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The Burger Kitchen (Part 2/2): In the second half of a two-part Nightmare in LA, can Gordon Ramsay bring together the fragmented Saffron family and save their failing restaurant? (S5 Ep4) [SL]

Luigi's: Gordon Ramsay travels to Orange County, Southern California, to try to save Italian restaurant Luigi's from disaster. (S5 Ep5)

The two series winners compete to win a cruise holiday. Plus: people unintentionally do the splits. And more. Alfonso Ribeiro hosts. (S33 Ep22)

A blast from the past makes one of the crew desperate to re-ignite an old flame. And an unwelcome surprise in the shower provides an on-board mystery. (S10 Ep13)

Today I Am a Clown: Homer is a huge success when he fills in for Krusty on TV. Guest starring Mr T and Jackie Mason. (S15 Ep6/22)

'Tis the Fifteenth Season: After seeing A Christmas Carol on TV, Homer realises he's been too selfish and decides to make amends, culminating in a 'nice-off' with Ned Flanders. (S15 Ep7/22)

Marge vs. Singles, Seniors, Childless Couples and Teens, and Gays: When a baby riot breaks out at a children's concert, the town's childless community form an anti-youth lobby. (S15 Ep8/22)

I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot: To impress Bart, Homer builds a robot to fight in Robot Wars. But when his technical deficiencies prove too much, he dons a robot suit himself. (S15 Ep9/22)

Ding Dong: Captain Holt deals with a personal loss. Jake must decide whether to take Terry or Charles to an exclusive event. (S7 Ep7)

The Takeback: Doug Judy is back and things between him and Jake are personal. Amy and Charles try to find the perfect new vending machine for the Nine-Nine. (S7 Ep8)

Fight or Flight: After a reunion weekend with Phil's old buddies, Claire jumps at the chance to snag the only first-class seat left on the flight home, leaving Phil in coach. (S6 Ep15)

Connection Lost: Claire's computer becomes the hub of all the family's activities when she gets stuck at the airport and is desperate to reach Haley after a big fight. (S6 Ep16)

Closet? You'll Love It!: Jay and Claire scramble to shoot a Pritchett Closets commercial in response to their competitor's new advert, but there might be some creative conflict. (S6 Ep17)

Knock 'em Down: Jay agrees to join Cam's bowling team for the finals, but doesn't realise that he's not eligible to play in the league. (S6 Ep20)

Treehouse of Horror XX: Bart and Lisa seek revenge on their teachers. Krusty's latest snack turns Springfield's citizens into zombies. Moe's beer is tainted with Homer's blood. (S21 Ep4/23)

The Devil Wears Nada: Marge becomes famous when she poses for a racy charity calendar. Mr Burns promotes Carl to supervisor. (S21 Ep5/23)

Rednecks and Broomsticks: Homer discovers that Cletus and his pals are making moonshine. Lisa gets to know three teenage Wiccans. Guest starring Neve Campbell. (S21 Ep7/23)

Leah runs a tight ship, with wedding prep underway, but panic strikes when Imran is a no-show... Will he turn up in time? Meanwhile, Myra wants to know what's bothering Mercedes.

Confrontations take place as secrets come into the open, and Frankie goes to support her friend. Elsewhere, Gemma plays dumb in front of Mercedes, and a motive is revealed...

Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy: Homer and Grampa take to the road to sell Grampa's miracle passion potion, but old resentments resurface when they pass their old house. (S6 Ep10/25)

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Danny Dyer, Rhod Gilbert, Leigh Francis and Yinka Bokinni make mini biscuit people and a fancy tea-time classic, and recreate their biggest failure in cake form.

