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...How Do You Lycett? How Do You Lycett?: Joe's stand-up show is packed with more jokes, more comedy anecdotes and more inappropriate/disturbing paintings. How do you Lycett?

The Goggleboxers return. This time they've been watching Bridgerton, The Apprentice, Secret Genius, Pole to Pole with Will Smith and Motorway Cops: Catching Britain's Speeders. (S27 Ep1)

This time on the 'Box: Adolescence, 99 to Beat, Coronation Street, David Blaine: Do Not Attempt, Big Night of Musicals by The National Lottery and Building Britain's Superhomes. (S25 Ep7)

The remaining potters make terracotta tagines, and guest judge Gabriel Nichols throws down a big challenge. Whose pots will please the judges, and who'll place last and potter off? (Ep6/10)

Jasmine Harman meets holiday insiders who reveal how to bag a long-haul break on a short-haul budget, from snagging ultra-low fares to upgrading your inflight experience. (Ep2)

List It: Brilliant Builds: Did Alex and Danny's lofty ambitions for their attic give them the space they needed in their Preston semi? (S2 Ep2)

Teleshopping.

Teleshopping.

Lexus IS200: Tim Shaw and Fuzz Townshend delve into unknown territory when they transform Charlie's beloved Lexus IS200 into a full-blown competition drift car. (S12 Ep9)

Divide and Conquer: Mike and Frank split up on a packed property in order to find what they're looking for before nightfall. And Mike discovers something living in the attic... (S16 Ep17)

In Oxford, Henry Cole and Simon O'Brien get hands-on in a second-hand goods shop. They discover a servant's call bell, and a mysterious pedal-powered tool catches Simon's eye. (S6 Ep4)

The heat two finalists juggle language, logistics and real guests as they transform the Château de la Boutinière grounds. Who'll reach the grand final? (Ep10/20)

Laura Hamilton helps Mark and Carrie chase their Cretan dream in Rethymno, where the gorgeous old town boasts terrific tavernas and heaps of history.

Maxine and John have been visiting Cyprus for three decades and now want to buy their own holiday home there. Jean Johansson shows them what their £150k can buy.

Edinburgh. First to host is 28-year-old Andy Daykin who opts for a Scottish-themed night complete with haggis, bagpipes and whisky. (Ep1/5)

Edinburgh. Polish-born catering supervisor Irena is planning a night of traditional Polish food and entertainment. But her guests aren't thrilled by the prospect of eating cabbage. (Ep2/5)

Edinburgh. It's self-confessed cougar Liz Grant's turn to host. Having flirted with Andy for the last two nights, 'Luscious Liz' is determined to make her move tonight. (Ep3/5)

Edinburgh. Rock chick Michelle Lindsay plans to wow her guests with a bizarre array of dishes and some explosive entertainment. (Ep4/5)

Edinburgh. It's the final night of the competition and Italian-born food snob Toni is about to launch his specially created Scottish/Italian menu upon his guests. (Ep5/5)

Sussex. Jewellery entrepreneur Sarah tops off the week with some simple and nutritious food. But will a dodgy dessert and tears at the table take the shine off her evening? (Ep5/5)

Kirstie and Phil search throughout Surrey, Berkshire and Hampshire for two couples' dream homes. But it's a fraught search. (S17 Ep5)

We meet Brixham's maverick skipper who live-streams his latest catch, and a Cornwall engineer gets a replica of the iconic steam locomotive, The Puffing Devil, back up to full steam.

The remaining potters make terracotta tagines, and guest judge Gabriel Nichols throws down a big challenge. Whose pots will please the judges, and who'll place last and potter off? (Ep6/10)

At Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre, seven-year-old Hunter needs help after falling from a tree. And 45-year-old Kirsty has had an accident at a fun run. (S30 Ep1)

The Horror House (Part 1/2): A lone detective is on the trail of a Luton man who sexually abused scores of young people, in what becomes a complex, disturbing pursuit.

The Goggleboxers gets stuck into a new series and more of the biggest and best TV. What do they think this time? (S27 Ep2)