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The Faux Pas: Ray accidentally insults the twins' new friend... to the boy's father. If that's not bad enough, he makes things worse by repeating his mistake. (S9 Ep11)

Tasteless Frank: Frank loses his sense of taste. Is it a side-effect of his potency medication? And will he have to tell Marie that he's receiving chemical assistance? (S9 Ep12)

Ham Radio: Frasier's attempt to produce a live, 1940s-style radio drama for KACL's 50th anniversary proves disastrous when Niles takes matters into his own hands. (S4 Ep18)

Three Dates and a Breakup (Part 1/2): Frasier has dates with three very different women over one weekend. Meanwhile, Martin and Sherry consider splitting up. (S4 Ep19)

Three Dates and a Breakup (Part 2/2): Frasier and Niles celebrate Sherry's departure with glee, but she won't give up on Martin that easily. (S4 Ep20)

Daphne Hates Sherry: Daphne and Sherry just can't get on, so Daphne decides to stay at Niles's apartment. Naturally, Niles can't believe his luck. (S4 Ep21)

Concrete Jungle: Mike and Frank pick New York City for the first time, and go back to the future at a sprawling computer store packed with 20th-century technology. (S16 Ep12)

Channel 4's midday news summary.

Catherine and Alan create a cosy snug, while Liz and Michael try to firm up plans for their kitchen. (Ep15/20)

In Wednesbury, carpenter Chris and electrician Jorrell fix up a dated detached. But with the housing market in freefall, they need every tool in the box to get it over the line. (S5 Ep2)

Colin Murray, Rachel Riley and Susie Dent host, with Mark Radcliffe in Dictionary Corner, as contestants race against the clock to pit their wits against vowels, consonants and numbers.

Dimpi and Divali explore Lanzarote's luscious offerings for their £250k, from an awesome apartment a stone's throw from the beach to a Playa Blanca bungalow that blows them away.

The new series continues. George tackles a leaking roof. Lizzy and Pascal welcome a new resident to the old henhouse. And will Nathan and Ben's farmhouse be liveable for winter? (S5 Ep35)

On payment day, the B&Bers clash over furniture failings and clock complaints. And sparks fly - ironically - over a lack of electricity. But who's won?

Norwich. Surgeon and foodie Luke hopes to impress with a menu full of flavour, quality and skill. But will his scallops, Sri Lankan curry and tarte Tatin be too much to stomach? (Ep5/5)

...Are They Now?: Crazy golf course operators Willie and Paul take a swing at a new idea in Spain. And are gîte owners Lesley and Bernard living the quiet life that they hoped for? (S5 Ep8)

Benjamin Netanyahu says the Israeli army is prepared for a 'large scale operation' in the West Bank. And large parts of the UK batten down the hatches for Storm Austen.

A short film for Stand Up To Cancer. After noticing symptoms, father-of-two Umesh's quick action leads to a shocking cancer diagnosis - and a powerful story of love and survival.

Keith and Kate return to the Scottish seaside town of Dunoon, where Kate has fond memories and family ties. But making a Victorian house work as a modern home proves challenging. (S1 Ep2/4)

Prime Minister Andy Burnham, Sugababes and Joe Lycett and his aunties have been watching Strictly, Celebrity Traitors, Countdown, Only Connect and more, for Stand Up To Cancer. (S28 Ep8)

Roisin Conaty and Finlay Christie join Adam Hills, Josh Widdicombe and Alex Brooker to pick over the week's news. (S35 Ep2)

...Neck for SU2C: In 2022, comedian Rhod Gilbert was diagnosed with a little-known form of head and neck cancer. This is his intimate, inspiring and humorous journey through treatment. [SL]

(2023) Feel-bad comedy. Terrified of air travel, the Fearless Flyers support group reluctantly board a flight for Iceland... which then crash lands and leaves them stranded.

Trobiano's: Gordon Ramsay meets struggling executive chef Anthony Trobiano, who's sinking under half a million dollars of debt at his restaurant in Great Neck, New York. (S2 Ep4) [SL]

Make It Easy: Back in 1957, Tim and Hawk's efforts to be together end in disaster and betrayal. In 1986, Tim makes a heart-wrenching decision that changes Hawk's life forever. (Ep8/8)

...Second Helpings: Jon Richardson and Judi Love welcome comedian Joel Dommett and former baker Ruby Bhogal to delight in Dessert Week. Who got a taste of sweet success? (S17 Ep5/10) [SL]

A short film for Stand Up To Cancer. After noticing symptoms, father-of-two Umesh's quick action leads to a shocking cancer diagnosis - and a powerful story of love and survival. [SL]

In south east London, Beth and Andrew hope to turn a crumbling Victorian dairy into a shabby chic family home fit for modern life. But is it too derelict? [SL]

Janine and singing salesman Steve serve German food in West Yorkshire. Chloe and Adam host their first ever dinner party. But ex-pro boxer Denzil doesn't pull any punches with his feedback.

