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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Grandma Forman (guest star Marion Ross) dies in Eric's (Topher Grace) Vista Cruiser; Red (Kurtwood Smith) fights with his brother (guest star Pat Skipper) after the funeral.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Restore Smooth, Pain-Free Movement Today</title>
    <desc>JointGel targets joint stiffness where it starts, not just the symptoms. This advanced formula helps rebuild cartilage, support connective tissue and restore smooth, comfortable movement so you can stay active and in control.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Freedom to Leave the House! Inogen Portable Oxygen</title>
    <desc>Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Silver Eagle is here &amp; it is a once-in-a-lifetime coin!</title>
    <desc>Join your hosts Kevin Cash &amp; Cory Cady as we discuss the 250th Anniversary of America with the official "America 250" logo on a Silver American Eagle label; we are locking in orders for this iconic release, but coins are limited! Don't miss out!</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Looking for a Medicare plan? Tune in now!</title>
    <desc>The Medicare annual election period ends on December 7th. Watch and learn about Humana Medicare Advantage plans.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>The irritating Devlins bid on the house across the street from Jim and Cheryl.</desc>
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    <desc>When Jackie moves in with Neville, he shows up to their home with an excess of animals from his vet office; Darlene and Ben have an argument as Ben points out Darlene is turning into her father.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Mark is anxious to get his driver's license when a job opportunity presents itself across town; Darlene attempts to teach Mark to drive, but her frantic energy sends him running to Ben for help; Harris meets a new guy online.</desc>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>Abishola is nervous about Dele's trip to Nigeria with his father; Bob creates a guidebook on Nigeria for Dele that he proudly calls "Sights and Bites.".</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim refuses to stop and ask for directions when he and Jill become lost in a snowstorm while driving to a wedding.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Tim contends with a bothersome woodpecker; Brad breaks up with Jennifer, and Tim and Jill become his tutors.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) disapproval, Tim (Tim Allen) convinces Mark (Taran Noah Smith) to join a karate class.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Jill wants Mark to see his first ballet, but Tim spoils her plans; Jill convinces Tim to leave Randy and Brad at home alone.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl gives Jim a revealing photo of herself as a Valentine gift, and he proudly shows it off to his friends.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Cheryl tries to create a relaxed, low-pressure environment for Jim after he develops high blood pressure.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>A visit from a rising star on the professional fishing circuit leaves Vanessa wondering if Mike feels tied down; Eve and Kristin assume Mandy's decision to become a vegan is a passing phase.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Mike learns Ed hired his daughter to replace him as Outdoor Man's marketing consultant; Mike and Eve bring home a stray dog.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Vanessa blames Mike when she finds out they were not invited to a neighbor's party; Eve accidentally damages Mandy's car.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>When a history of Mike and Vanessa's house reveals a previous occupant died there, the family starts blaming things on a ghost; Ed keeps borrowing money from Kyle because he doesn't carry cash.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim makes a wager with Jill that he can end the rough behavior at dinner by teaching his sons table manners.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Tim and the "Tool Time" crew begin work on Tim's bathroom, motivated by overcrowding and Jill's ultimatum.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Vanessa wants to board a foreign exchange student, Mike must work overtime to impress her father; Kristen and Ryan try to remain cool when Boyd invites a girl over.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <desc>Vanessa's mother comes to visit and hits it off with Ed; Mandy and Kyle tutor Boyd, but they may be the ones getting outsmarted.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-27</date>
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    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Sue asks Axl for advice on how to break up with her boyfriend; Brick tries to fit in with his classmates; Frankie accidentally buys some racy underwear.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Frankie finds a discount store that sells oddly shaped produce; Axl refuses to talk to Frankie after learning how she feels about April; Brick's new tick lands him in detention; Brad visits Sue at college.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Eric uses Red's money, which was intended for a Christmas tree, for a party; Laurie spikes the punch.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Eric's (Topher Grace) new lab partner (Joseph Gordon-Levitt) is a little too friendly; Kitty (Debra Jo Rupp) gives Red (Kurtwood Smith) some great sales advice. With Don Stark and Laura Prepon.</desc>
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    <desc>When Jackie (Mila Kunis) discovers that Kelso (Ashton Kutcher) kissed another girl, she bars him from the gang's ski trip. With Topher Grace.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>On Eric and Donna's (Topher Grace, Laura Prepon) first date, the waiter (guest star Dino Meminger) mistakenly serves Donna mixed drinks.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>When Red takes the Vista Cruiser away from Eric, the guys are grounded until Kelso borrows his cousin's car.</desc>
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    <desc>When Jackie (Mila Kunis) has a pregnancy scare, Donna (Laura Prepon) is prompted to start taking birth control pills. With Topher Grace.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Family Feud Favorites</title>
    <desc>"Family Feud" has seen some crazy moments over the years, so buckle up as we revisit these fan favorites.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Secret to More Energy, Better Focus &amp; Restful Sleep</title>
