wildly destructive tug-of-war between the two.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When Tim and Cindy Devlin crash Gracie's birthday party, they announce that they are getting divorced.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim finds Cheryl a gay friend that she can attend musicals with, so he can escape having to go himself.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim tries to sabotage the surprise 50th birthday party Cheryl plans for him.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Wilson (Earl Hindman) wins a large sum of money and decides to build a greenhouse which annoys Tim (Tim Allen).</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim decides to buy the hardware store from Harry, but wonders what he is doing wrong when it stops making money.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill's (Patricia Richardson) professor overhears her insult him, which puts her at odds with the thesis committee.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>Brad (Zachery Ty Bryan) decides to risk re-injuring himself in order to try out for a soccer scholarship.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike considers whether to follow the politically correct guidelines for his speech at Mandy's graduation; Eve's friend's boasting about her life away at college leaves Eve feeling discouraged.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>After losing her teaching job, Vanessa drives her family members crazy by spending all of her time hovering over them; Ryan and Kyle compete to see who knows more about zombies and how to survive an apocalypse.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-12</date>
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    <desc>Eve introduces her new boyfriend, Rob, to her dad and the rest of the family at Christmas dinner; Mandy persuades Kristin to give Kyle hints on what to get her for Christmas.</desc>
    <date>2026-08-13</date>
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