On the box this time: I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Married at First Sight Australia, Obsession, Britain's Got Talent, ITV News (government phone alarm) and more. (S21 Ep10)

The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11)

Madeleine has a weakness for rugby fellas while Sophie says she often picks the wrong guy. Publican Branislav has been single for over a year and can't wait to start flirting. (S18 Ep4)

Jessica, who's 28, is a real-life Bridget Jones who wants the perfect man to bring out her naughty side. Opera singer Clare, who's 21, seeks someone who hits all the right notes. (S7 Ep3)

The Goggleboxers have been watching I'm a Celebrity... South Africa, Citadel, The 1% Club, Celebrity Hunted, Britain's Got Talent, Reunion Hotel and Canal Boat Diaries. (S21 Ep11) [SL]

Brand new series - Reunion (Part 1/2): The gang get back together. And it's like they've never been away when Audrey and Angelica immediately clash. (S12 Ep13)

O Brother, Where Bart Thou?: Bart grows jealous of Lisa's relationship with Maggie and heads to an orphanage to find a baby brother. Guest starring Kim Cattrall. (S21 Ep8/23)

Return of the King: Peralta and Jeffords are drawn into Gina's complicated new life. Diaz has to deal with a hiking injury. And is Boyle's son a genius? (S6 Ep15/18)

Cinco de Mayo: When Jeffords becomes anxious about his upcoming lieutenant's exam, the squad hold the precinct's annual Halloween Heist on a new date. (S6 Ep16)

The Pina Colada Episode: Murray and Geoff try to pull Beverly, Barry and Erica out of their shared misery after Lainey's departure. Coach Nick returns to town. (S6 Ep12)

I Coulda Been a Lawyer: Beverly campaigns for a new stop sign on the street. Barry panics about his college applications, and Murray's attempt to help makes things worse. (S6 Ep13)

Leone's: Rose built her Italian restaurant in New Jersey into a thriving business, but when she spent two years in hospital, her son ran it into the ground. Can Gordon save it? (S5 Ep2) [SL]

Baby on Board: Trying to adopt another child has been an emotional roller coaster for Mitch and Cam. They bring Gloria in as translator, leaving Jay and Manny to look after Lily. (S3 Ep24)

Bringing Up Baby: Jay makes it clear that he wants to keep his birthday as low-key as possible. (S4 Ep1)

A short, cheeky clip from Rude Tube's naughty little sister, Rude(ish) Tube, featuring sports of the lawnmower, motorbike and bicycle variety.

There are Thai classics, revelations, dancing and problematic experimental desserts as three couples compete in and around Bristol.

Park's Edge: In Atlanta, Gordon helps first-time restaurant owners Richard and Jorge, whose establishment is in trouble due to their constant fighting, poor food and bad vibes. (S5 Ep6) [SL]

The Greek at the Harbor: Gordon Ramsay helps a family-run Greek restaurant turn its fortunes around in Ventura Harbor in California. But he uncovers a shocking family secret... (S5 Ep7)

Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments, like when a dad discovers his toddler has covered himself and his car seat with Nutella! (S30 Ep1)

Two of the crew commit a major betrayal - but they're not sure if they should feel guilty. Romantic entanglements on board get messy. (S10 Ep14)

Diatribe of a Mad Housewife: Homer is upset when Marge has a novel published about a long-suffering wife with a nightmare husband. (S15 Ep10/22)

Margical Mystery Tour: The Springfield Library doesn't have enough books to help with the kids' research papers, so Marge steps in with some anecdotes on historical figures. (S15 Ep11/22)

Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore: Milhouse moves away from town, and Bart comes to realise just how much his pathetic friend means to him. (S15 Ep12/22)

Smart and Smarter: Lisa searches for a new identity when she worries that her position as the clever Simpson is under threat from Maggie. (S15 Ep13/22)

Dillman: When a prank goes disastrously wrong, things at the Nine-Nine take a distinctly Agatha Christie turn. (S7 Ep9)

Admiral Peralta: Jake and his father deal with unsettled family business. Amy and Rosa work a high-profile case. Terry wants to join the NYPD band. (S7 Ep10)

Integrity: Phil and Jay run an errand together to pick up Lily's hand-me-down princess castle for Joe. Phil is upset that Claire won't let him buy a videogame console. (S6 Ep21)

Patriot Games: Alex faces her worst nightmare: having to share the Valedictorian title with her number one competitor, Sunjay. (S6 Ep22)

Crying Out Loud: Phil, Luke and Haley force Alex to come out and celebrate her senior ditch day, but they end up taking an unexpected detour. (S6 Ep23)