Save the Last Dance for Me: Carla asks Sam to be her partner in a dancing competition that her ex-husband Nick has entered with his new wife. Can she relive her past glories? (S4 Ep20/26)

Fear Is My Co-Pilot: A pilot invites Diane and Sam on a jaunt, but he collapses mid-flight and they think they're about to die. (S4 Ep21/26)

Diane Chambers Day: Feeling guilty for socially excluding Diane, the Cheers gang organise an outing to her favourite opera. But will she be driven into Sam's arms as a result? (S4 Ep22/26)

Relief Bartender: Woody fears for his job when Sam promotes himself to bar manager and hires a temporary replacement bartender, who starts winning customers' hearts and minds. (S4 Ep23/26)

Sister-in-Law: Trouble brews in the Barone family when Robert's wife Amy finds out that Ray thinks she talks too much. (S9 Ep13)

The Power of No: Ray tries to make himself more desirable in Debra's eyes by playing hard to get, but there's trouble when she finds out what he's up to... (S9 Ep14)

Pat's Secret: Robert's shocked when he finds Pat smoking, but not shocked enough to refuse a drag on her cigarette. Then he proves that he can't be trusted with secrets... (S9 Ep15)

Finale: In the last episode of the US comedy series, events take a dramatic turn when Ray goes into hospital to have his adenoids removed. (S9 Ep16)

Are You Being Served?: Frasier attempts to console a distraught Niles after Maris sends him their divorce papers. (S4 Ep22)

Ask Me No Questions: When Niles asks his brother if he and Maris should stay together, Frasier is required to give his answer some careful and considered thought. (S4 Ep23)

Lisa the Iconoclast: Lisa discovers that Springfield's founder was a murderous pirate who tried to assassinate George Washington and decides to tell everyone the truth. (S7 Ep16/25)

Homer the Smithers: When Smithers goes on holiday, he worries that Mr Burns will replace him permanently. So he finds the worst possible person to fill in for him: Homer. (S7 Ep17/25)

The Day the Violence Died: Bart and Lisa help a homeless man (guest star Kirk Douglas), who claims that he invented Itchy & Scratchy, to sue the programme makers. (S7 Ep18/25)

In the Scottish Highlands, things get off on the wrong foot at Stephen and Margaret's Clachan Garden B&B thanks to an unpopular shoes-off policy.

Graham hosts the week's second visit at his Highland Premier Glamping Pods glampsite near Inverness, where he hopes to inspire a spirit of adventure with a search for the Loch Ness Monster.

In Perthshire, the B&Bers stay at Cultybraggan Camp, a site used as a prisoner of war camp in World War II. They've done it up since then, of course...

During the week's final visit, to James and Neil's Uplawmoor Hotel near Glasgow, the B&Bers try their hands at curling. But some relationships seem to be on thin ice.

It's been a topsy-turvy week with some B&Bers delighted with their scores - and others not so much. After a little bit of a praise and a lot of moaning, who'll win?

(2015) Riotous comedy. Teenager Zach (Dylan Minnette) moves next door to eccentric writer R.L. Stine (Jack Black). And then the monsters in Stine's books start to escape...

It's Dessert Week. The bakers take on a self-saucing Signature and a trip down memory lane on retro dessert trolleys. Who'll roll merrily along, and whose wheels will come off? (S17 Ep5/10)

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

...Alice Roberts: All aboard as Alice explores the Ottoman Empire, starting with historic mosques, Turkish delight, whirling dervishes, and the amazing tombs of the imperial elite. (Ep1/5)

...with Bettany Hughes: An ancient grave in Estonia challenges long-held truths. Did the Viking era begin before we think? And does a legendary king who inspired an epic saga lie here?

(2018) Action crime thriller sequel. Denzel Washington returns as Robert McCall, who's after revenge for a murdered friend. This time it's personal. Again.

(2022) Jalmari Helander's ultra-violent, Nazi-slaying survival adventure starring Jorma Tommila. A bunch of Nazis try to steal a grizzled Finnish ex-soldier's gold. But he ain't having it.

...Highlights: Antonelli has a mathematical chance of wrapping up the World Championship here in Texas... if he can win the GP later today. So he'll be determined to do well in Qualifying.

