Catchy Comedy An emotional laundromat owner threatens to sue Archie for overloading one of his washing machines. 2026-10-02 Archie fumes with jealousy when an old secret about Edith and her former beau is revealed. 2026-10-02 Victoria wants to learn the truth of her co-star's intentions; Joy tries to fit in while Elka befriends the popular girls; Melanie finds herself in a dishonest situation. 2026-10-02 Melanie wonders if Alec heard her confess her feelings; Elka and Mamie trick Joy into helping them; Victoria and her co-star fake a relationship. 2026-10-02 A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob. 2026-10-02 Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.". 2026-10-02 Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene. 2026-10-02 Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love. 2026-10-02 Alex and his father, who is back in town to pay a visit, both date the same girl. 2026-10-02 Dan (John Larroquette) suffers from insomnia caused by a guilty conscience; Bull (Richard Moll) wins cereal sweepstakes. Larry Linville guest stars. 2026-10-02 Felix's daughter runs away from home so she can follow her recording idol, Paul Williams. 2026-10-02 Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else. 2026-10-02 A KAOS master of disguises tries to assassinate a witness against KAOS. 2026-10-02 Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs. 2026-10-02 Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns"; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.Guests: Betty Grable, Martha Raye.. 2026-10-02 The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre. 2026-10-02 Connie plans a birthday party for her landlady. 2026-10-02 Classic black and white sitcom about life with the Nelson family. 2026-10-02 Ann cannot find the funds for a class reunion. 2026-10-02 The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins. 2026-10-02 The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins. 2026-10-02 Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host. 2026-10-02 Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host. 2026-10-02 Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they. 2026-10-02 A broken leg keeps Buffy from going to the circus. 2026-10-02 After tearing her friend's dress during a fight, Linda buys her a fancy new one and charges it to her father's account. 2026-10-02 Donna wants Mary to attend her own alma mater. 2026-10-02 Robbie (Don Grady) is so eager to make the track team that he joins a ballet class to improve his timing. 2026-10-02 Ernie feels neglected when the other members of the family are busy with various girlfriends, and he is left alone. 2026-10-02 Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house. 2026-10-02 Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her. 2026-10-02 Lucy persuades Ricky to give her driving lessons. 2026-10-02 Lucy's mother and the Mertzes join in the trip west. 2026-10-02 Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback. 2026-10-02 Lou moves into Rhoda's old apartment and begins running Mary's private life the same way he runs the office. 2026-10-02 Chachi earns money as a dance instructor but claims he got it selling a song. 2026-10-02 Shirley takes desperate measures to save a horse from the glue factory. 2026-10-02 A psychic predicts doom; a woman and an old beau are reunited by her dead husband's design; a man discovers that he was once married. 2026-10-02 Stubing's pending marriage upsets Vicki; a veteran football player faces being cut; a cook (Michael Winslow) has two roommates. 2026-10-02 Love blooms again for Jed when Mlle. Denise returns from Paris to herald the arrival of a litter of poodles. 2026-10-02 The board chairman of Drysdale's bank is determined to meet Jed Clampett, the bank's financial wizard. 2026-10-02 Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand. 2026-10-02 Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate. 2026-10-02 Fred's niece, the spitting image of his late wife, visits the Sanford home. 2026-10-02 Julio's sister and nephew stay with the Sanfords temporarily. 2026-10-02 Archie and Edith travel to upstate New York to attend the wedding of her cousin Maude's daughter. 2026-10-03 Archie appears on TV in a rebuttal over an editorial for gun control he saw on the local news. While celebrating his accomplishment, the Bunkers are held up by a pair of thugs at Kelsey's bar who saw his report. 2026-10-03 Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter. 2026-10-03 Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law. 2026-10-03 When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers. 2026-10-03 Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood. 2026-10-03 Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees. 2026-10-03 Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier. 2026-10-03 Louie threatens to sever all ties with his mother when she announces her intention to remarry. 2026-10-03 Roz (Marsha Warfield) unwillingly joins Christine (Markie Post) at her singles support group and regrets every minute of it. With Harry Anderson. 2026-10-03 Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host. 2026-10-03 When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her. 2026-10-03 Smart tries to conceal his occupation from his visiting relatives. 2026-10-03 In 'Bread', Ralph and Alice Kramden argue over the fact there is no bread to go with Ralph's dinner. In 'Ralph Threatens to Leave', the vegetable meat loaf stirs Ralph up. Then in 'Ring Salesman', Ralph is jealous of Joe the jeweler. 2026-10-03 The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.Guests: Peter Lawford, Minnie Pearl.. 2026-10-03 Sylvia Schnauser plans for the elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago. 2026-10-03 Connie's furious when a penny scale refuses to register her weight. 2026-10-03 ALF shields Willie (Max Wright) when a criminal resembling him is profiled on a crime-stopper TV show. With Anne Schedeen. 2026-10-03 ALF discovers and later becomes addicted to the art of making stock-market deals. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen. 2026-10-03 Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike. 2026-10-03 D.J. the babysitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater. 2026-10-03 Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money. 2026-10-03 Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party. 2026-10-03 A TV star resents the boys' success on his show. 2026-10-03 A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award. 2026-10-03 Visiting wildlife sanctuaries for a better understanding of rhinos, camels, lemurs and giraffes. 2026-10-03 The world of primates. 2026-10-03 A Labrador helps a woman; a service dog does more than its handler could ever ask for. 2026-10-03 Creatures equipped with body armor: teeth, spikes, thorns and shields. 2026-10-03 Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition. 2026-10-03 Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance. 2026-10-03 Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment. 2026-10-03 Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over. 2026-10-03 The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark. 2026-10-03 Bobby becomes a frantic competitor when he discovers he is the only Brady without a trophy. 2026-10-03 The Bradys organize a protest against plans to build a courthouse on the park site near their home. 2026-10-03 Alice's old beau comes to visit, wanting to sweep her off her feet. He then presents her with an investment proposal that Mike senses may be too good to be true. 2026-10-03 Gilligan meets Dr. Boris Balinkoff, who mesmerizes him into obeying his every command. 2026-10-03 Special berries are needed to restore Gilligan's inverted vision. 2026-10-03 Skipper and Gilligan find a top-secret attaché case while fishing. 2026-10-03 A kidnapper (Don Rickles) snatches one castaway after another. 2026-10-03 Carter will not believe that Gomer really knows football star Moose Lewis. 2026-10-03 Gomer's practical joke backfires when Lou-Ann appears to like his fake tattoo. 2026-10-03 Gomer and Carter are contestants on the "Win-a-Date" television program. 2026-10-03 Carter decides Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to arrange a wedding. 2026-10-03 Jed acts as his own attorney when he's sued by a couple seeking $100,000 in damages for a fictitious auto accident. 2026-10-03 The Clampetts take Jethro to Mrs. Drysdale's psychiatrist for an assessment so that he can pass the fifth grade; when Pearl accompanies him, she is worried about being asked to lie on the couch. 2026-10-03 Jethro is finally told that he can finish the fifth grade by Doctor Twombly, but the doctor still wants to see Grannie; her love potion for Pearl misfires, leaving Twombly confused. 2026-10-04