American Skyper: The whole family are at Jay and Gloria's for Alex's graduation party, except for Phil, who's figured out a way to be there using Skype and a robotic vessel. (S6 Ep24)

Thursdays with Abie: Grampa tells a journalist about his wartime service on a battleship. The story brings Grampa lots of attention, but his relationship with Homer suffers. (S21 Ep9/23)

Once Upon a Time in Springfield: Krusty gets a beautiful new co-star (guest voice Anne Hathaway). Mr Burns withdraws the staff's free doughnuts at the nuclear power plant. (S21 Ep10/23)

Million Dollar Maybe: Homer wins the lottery jackpot but has to keep it secret from the family. Guest starring Chris Martin from Coldplay. (S21 Ep11/23)

Boy Meets Curl: When Homer takes Marge out for a romantic evening at the ice rink, they become hooked on curling and end up competing to reach the Winter Olympics. (S21 Ep12/23)

Fear of Flying: Homer gets barred from Moe's and visits an airport bar, where he's mistaken for a pilot. Marge visits a psychiatrist to get to the bottom of her fear of flying. (S6 Ep11/25)

Homer the Great: Homer becomes a member of a secret society, where the main man spots something significant on Homer's anatomy... Guest starring Patrick Stewart. (S6 Ep12/25)

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Oti Mabuse, Gabby Logan, David O'Doherty and Suzi Ruffell make ice cream rolls, a kids' party favourite and their biggest fear in meringue form.

...Below Deck: Brand new series - Love is in the air on the Star Princess, there's a crew changeover, and guests squeeze into tiny Scoot Coupes to explore Mexican island Cozumel. (Ep4)

The Goggleboxers have been watching: The Coronation - and The Coronation Concert - First Dates, The 1% Club, The Greatest Auction, Made in Chelsea and BBC News (local elections). (S21 Ep12)

Can cocktail mixer Jack stir Alice's feelings? Will beautician Sophie and party girl Tori bridge the age gap? And might sparks fly when dog groomer Brenna meets electrician Ross? (S18 Ep5)

Professional dancer and virgin Raheem wants a man who can pop some moves on the dancefloor and in the bedroom. Rugby player Jerome needs a confidence boost to find his lucky lady. (S7 Ep4)

...Below Deck: Brand new series - Love is in the air on the Star Princess, there's a crew changeover, and guests squeeze into tiny Scoot Coupes to explore Mexican island Cozumel. (Ep4)

Brand new series - Reunion (Part 2/2): The dramatic reunion concludes with bombshells galore, including Chris and Jason's real thoughts about their infamous video. (S12 Ep14)

The Burger Kitchen (Part 1/2): In the first half of a two-part Nightmare, Gordon tries to save a burger joint in LA, run by a dysfunctional family in a state of constant conflict. (S5 Ep3) [SL]

Major League'd: Adam is terrified when he and his friends are recruited to the school baseball team. Geoff's father interferes in his relationship with Erica. (S6 Ep14)

My Valentine Boy: Erica and Valley Erica find a new band member to replace Lainey. Adam and Murray plot to escape from Valentine's Day dinner with Beverly. (S6 Ep15)

Sicko: Peralta and Boyle investigate a serial killer. Holt spars with his rival, Commissioner Kelly. Jeffords deals with complications after his recent exam. (S6 Ep17)

Suicide Squad: Desperate circumstances call for desperate measures as Peralta, Captain Holt and the team are forced to ally themselves with some old enemies. (S6 Ep18)

Manhunter: Jake leads a manhunt after an assassination attempt is made on a city councillor. Holt adjusts to his new position as a uniformed officer. (S7 Ep1)

Snip: Phil and Claire have a five-year plan - to vacation and enjoy life once Luke leaves for college. To keep the plan on track, Phil decides to have a vasectomy. (S4 Ep2)

Schooled: On her first day at kindergarten, Lily gets into a tussle with a little boy, and Mitch and Cam have to meet his confrontational parents. (S4 Ep3)

A short, cheeky clip featuring animals and food, from the always hilarious Tube that is Rude.