    <desc>MyMagnesiumTM ProClinical delivers 350 mg of highly absorbable magnesium plus clinically studied Shoden® Ashwagandha, vitamin D, Zinc, Boron, and antioxidant-rich organic blueberries—designed to support calm focus, steady energy, and deeper sleep.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Paid programming.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">2026 Silver Eagle is here &amp; it is a once-in-a-lifetime coin!</title>
    <desc>Join your hosts Kevin Cash &amp; Cory Cady as we discuss the 250th Anniversary of America with the official "America 250" logo on a Silver American Eagle label; we are locking in orders for this iconic release, but coins are limited! Don't miss out!</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Interested in Gold? Learn More!</title>
    <desc>Gold has been the best long-term asset class for thousands of years; find out how you can protect your financial future by diversifying your nest-egg with physical gold today.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Secret to More Energy, Better Focus &amp; Restful Sleep</title>
    <desc>MyMagnesiumTM ProClinical delivers 350 mg of highly absorbable magnesium plus clinically studied Shoden® Ashwagandha, vitamin D, Zinc, Boron, and antioxidant-rich organic blueberries—designed to support calm focus, steady energy, and deeper sleep.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Dana falls for the Rev. Pierson (guest star Chris Elliott) after he sets her up with a promising job lead.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Jim tries to convince his friend Danny (Dan Aykroyd) not to back out on his wedding plans with Laraine (Laraine Newman).</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Bob Hearts Abishola</title>
    <desc>While Dele is in Nigeria with his dad, Abishola struggles with how to handle her free time; Dottie enlists Christina's help at her old house; Olu and Tunde try to keep up with their new Nigerian houseguest.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>When Bob second-guesses selling MaxDot, a new buyer presents a compelling offer; the prospect of new wealth has Abishola stuck between her conservative nature to hide it and Nigerian pressure to flaunt it.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim receives the cold shoulder from both Jill and her visiting mother when he tries to mediate a dispute between them.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Tim gets into trouble with Jill when he bumps into his high-school girlfriend, who insists on meeting his wife.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim and the boys (Tim Allen, Zachery Ty Bryan, Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Taran Noah Smith) retreat to the garage to construct a Mother's Day present for Jill (Patricia Richardson).</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Jill takes matters into her own hands after Tim begins ignoring the household repairs to tinker with his hot rod.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>After learning that Dana earns more money than he does, Jim feels he needs to prove his worth to the children, so he buys them an expensive gift.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Cheryl chastises Jim for losing the receipt needed to return a defective DVD player -- until she realizes she lost it, not him.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>When an old friend (guest star Dan Aykroyd) comes to town, Jim tries to relive his rowdy partying days.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">According to Jim</title>
    <desc>Jim misplaces the children while out with Andy; Cheryl decides to enjoy the day by going to a movie with Dana.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mandy gets to meet Kim Kardashian; when the city orders Mike to cut down a tree on his property, he decides to organize a protest.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Mike gets NASCAR driver Tony Stewart and his racecar in the store, he realizes how much he misses the adrenaline rush he used to get from his adventures on the road; Vanessa thinks about how she used to take more chances before she was a mom.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When Mike's younger brother (Mike Rowe) and father (Robert Forster) visit, a sibling rivalry ensues; Eve, Mandy and Kristin try to help Bud find a girlfriend.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>When a teen hurts himself on the Baxters' property while pulling a prank, Mike is asked to pay the doctor bill; Kristin goes back to school.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Frankie is stunned when Mike wants in on one of his brother's (Norm Macdonald) crazy business ideas; Axl tries to prove that he can ride his dad's motorcycle; Sue makes a confession to Brad.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Worried about Mike's recent change in demeanor, Frankie calls for Reverend TimTom's help; Brick visits Sue at college; Axl and Hutch complain to the city when their house is overrun with ants.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Brick provides an introduction for "Twilight Zone"-like stories featuring members of the Heck family.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">The Middle</title>
    <desc>Frankie worries that her mom will ruin the annual homecoming tailgate; Mike asks Brick to help him win the cornhole tournament.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Tim tries to prove a point to Jill by hosting an all-female show to teach women how to do household repairs.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Tim gets wrapped up in a Christmas house-decorating competition with his neighbor; Mark believes that Santa has died.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Home Improvement</title>
    <desc>Tim's (Tim Allen) pride is crushed when Jill (Patricia Richardson) beats him at bowling; Randy (Jonathan Taylor Thomas) runs into a bully at the alley.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
    <desc>Mike has trouble finding a Christmas gift for Ed; Eve returns to visit; Vanessa helps the family realize the importance of its long-standing holiday family traditions.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <title lang="zh">Last Man Standing</title>
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    <date>2026-10-28</date>
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    <desc>Mike struggles to find common ground with the new foreign exchange student, fearing she is being too polite with him; Kyle and Chuck mess with Ed's ancestry results.</desc>
    <date>2026-10-29</date>
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