Jack's Waterfront: In Michigan, Gordon Ramsay visits a lakeside restaurant in a summer hotspot, where the food fails to match the fantastic views. Can Gordon turn the tide? (S2 Ep5) [SL]

Hannah & Mason's: Gordon Ramsay's rescue mission this time is Hannah & Mason's, a French bistro in the quaint little town of Cranbury, New Jersey. (S2 Ep2) [SL]

In Manchester, Henry and Tom serve two lamb dishes, while Vinnie and Tanz offer lamb three ways. But one of the guests doesn't like lamb!

In the Home Counties, Kirstie helps Harvie and Ranjit. Will dazzling kitchens and heated pools be enough for their £1.6 million budget? And Phil helps Zosia and David find their first home.

Kirstie Allsopp shows us how to create beautiful crafts with items we already own. She makes a fun garland from paper, a beautiful spring wreath, and a string-art hot air balloon.

(2021) Mystical drama. Eight-year-old Nelly meets a young girl playing in the woods behind her dead grandmother's house. And they seem to have an awful lot in common... In French/subs.

Strange Bedfellows (Part 1/3): Sam becomes smitten with a councillor who visits the bar during her re-election campaign. So a jealous Diane joins the opposition. (S4 Ep24/26)

Strange Bedfellows (Part 2/3): Janet urges Sam to break all ties with the past and fire Diane, but Diane overhears them and quits before he can sack her. (S4 Ep25/26)

Strange Bedfellows (Part 3/3): Janet wins the vote and hosts her press conference at the bar, where Diane causes a scene with Sam - leading him to make an unexpected proposal. (S4 Ep26/26)

Lisa's Rival: Lisa is jealous of the new smart girl at school (guest star Winona Ryder) and conspires with Bart to wreck her entry to the Dioramarama competition. (S6 Ep2/25)

A Fish Called Selma: Actor Troy McClure desperately needs some good publicity after being implicated in a sordid sea-life scandal. So he marries Selma. Jeff Goldblum stars. (S7 Ep19/25)

Bart on the Road: Bart, Milhouse, Martin and Nelson set off on a road trip to the World's Fair in Knoxville with $600 and a fake driving licence. (S7 Ep20/25)

22 Short Films About Springfield: A Pulp Fiction-style trip through the everyday life of Springfield reveals what really goes on in this apparently normal town. (S7 Ep21/25)

...Highlights: Antonelli has a mathematical chance of wrapping up the World Championship here in Texas... if he can win the GP later today. So he'll be determined to do well in Qualifying.

Laura Aikman chats about the new series of This City Is Ours. Tony Blackburn talks about his new book. Plus: Michelle Heaton, Noel Sullivan, Clive Anderson and Jake Bugg.

When it comes to dating etiquette, Breeze the American bulldog cross leaves a lot to be desired as he meets 31-year-old Charlotte. Will she fall for him anyway? (S7 Ep6)

Furniture maker Lucinda wants to construct a beautifully crafted, two-storey, highly-insulated timber home in woodland in South Herefordshire... without using heavy machinery.

In vibrant Leeds, Phil's with Kinga and Dave as they take on the fast-moving market, while Kirstie helps Max put down roots up north to be closer to new partner Dan. (S37 Ep4)

George meets an actor moving up the four-wheel property ladder and visits an underground bar covered in seashells. Plus: it's full steam ahead for a dog-friendly holiday let. (S12 Ep2)

(2018) Director Ari Dandel delves into R L Stine's stories for Halloween to find more monsters for teen ghostbusters to bust in this comedy-fantasy sequel with Ken Jeong and Chris Parnell.

Channel 4's flagship news programme. Including the weather.

From the gothic fantasy of Castell Coch to Liverpool's Philharmonic Dining Rooms' marble loos, why is Britain so good at saving the buildings of the powerful? (Ep2/5)

...Car Road Trips: Kevin explores the Emilia-Romagna region of Italy in his dream car, a Maserati 3500GT, learns about Maserati's history and experiences parmesan pandemonium. (Ep2)

...Survive?: Twenty eight days later, the experiment nears its end. Can the two groups stop bickering for long enough to reach the evacuation point? (Ep7)

Celebrities join Gogglebox regulars in this special episode for Stand Up To Cancer, sharing their reactions to the week's biggest TV - all for a good cause. (S28 Ep8)

The Goggleboxers tune in to Britain's Got Talent, Married at First Sight Australia, The Au Pair, The Americas, This Morning, Chess Masters: The Endgame and With Love, Meghan. (S25 Ep5)