In East Anglia, Paul and Jill plan an Indian buffet inspired by their trips abroad. Lovebirds Tom and Bonnie serve a breakfast-themed bonanza. And gym bunnies Neil and Emma get competitive.

Mike and Nellie's: In Oakhurst, Gordon Ramsay helps the overwhelmed owner of Mike and Nellie's restaurant, who lost his way when his father and business partner died. (S5 Ep8) [SL]

El Greco: Gordon Ramsay visits struggling Greek restaurant El Greco, where the owners have secretly recruited 'Chef Mike' the microwave to help them out on a daily basis. (S5 Ep9)

Alfonso Ribeiro hosts as home video clips capture funny, surprising and memorable moments. A savvy dog delivers a beer to his owner... and then steals his pizza! (S30 Ep2)

A major betrayal leads to cacophonous confrontations, a whole lotta awkwardness, and a huge blow-up between two deckhands. (S10 Ep15)

The Ziff Who Came to Dinner: The Simpsons find Marge's high school prom date Artie Ziff squatting in their loft, and he's planning to frame Homer... (S15 Ep14/22)

Co-Dependent's Day: The Simpsons go to California so that Bart and Lisa can tell the Cosmic Wars creator what they think of his latest film. (S15 Ep15/22)

Wandering Juvie: After Bart scams the town out of wedding presents, he is sent to juvenile detention. But he ends up on the run, chained to a female inmate. (S15 Ep16/22)

My Big Fat Geek Wedding: On the eve of their nuptials, Edna calls it all off with Principal Skinner. As Marge consoles Edna, she realises her own relationship isn't so great. (S15 Ep17/22)

Valloweaster: It's heist time. The squad compete for the title of the greatest human/genius. (S7 Ep11)

Ransom: Holt asks for Jake's help in a case that's exceptionally meaningful to him. Charles and Terry work together on a side business. (S7 Ep12)

Summer Lovin': When Haley tries to stop Andy from proposing to Beth, Haley and Andy both have to cope with their emotions, which they each do in their own special way. (S7 Ep1)

The Day Alex Left for College: Phil and Claire feel snubbed when Alex gives them the wrong college move-in date to avoid them making it a big deal. (S7 Ep2)

The Closet Case: Phil helps Haley convince Claire to allow Dylan to move in temporarily, but when he sees how intimate living together means, he has second thoughts. (S7 Ep3)

She Crazy: Phil is excited about project 'hatch the duck eggs', and even builds a whole habitat for them, but no one else seems as keen about the project. (S7 Ep4)

The Color Yellow: Lisa finds her ancestor Eliza Simpson's diary, which describes a remarkable 19th-century adventure. (S21 Ep13/23)

Stealing First Base: When Bart's class is temporarily merged with another at school, he has to share a desk with a girl called Nikki and soon develops a crush on her. (S21 Ep15/23)

American History X-cellent: When Mr Burns is arrested for art fraud, Smithers shakes things up at the power plant, so Homer and his friends plot to break Mr Burns out of jail. (S21 Ep17/23)

The Squirt and the Whale: The Simpsons put up a wind turbine in their back garden. Lisa has an upsetting experience when she attempts to free a beached whale. (S21 Ep19/23)

And Maggie Makes Three: Homer explains why there are no pictures of Maggie in the house, and why he had to give up his dream job at the bowling alley. (S6 Ep13/25)

Bart's Comet: Bart spots a comet. And it's heading straight for Springfield... Quick, everyone, to the Flanders bomb shelter! (S6 Ep14/25)

...for Stand Up To Cancer: Greg James, Fern Brady, Spice Girl Mel B and Dermot O'Leary take on iced buns, a family classic and a celebrity doppelgänger in biscuit form.

For Stand Up To Cancer, celebs including Graham Norton, Michael Sheen, Aisling Bea and Anna Lundberg watch Squid Game, The Mating Game, and Sex Actually with Alice Levine. (S18 Ep5)

The Goggleboxers watch Eurovision, Citadel, The Greatest Auction, Family Fortunes, Open House: The Great Sex Experiment, I Kissed a Boy and The Big Celebrity Detox. (S21 Ep13)